Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

"Fortunately, this wild boar has rough skin and thick flesh, and is highly resistant to poison. If other animals were stung like this by wasps, they would probably have died a long time ago." Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

He started to remove the wasp stings from the wild boar one by one.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw this.

"This is a kindhearted person. The anchor should study hard. If you become a hero in the future and learn something from the old Taoist master, it will definitely not be a loss."

"In the face of the culprit who angered the wasp and caused him to jump into the cold pool, the old Taoist actually came to help. Is this a moral complaint?"

"Why repay kindness with kindness? We should complain directly!"

"Why do I feel like the old Taoist priest is a bit like a bad guy?"

While netizens in the live broadcast room were criticizing the bad idea of ​​repaying evil with kindness, Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun had already pulled out the wasp sting from the wild boar.

He took some herbs from his hiking bag, pounded them with stones, added some water to make a medicinal paste, and applied it to the wild boar.

Then he took a small pack of tin foil from his pocket and completely wrapped the half-sized wild boar's body.

Wrap the whole body in tin foil. Is this a whole pig roasted in the wild?

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked by this operation. What about the kindhearted old man he promised?

"I suddenly discovered that the old Taoist Master is a master of Houheixue. He was talking about saving the pigs, but he had already finished the preparations for the barbecue."

"Although I am over thirty, compared with the old Taoist priests, I suddenly found that I am still a little too young."

"Uncle, the old Taoist priest is over eighty years old. Compared with others, you are just a grandchild. The old Taoist priest looks at us like little kids."

"It turns out that this is a kindhearted person. Anchor, you should learn from the old Taoist master. Whether you can become an immortal in the future depends on your current understanding."

"Brother Snake should be trembling when he sees this scene."

"It's over, Brother Snake is in danger, his lips are dead and his teeth are cold, his next meal is his!"

"Society is very simple, but people are complicated. Whoever takes whom seriously, the tricks are very deep [cover your face]!"

Jiang Yun became a little anxious when he saw that Taoist Zhang Zhishun was really preparing to start a fight.

"Mr. Zhang, let's just play and make trouble, why are you so serious!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Roast pig!" Jiang Yun persuaded earnestly: "Mr. Zhang, it's okay for us to eat roast pig, but at least we have to be humane!"

"It's too cruel to roast it alive. Let's cut the pig first, drain the blood, disembowel it and take out the internal organs, then smear it with ingredients before roasting it. I think it's safer to eat it this way."

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the wild boar wrapped in tinfoil. Only then did the old man react.

"Good boy, I've always been kind-hearted, but you actually think I'm going to roast the pig?"

"Although this wild boar is not a nationally protected wild animal, it is still a protected animal. It is illegal to eat it!"

"I wrapped it in a field first aid thermal blanket because the pig was hypothermic due to bee stings. I set up a fire just to warm it up and allow its blood to circulate."

"Boy, how come you are just like your master, you look harmless on the surface, but in fact you are ruthless. What do you think you want to eat roast pig?"

Jiang Yun was spat on by the old man. He wiped his face and said weakly: "Mr. Zhang, don't get excited. Please calm down first."

"The epidemic has not passed yet, and you are spraying spit on my face. This is really not good. Those droplets are contagious!"

Elder Zhang calmed down instantly. He silently took out a pack of unopened disposable masks from his bag, put them on himself decisively, and handed one to Jiang Yun.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all shouted what a good guy.

"I'm sorry, our anchor's move is a killer move!"

"The epidemic has not passed yet. From today on, I will never allow my mother to speak loudly to me before I get up in the morning!"

"My mother never asks me to get up to eat. She just cuts off the power and internet every day, and then waits for me to get up."

"Upstairs, your mother is a werewolf. She is more than a ruthless person. Damn it, she actually cut off the power and the internet. It's so cruel."

"Can anyone explain to me, our anchor or Mr. Zhang, who wants to eat roast pig?"

"I can guarantee with my life that both of them will definitely want to eat roast pig. Take a bite of the crispy roast pig that is oozing with oil. Who would have the heart to say no."

The fire was finally set up.

As Mr. Zhang said, wild boars have rough skin and thick flesh, and are highly resistant to poison.

The fire had only been roasting for half an hour when the pig wrapped in a thermal blanket kicked its hind legs a few times and began to grunt.

Jiang Yun sighed: "Mr. Zhang, this pig must have had a nightmare when he was unconscious."

"Nonsense, being stung by a wasp turns a pig's head into a coma. No matter what species it is, as long as you have a brain, you will definitely have nightmares."

After the wild boar woke up and regained its ability to move, Taoist Zhang Zhishun took off the thermal blanket on the pig and put out the bonfire.

"This pig is still a bit young. If he lives a few more years, rubs more rosin on his body and puts on a layer of armor, he won't be afraid of wasp stings."

"Boy, stop looking. Let's go back and cook chestnuts to eat. You can translate for this pig, so that it can be careful next time and don't provoke wasps." Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, patted the pig's head, and he took up his mountain climbing mission.

Bag.

Jiang Yun grabbed the pig's ears and explained to the half-grown wild boar in pig language.

Whether the pig's brain actually listened to it or not, only a genius knows.

Anyway, the wild boar kept lying there, still grunting.

Jiang Yun was holding Xiaobai, and Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun was carrying Brother Snake, who had difficulty moving. They were about to take a shortcut back to the bamboo forest.

The wild boar suddenly stood up and followed behind them with a grunt.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw this.

"It's over. Piggy definitely doesn't want to work hard anymore."

"I guess what Zhuzhu is thinking is: if you saved me, then you have to be responsible for me [Tears Run]"

"Hahahahaha, it's easy to save a pig, but it's hard to give it away!"

"Zhuzhu: Which Taoist priest saved me? I have nothing to repay, I can only pledge myself to him."

"Upstairs, please stop talking. The price of pork in the supermarket next to our house today is three yuan a pound. Pork is really worthless now!"

"I'm sure this is repaying kindness with vengeance. This is definitely repaying kindness with vengeance."

Jiang Yun walked halfway and when he was resting, he turned around and found that the wild boar was still following him. He couldn't help but have a headache and said: "Mr. Zhang, this pig is quite smart. It can tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal!"

"Nonsense, the Patriarch of the Three Qing Dynasties is above me, and you must abide by the rules and laws!"

"It is a three-protected animal that follows me. If I don't have a special breeding license, then it will give me a pair of silver bracelets, a set of striped clothes and a large bed room for multiple people!" said the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun angrily.

The old Taoist priest got angry for the first time, and friends in the live broadcast couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The wild boar not far away was very smart. It also lay on the spot, blinking its small eyes, and looking up at the two of them from time to time, for fear that they would run away and its future iron rice bowl would be gone.

(End of chapter)