Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

When Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, were worrying about how to deal with the wild boar, Zhuzhu lowered his head and licked the half-dried medicinal paste on his hoof.

"Huh huh huh~"

Its pink nose twitched twice, then stood up and rushed directly into the forest next to it.

Upon seeing this, Taoist Master Zhang picked up Brother Snake, who was still in a semi-disabled state, grabbed his hiking bag, got up and left.

"Boy, why are you still standing there? When the pig comes back, we won't be able to leave!"

Jiang Yun pinched the back of Xiaobai's neck, stuffed it into his hiking clothes, and exposed his head.

The two of them ran seven or eight miles of mountain roads without taking a breath, and finally arrived at the bamboo forest camp. It was just five o'clock, and there was still half an hour before the originally planned return time.

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, stood on the way back and looked for a long time, but there was no sign of the wild boar. He often breathed a sigh of relief.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they couldn't help but joke.

"The current Second Senior Brother is really a loser. He can't even afford to have a fortune of tens of millions like Mr. Zhang."

"Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, I really gave you a chance but you didn't use it.

When the Jade Emperor ascended, the whole family's chickens and dogs ascended to heaven. Only your ancestors went to the next door to get food and missed the ascension. Now the opportunity of an iron rice bowl is placed in front of you, and you missed it again."

"The two Taoist priests are really cruel. They actually abandoned such a cute pig. Tears of dissatisfaction flowed down from the corners of my mouth. Roast the whole pig!"

"That's right, such good wild honey is perfect for roasting whole pigs."

"Are you human beings? Do you want to be punished or not? Do you have to send the anchor behind bars?"

After Jiang Yun solemnly warned Brother Snake not to bite anyone and not to bite Xiaobai, he and Taoist Master Zhang prepared dinner together.

The two of them briefly freshened up, poured out the herbs picked from their hiking bags, and placed them around to dry.

The division of labor was clear. Mr. Zhang went to collect dry firewood from the surrounding areas, while Jiang Yun took out all the chestnuts and the bag of honey.

He first cut two sausages, simmered a pot of claypot rice, and then took the chestnuts into the bamboo forest.

"Dear friends, fried chestnuts with honey is a very simple home-cooked delicacy. If you have the conditions, you can try making it."

"After washing the chestnuts, pick out the bad ones, then score them with a cross, then add corn oil and honey inside, stir-fry slowly for forty minutes, and then you can eat them."

"You can use more corn oil. Each chestnut should be coated with oil. Honey should be added according to personal taste. The only thing you need to pay attention to is to turn it twice frequently."

The whole process took less than ten minutes. Jiang Yun had already finished the preparations for roasting the chestnuts with honey, and now all that was left was to stir-fry them.

The fried kitchen expert in the live broadcast room saw that the process was so simple, many people wanted to copy it.

"I have taken notes on the whole process on my phone and saved it. I will definitely try it when I have time!"

"Li Zi: Are you trying to scare me? I have been waiting for three years. Do you know how I have spent these three years?"

"Looking to the sky, brothers, my girlfriend has gone downstairs to buy chestnuts. She is going to blow up the kitchen. What should I do? I'm a little scared."

"Calm down, I tell you as someone who has been there, you must stand at the main power switch of your home. If there is any trouble, remember to cut off the power as soon as possible!"

"Oh, I want to eat roasted chestnuts with sugar, but I don't want to go out and buy them. It's so painful!"

Amid the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room, the forty minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hands. He reached into the iron pot and picked up a chestnut from the pot at an extremely fast speed.

After the shell is opened, the chestnut meat inside is golden yellow, sweet and soft in the mouth, and the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes.

"Every layperson in the live broadcast room should eat roasted chestnuts with chewing gum. This stuff is rich in nutrients, and the more you eat, the more you eat." Jiang Yun used his inner strength to protect his hands and fished several more out of the pot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw this.

"Damn it, you're so ruthless!"

"Practice makes perfect, practice makes perfect. I feel that Taoist priest's chestnuts should have a meaty aroma."

"Mom buys a batch. The sugar-roasted chestnuts in our small county on the 7th and 8th tiers cost more than 20 yuan a pound. I can't afford it!"

"I can't afford it, but raw chestnuts cost seven yuan a pound. I fry a bunch of them myself every year. They are really delicious."

“The sugar-roasted chestnuts on the streets of India are clean and hygienic, but it’s a pity that I really don’t dare to eat them.”

At dinner time.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun fried chestnuts with sugar and ate two large bowls of claypot rice. Jiang Yun was dumbfounded. This was a staple food!

"Boy, what are you looking at? I really don't eat much!"

"Hum hum……"

"What are you humming about, kid?"

"Mr. Zhang, I didn't say anything."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. He turned around suddenly and widened his eyes: "Damn it, why did this pig follow you here?"

When old Taoist Zhang Zhishun turned around, he looked at the aggrieved wild boar and suddenly felt that the claypot rice in the bowl was no longer fragrant, and the sugar-roasted chestnuts in his mouth had no taste either.

When netizens saw the two people looking confused, they started tweeting 666 in the live broadcast room.

"Second senior brother is so mighty, it can actually get back the lost iron rice bowl!"

"Pig, you have to be self-aware to be a pig. I seriously doubt that the two Taoist priests will become so evil that they will actually kill the pig."

"An animal is raised in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, and so is a group of animals. Anchor, for the sake of such a predestined relationship, just keep the pigs!"

Jiang Yun and Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, just stood there blankly. The wild boar came to them very aggrievedly. It opened its mouth and spit out a ball of muddy stuff.

That thing seemed to be a ginseng plant, and it was quite big, thick, and long. It was at least ten years old.

Taoist Master Zhang picked up the ginseng. After briefly rinsing it with water in the kettle, he exclaimed: "Four-grade leaf ginseng, how is this possible?"

The wild boar snorted twice, lay down on the spot, and straightened its four short hooves. The tail behind its butt was spinning happily.

After the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun confirmed again that the four-leaf ginseng was real, his eyes turned red and he couldn't help but sigh.

These days, wild boars are stronger than humans and know how to repay kindness. They are so spiritual!

"Boy, this pig has not recovered from a serious illness and has followed us for more than ten miles on the mountain road. It is really hard on it. It is my mascot. I will check its health and you can go cook a pot of rice." Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest.

He touched Piggy's head distressedly, his eyes filled with distress.

Jiang Yun looked confused next to him, hey, Mr. Zhang said the mascot was me during the day, why did he suddenly turn into this pig now?

The old Taoist priest's face seems a bit like a military fan, he is just a big pig's hooves.

When the 055 was first released, all the military fans shouted for their wives. However, after a few months, the J-20 came out, and the wives were immediately replaced!

Xiao Tiantian turned into Mrs. Niu, which is really too much!

(End of chapter)