Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the grunting wild boar in front of him. The more he looked at it, the more he liked it. Then he said: "Boy, after careful consideration, I decided to take this wild boar out of the mountain."

A row of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head, what is this?

"Mr. Zhang, this thing is a protected animal, so we don't want to adopt it!"

"You have a red mouth and white teeth, but you are not allowed to slander anyone. What is adoption? I am rescue!"

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun said very seriously: "This wild boar was stung by a wasp and was seriously injured. I want to take it out of the mountain and give it a good treatment."

"What's wrong with Sanyou's protected animals? I have a special breeding license, and I'm also a non-rescue expert for the Wildlife Conservation Bureau. I'll report to the Bureau and take the pigs out of the mountains. There's absolutely no problem."

Jiang Yun stayed where he was, looking at Mr. Zhang's white beard fluttering gently in the breeze. He suddenly felt that Jiang was indeed old.

No matter from a rational or legal perspective, no one can find fault with this matter.

The water friends couldn't help but sigh when they looked at the cheerful wild boar.

"Brave Piggy, defy fate and change your fate!"

"Everyone believes in science and must be reasonable. The olfactory cells of pigs are more than 2,000 times that of humans and 17 times that of dogs. Therefore, Zhuzhu discovered that the fourth-grade leaf ginseng is actually very scientific."

"Oh, for the sake of food and accommodation, I have sold my freedom. Is it worth it?"

"No need to work hard, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, no matter what, it is simply my dream life."

After Piggy ate a pot of rice, it started to circle around Mr. Zhang excitedly, its little tail wagging so happily.

When Jiang Yun saw Mr. Zhang feeding the remaining roasted chestnuts with honey to the pigs one by one, he couldn't help but sigh: These days, the world has changed.

Pigs are as valuable as humans, or even more valuable than humans.

There were two more camp members in the bamboo forest. Because of the innate suppression power brought by Zhuzhu's huge body, Brother Snake decisively wrapped around Xiaobai and hugged Xiaobai's thigh.

There is no way, in the current small team.

Mr. Zhang has the highest status, followed by Jiang Yun, followed by Xiaobai, then Zhuzhu, and finally the outside editor Brother Snake.

The reason why Xiaobai has a high status is simple, because it carries the flavor of Jiang Yun.

You must know that sleeping with you every night is not in vain. The next day during the day, it can pretend to be intimidating and show off.

Other animals are all like this, especially Jiang Hou Er, who has a high IQ and respects Jiang Yun very much. He is extremely humble to his senior sister.

After the evening meditation session, it was still early.

Jiang Yun cooked a pot of kudzu tea. He sat on his sleeping bag and chatted with his water friends while drinking.

The group owners of several groups and the room manager of the live broadcast room excitedly said that they had established a small fan support group with their fans, with about a few thousand people.

"Fellow laymen, what is a fan support group?" Jiang Yun asked with a confused look on his face.

[Xiao Min]: "Taoist Master, the fan support group is an organization composed of us fans."

"Organization?" Jiang Yun's face changed, and he said extremely seriously: "To all the laymen who have joined the Pindao fans support group, I must explain it to you."

"No matter what organization we have, we must be under the leadership of the party and obey the party's instructions. We cannot do anything random."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned. They couldn't help but look at Jiang Yun's consciousness with admiration.

"Damn it, compared to those celebrities, Taoist Master's status has improved instantly!"

"It's very rigorous, I like it very much. Is this a Taoist patriot?"

"I can now confirm that the Taoist priest's political class will definitely get full marks."

"That is, we can't act recklessly, we must firmly support the party's leadership [thumb]!"

[Wang Pineapple]: "Taoist Master, your fan support group is called Tianyuan Taoist Temple Fans Club. How about it? Isn't this a fashionable name?"

"Club?" Zhang Zhishun, the Taoist priest, exclaimed. Unexpectedly, he was also watching Jiang Yun's live broadcast.

The old man said seriously: "Boy, what kind of clubs do your fans want to join? Clubs are definitely not advisable!"

"Listen to my advice and change the community into a street!"

Fans in the live broadcast room were stunned.

Tianyuan Taoist Temple Fan Street, this...this...what does this sound like!

"Our country has a sub-district office, which can control things a bit and prevent your fans from messing around." Taoist priest Zhang explained.

Jiang Yun nodded in agreement and said: "Mr. Zhang, your suggestion is still safe."

"From now on, my fan support group will be called Tianyuan Taoist Temple Fans Street Group!"

Hundreds of thousands of fans in the live broadcast room frantically created a pattern in the barrage area.

The arrangement of the two Taoist priests really shocked everyone.

Jiang Yun’s fan support group has since decisively changed its name to Tianyuan Taoist Temple Fans Street Group.

Later, fans held an offline gathering and held up banners. Pedestrians passing by looked confused and came up to ask questions.

Jiang Yun's fans are very proud: "We are all regular troops, affiliated to the Jiangjiacun Tianyuan Taoist Subdistrict Office, and are different from other fan groups that have no status."

After the water friends in the live broadcast room discovered that Mr. Zhang was also watching the live broadcast, they decisively ignored Jiang Yun and began to watch and question the old Taoist priest.

"Mr. Zhang, ever since I changed into a sweater in autumn, I have been feeling short of breath and always feel like someone is strangling me."

"Old Taoist priest, save me. I feel like my legs are going to waste. After I put on jeans, the skin on my legs turned blue-purple. No matter how I treat it, it can't be cured. Do I need amputation?"

"I really don't understand why the doctor told me to avoid eating even though I had a slight cold."

"Mr. Zhang, I gave birth to my baby a few days ago, and the doctors who performed my caesarean section were chatting on the operating table. I feel so wronged!"

"Mr. Zhang, I feel like the doctors are so awesome. When I was in the hospital, they checked on my condition and always put their hands behind their backs. Their attitude was condescending. I felt like they didn't respect me at all."

…

Hundreds of thousands of water friends used the live broadcast room as a free online consultation live broadcast room, and hundreds of thousands of comments related to the condition shocked Huyu's backend operations.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun smiled and randomly answered the barrage. His attitude was extremely amiable and he had countless fans.

"For those lay people who feel short of breath when changing their sweaters, take a look now and see if you are wearing your sweater inside out."

"If you put on jeans, the skin on your legs will turn blue-purple. I advise you to calm down and don't amputate your legs. I feel like your pants are fading."

“In fact, after getting sick, a person’s digestion ability weakens, so he really needs to eat less and eat less.

Regardless of whether it’s Western medicine or Chinese medicine, we can’t tell others to eat whatever they want when they go back.”

"Traditional Chinese medicine focuses on conditioning and rarely performs invasive surgeries. However, I feel that it is actually a good thing for doctors to chat about daily routines during surgery. If they don't say a word, the problem must be serious."

"It's really not easy to be a doctor nowadays. It's actually helpless to put your hands behind your back when checking on the condition. If we put our hands in front of us and bow, then it's probably time to have a banquet at home."

(End of chapter)