Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

"You may not believe it, but when I was studying abroad, my roommate Ah San was extremely confident. I stayed up late at night to study. Ah San said that I had a poor cultural background and had to work harder. As a result, I ranked first in the class during the exam.

, he died, that second bitch [covers face]"

"It feels like the only country in the world where there are princes, generals and ministers, I would rather have a kind of spiritual inheritance."

"Of course, the main reason why China Internet Shuangwen is unique in the world is because there have been so many counterattacks in our history that we all feel that we can make a comeback, so we have a strong sense of immersion."

“The teacher’s catchphrase of the domestically produced buff: You are the worst class I have ever taught, hahaha.”

"And the same mother: It's almost eight o'clock, why don't you go to school? When you get up, it's six-thirty, ugh~~"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and felt emotional.

Although I am an orphan, I have also experienced the joy of being in the same world and having the same mother.

When I was a child, Tianyuan Taoist Temple used old bed sheets that were uniform across the country, which gave it a sense of age. Taoist priest Chisong often threatened Jiang Yun at 6:30 in the morning, saying that it was already eight o'clock.

He sighed in his heart: Oh, Master, I hope you can be a good person when you get there.

In the past few days since I entered the mountain, a lot of hot news has appeared on the Internet.

One of these is related to Teacher Luo, who once helped Jiang Yun in his lawsuit.

Woerwo Auto recently changed its spokesperson, and yes, that person is Mr. Luo.

Jiang Yun found that friends in the live broadcast room kept asking him what he thought of the matter, and his face looked a little ugly.

Today's young people are so courageous. Why do they dare to say anything?

"Fellow laymen, please avoid talking about this matter as soon as possible. Do you understand?" Jiang Yun helplessly covered his forehead and warned.

Many water friends felt their hearts tightening, and they all felt that what they had just said was a bit suicidal.

"Damn it, I almost forgot about Teacher Luo's reputation. Teacher Luo shouldn't be in the live broadcast room, right?"

"When I saw Mr. Luo being chatted about in the live broadcast room, I quickly closed the live broadcast room. What do I call this? I call this emergency evacuation!"

"I went to the store to look at the car, but didn't buy it. Finally, I received a summons and was sentenced to three years [dog head to save my life]"

"The legal department of Volvo Motors feels like they are going to lose their jobs."

"Zhang San's lesson is that Brother Sicong didn't say anything, so what can we say?"

[Teacher Luo] rewards a treasure map with a message: "Don't be nervous, Director Jiang, I am a people's teacher and a good person!"

"The Huyu platform asked me to open a column a few months ago to promote the law. Then we will interact on the mic. As a big anchor like you, let me gain popularity."

The water friends in the live broadcast room just yelled a few words, the boss was confused, and after the boss was angry, they suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Everyone checked the teacher Luo on the weekly contribution list of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. It has official certification and is undoubtedly a real person.

"Holy shit, it's so scary. It's actually Teacher Luo, Ben Luo. He knelt down on the spot."

"I just want to know if the Taoist Master is panicking now and if he is touched."

"Suddenly I am looking forward to their legal education interaction, and I feel that it will not be a problem for our anchor to be sentenced to three years."

The corners of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched slightly, and he clasped his fists at the camera and said, "Teacher Luo, it's easy to talk about Lianmai's interaction."

"Pindao has always been very enthusiastic about public welfare undertakings such as legal education. It will be no problem for the two of us to make a series by then."

[Teacher Luo]: "Hahaha, Director Jiang, then the two of us have decided on this matter. I will go to the official website of Huyu Live to report it and see if it can be done."

"Please pay attention to safety in the wild. After the broadcast, we will become friends through private messages. If you need legal assistance in the future, just come to me."

"By the way, tell Mr. Zhang that you must first obtain the consent of the relevant departments before you can take the wild animals out of the mountain. There must be no mistake in the order of these two."

Jiang Yun nodded, and he quickly sent his WeChat ID to Teacher Luo through the private message chat function of Huya's backend.

Friends in the live broadcast room looked at the old Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun who was sleeping soundly next to him, and they all sighed in their hearts.

Fortunately, Mr. Zhang went to bed early, otherwise he would not have been able to sleep after being warned by Teacher Luo!

"I'm curious, who is Teacher Luo and why are you so afraid of him?"

"Upstairs, for your rhetorical question, it should start in at least five years!"

"The real person of the outlaw Zhang San, who do you think he is?"

"Our Taoist Priest has already stepped into the world of immortality. He has to be polite when facing Teacher Luo. Can you imagine Teacher Luo's horror?"

"Don't say you have only half a foot in the world of immortality. Even if you enter the world of immortality, you must abide by the law. Our country has jurisdiction over all citizens, no matter where they are!"

The unknown and harsh smell suddenly came up, and the water friends in the live broadcast room who were not very familiar with Teacher Luo also felt a sense of respect in their hearts.

Teacher Luo and the others didn't know him, but the reputation of the outlaw Zhang San was well known to everyone.

At half past nine, Jiang Yun yawned. He suddenly remembered something and felt the need to share it with his water friends.

"Has any of the laymen in the live broadcast room been to the recent Zhuhai Air Show?"

"Anyone who has been there, please tell me what the models of the Luan Bird large-scale airborne aircraft platform, Xuannv fighter aircraft and Chengying tactical drone armor in the Nantianmen Project look like."

The non-military fans in the live broadcast room were confused. The Nantianmen Project, Luan Bird and Xuannv, how come this sounds like something pulled from a fairy tale.

The military fans were so excited on the spot. At the last Zhuhai Air Show, the J-20 became the Lady Niu, and everyone basically went for the H-20, a sweetie who had not yet shown up.

As a result, after I went there and saw the Luanniao model, their Hong-20 Sweetie, who had not yet passed the show, was thrown into the cold palace on the spot and became a thing of yesterday.

"A science fiction fan said that I am very interested in the Nantianmen Project. If that plan cannot be realized, I will not rest in peace!"

"Those born in the 1980s have no chance, but those born in the 1990s and 2000s will most likely see it."

"Boom 20: I am the most miserable weapon of the country. From now on, please call me Mrs. Niu [sobbing]."

"The Nantianmen Plan to Defeat Aliens. I'd like to see if anyone makes it into a movie or novel."

"Fusion reactor, force field generating device, and mind control armor, isn't this the concept proposed by Ying Jiang?"

"Yingjiang: Rabbit, what are you doing? [vomiting blood]

Rabbit: I’m helping you realize your dream! [Cool]”

"It always feels like we discovered something on the moon some time ago and are starting to prepare to fight aliens. It's really outrageous."

"I can no longer see those good things. May the motherland become stronger [crying]"

When Jiang Yun was about to speak, Taoist Zhang Zhishun woke up.

The old man turned on his phone. He originally wanted to check the time, but found that he had not exited Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. When he was about to exit, he glanced at the barrage and his expression suddenly changed.

"Boy, I'm warning you, be careful what you say and speak responsibly. Our country is still the largest developing country in the world. How can we have the money to do those things?"

"The deck of the No. 003 aircraft carrier is still tilted up. What is covered under the colorful strips of the AVIC New Aircraft R&D Center is the new and greatly modified H-6K."

"I swear by the lifelong reputation of the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty, Luanniao is the magically modified Yun-20, Xuannv is the large rainbow all-in-one surveillance drone, and Chengying Tactical Drone A is DJI's small suicide drone.

."

"You kid, don't think that you are famous now, someone likes you, and there are many people watching your live broadcast, so you just spread rumors everywhere, that's not good!"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang who was talking eloquently and fell into silence on the spot.

(End of chapter)