Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The figure of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun talking eloquently gradually merged with the figure of Zhang Zuo, and there was no sense of dissonance.

In the past, the secrets of the J-20 were leaked, and the director was ordered to do so in a critical situation. He went on the program to start the war, and he promoted it seriously: There is no such thing as the J-20. The most I thought about was the major overhaul of the J-10.

This fourth-generation aircraft is not that fourth-generation aircraft. The J-10 is a third-and-a-half-generation fighter. After this modification, it will be a 3.8-generation fighter at most.

"Mr. Zhang, are you an outside member of the War and Ignorance Bureau in Daomen?" Jiang Yun asked weakly.

"On behalf of all the members of the Wudang Mountain Detachment of the Action Brigade of China's Strategic Deception Bureau, I hereby solemnly declare: There is absolutely no Strategic Deception Bureau in China!" Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun's tone was decisive.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately turned into kings of understanding. They talked about this, who still doesn’t understand?

"Damn it, I couldn't sleep at night, so I came to watch a live broadcast. I thought Zhang Zuo had started cultivating immortality."

"The ideological consciousness of the older generation is so high that all the members of the Zhanhu Bureau have disappeared, but the members of the bureau are still working diligently on Zhanhu."

"To be honest, Director Zhang's remark that the J-20 was a J-10 also fooled me."

"It's normal for us to be deceived. Yingjiang was deceived so much that he even dismantled his own F22 production line. Now he regrets it and wants to put it back, but it turns out he can't go back."

"My younger brother was admitted to the Aviation University last year. I beat him eight times when I came home during the holidays this year. He gritted his teeth and said that the J-20 was a major improvement of the J-10 [running to tears]"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang, thought for a while, and decided to expose his identity and show off to all the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone in the live broadcast room, please stop pretending to be a poor person. Let me show my cards. In fact, I am a temporary worker of the Wudang Mountain Squadron of the Hunan Branch of the War and Terrorism Bureau."

"We in China have always insisted on keeping our word. Moreover, the Nantianmen Project is a major plan announced by the state. Don't worry, we will definitely be able to get it done in the end. It's just a matter of time."

"We have made major breakthroughs in several technologies including controllable nuclear fusion technology, force field generation device, mind control armor and wireless charging technology, and our research progress is already in a leading position in the world!"

Elder Zhang Zhishun looked at Jiang Yun with complicated eyes from the side. The old man raised his clenched fist several times and finally lowered it.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were excited and climaxed on the spot, but some were dejected and muttering to themselves.

"A hundred years of war were suddenly destroyed!"

"Taoist Master, Wu is a netizen from the northern part of the mainland. Wu is very interested in your war situation. Can we add him on Instagram to get in touch?"

"Thunder, we are monkeys, we are not trying to make friends with Southern Pills. There is no hope that there will be no Geda project to cooperate with Lei."

"I still have a down payment of 1 million for my house. I have two 500,000 for the upstairs. I have something to give you. Let's add a friend [sincerity]!"

[Director of the War and Terrorism Bureau] rewarded a treasure map with a message: "Comrade Xiao Jiang of our bureau has done a good job in publicity work. As the director, I will give him a bonus and say one more word."

"We are afraid to say things that Zhan Hu dare not say, and we are afraid to admit things that Zhan Hu dare not admit."

"In a word, we are afraid to do what Zhan Hu can do, and we are afraid to do what Zhan Hu can't do. We are full of martial virtue, and the stars are in the sea. This is the fear of war!"

[Spokesperson of the War and Terrorism Bureau] offered a reward of Huya No. 1, with a message: "Our War and Terrorism Bureau has three things to do when we go out: be transparent and transparent, and still be transparent."

"Let the enemy know the bottom line of our core interests. Whoever dares to touch it will have his hands chopped off and his feet chopped off!"

A large group of people in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room changed their names to IDs with the prefix of War and Terrorism Bureau. There were so many people that if you just glance at the barrage, you can see seven or eight.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the barrage of martial arts in the live broadcast room. He sighed deeply, then raised his head and looked at the moon.

"Boy, times have changed. Our generation has suffered so much from the cowards that we are today. The world is ours and yours, but in the end it is still yours."

"As people get older, it's time to retire. The future of China is in your hands. Don't be timid, just go ahead and do it!"

"Even if something goes wrong, we old bones will hold on and the sky won't fall."

"Stop talking about it. I'm old and can't stay up late. I'll go to bed first. I have to go to the mountains to collect herbs tomorrow. You should go to bed early too."

Mr. Zhang lay down in his sleeping bag. Although he deliberately turned his side with his back to Jiang Yun, under the moonlight, the water stains on the sleeping bag that were wet with tears were still clearly visible.

Why do I often have tears in my eyes? It’s because I love this land so deeply.

"Fellow laymen, we are proud of our country, and our country is proud of us. Today's China stands in the East, its people are enlightened, and they are proud of the world. However, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard. I encourage you all!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he started sowing hastily.

The hundreds of thousands of fans in the live broadcast room refused to leave, and the number of barrages in the live broadcast room even increased instead of decreasing.

"Damn it, I actually witnessed with my own eyes that the War Ignorance Bureau gave up the dominance of public opinion to the War Terrorism Bureau."

"Witness history, remember history, and never forget history. The times are developing, and the country will get better and better. But when will housing prices drop?"

"I always feel that the current antagonism between men and women is because of the crazy instigation by public officials. Brothers in the live broadcast room, don't be brainwashed by those people's videos. I'm going to run away first and go to sleep."

…

Jiang Yun's live broadcast room has become a large chat room on the Huyu live broadcast platform. Even if he broadcasts at night, many friends still gather in the black screen live broadcast room to chat.

The next day.

Before Jiang Yun got up, Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already gotten up early.

He took his half-wet pillowcloth to a small pool in the bamboo forest. After washing the pillowcloth, he hung it in a conspicuous place to dry, and then began to process the herbs the two of them picked yesterday.

After Jiang Yun got up, he bought a large pot of rice. He also dug a lot of wild vegetables nearby and cooked a pot of wild vegetable porridge.

Because of the addition of Zhuzhu, the food rations the two brought into the mountain were really not enough. Originally, they had to go digging for medicine for seven days, but now it seemed that they would have to go back home on the fifth day.

After finishing the morning class, start the live broadcast.

The two of them brought their hiking bags, Jiang Yun held Xiaobai, Taoist Master Zhang held Zhuzhu, Brother Snake lay on Zhuzhu's head, and the team completed preparations for departure.

The two of them made a fortune telling that today it is better to go west!

All the way to the west, with the help of Pig, the speed of digging herbs is indeed much faster.

"Boy, I have thought carefully about what happened last night. You have to keep it a secret for me," said the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun while he was digging ginseng.

Jiang Yun thought of the pillowcases that the old Taoist priest had hung to dry in the morning. He patted his chest and said, "Mr. Zhang, don't worry. You know what happened last night. You know that I know everything, and no third person will know about it."

"Very good. You are much better than your master. I am very optimistic about you."

Friends in the live broadcast room were confused as they listened to the conversation between the two.

"Can anyone tell me what the two Taoist priests talked about after the broadcast ended last night?"

"I always feel that Elder Zhang is a big figure in the war, and he must have told some very important things."

"Don't ask, don't ask, there are some things you can't ask."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room. He couldn't laugh or cry, but he couldn't say a word. It was so uncomfortable!

While collecting herbs in the afternoon, the two of them passed by a cave, and Brother Pig and Brother Snake became excited at the same time.

(End of chapter)