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Chapter 113 Taoist Priest, come here (please vote for me)

Brother Snake came to the cave very excitedly, with his mouth open and a naive expression on his face.

“Hiss, hiss~~~”

"Hiss~~~"

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, saw the snake lying in front of the cave entrance and shaking its head frequently. The old man looked confused.

The situation of the water friends in the live broadcast room is not much better than Mr. Zhang. What is the situation?

Jiang Yun looked at the cobra, with a dark look on his face. The snake brother actually regarded himself as its friend.

"Boy, don't be in a daze, hurry up and translate for me!"

"Mr. Zhang, this cave is Brother Snake's snake nest. Now he invites us to go in and have a sit. Should we go in or not?"

Old Taoist Zhang Zhishun stayed where he was. He looked at the cave where the cool wind was blowing outside, and his two white eyebrows were furrowed together.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back anymore when they saw the cobra being so hospitable and shaking its head wildly towards the cave.

"Brother Snake: You two Taoist priests, I knew you were destined to me as soon as I saw you two. Would you like to come in and sit down?"

"Taoist Priest, don't chill Brother Snake's heart. Otherwise, why don't you go in and sit down."

"Anchor, last time the village chief told you to understand the ways of the world. If you don't go in, you won't give me the face of Brother Snake!"

"I don't know why, but I actually want to go in and sit there. I hope there are no little snakes [dog heads] inside!"

"Come on! Taoist priest, stay here for a while. It's quite cool inside."

Zhang Zhishun, the old Taoist priest, stared at the cobra for a long time. The old man sighed and said, "Boy, this guy's hospitality is hard to resist. Let's go in and have a look."

"Kanli Zhendui is divided into four images. The Qiankun Genxun encompasses all directions. Mr. Zhang, this place is an auspicious place. I think there is no problem in going in." Jiang Yun nodded.

"You guys are so obsessed with learning "Si Ling Shan Jue" that you have to check the Feng Shui to calculate the bad luck every time you enter a cave."

"Look at that little guy's psychic look. If this was a dangerous place, do you think it would live here?"

Taoist Master Zhang shook his head. He walked into the cave first, holding a wooden stick. Zhuzhu followed Mr. Zhang closely, never leaving.

Brother Snake raised his head and stared at Jiang Yun, with some displeasure on his face: "Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (don't give me face?)~~"

"Let's go in together, let's go in together. Just for the sake of the Panax notoginseng and the golden hairpin with a dragon head and a phoenix tail, I have to give you this face!"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he walked into the cave.

After Brother Snake saw everyone going in, he raised his head and stared at the drone, shaking his head into the hole several times. Everyone in the live broadcast room was amazed.

"Good guy, if my dog ​​is so smart, I will designate him to sit in his kennel."

“It’s really warm and hospitable to the extreme [face covering]”

"Hey, hey, sit down, hey, hey, why are you still flying in the sky!"

"Damn it, if there are four dishes and one soup on display in the cave later, I think it's very reasonable. Brother Snake really knows how to treat guests."

After the drone flew into the cave, the cobra shook its head and opened its mouth, looking like a half-smiling expression.

The cave is very open and large, and there are caves within caves. There are several stalactites and stalagmites hanging above the cave.

Water slowly dripped out from the stalagmites, forming a medium-sized pool underneath. The water quality looked quite good.

After Brother Snake entered the cave, he found everyone standing at the entrance of the cave. He sighed, opened his mouth and hissed twice, then crawled to the other side of the cave.

"Mr. Zhang, that guy asked us to follow him. He has something good for us," Jiang Yun said.

A group of people followed the cobra to the cave next door.

There are very few gravels in this cave, and there is a piece of fine sand in the innermost part, which is very dry.

Moreover, the open hole is very large, and rainwater from outside can drift in, so a large number of plants grow inside.

After the cobra entered the hole, it went straight to the dry sandy land and rolled around comfortably.

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun sighed: "This is a place where Feng Shui gathers spirits and is very suitable for spiritual practice. No wonder that snake is so understanding of human nature."

Jiang Yun nodded in admiration. When he just passed by the small pool under the stalagmites, he clearly felt that the water there actually contained a slight spiritual energy.

Although the content of spiritual energy is extremely low, far less than the concentration of spiritual energy in the wells in the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple, it is already rare in today's society.

Watching the rolling cobra in the live broadcast room, water friends couldn't help but sigh.

"I'm sorry, Brother Snake is just like me. After returning home, he always lies down on the bed first, then rolls around and stretches."

"Brother Snake's Snake Cave is really a good place for vacation. It can protect you from the wind and rain, and you can also enjoy the scenery. It's really nice, really nice."

"Fortunately, cobras don't have arms and legs. If it came to lie down, it would be really hard to explain why it became a spirit."

“Hiss, hiss~~~”

Brother Snake curled up and raised the snake's head. It shook its head towards the sandy ground where it was lying, and its slender tail patted the ground with great excitement.

"Mr. Zhang, Brother Snake said it was very comfortable to sit there. He asked us to sit there and have a rest. If we are thirsty, we can go to another cave to get some water to drink." Jiang Yun said.

Elder Zhang looked at the small piece of sandy land and frowned. There seemed to be no room for two people and one snake in that place!

The cobra smoothed the sand with its tail. It crawled to Jiang Yun's side, looked at Jiang Yun, and shook its head at the sand.

Good guy, as long as you don't go over and sit there, you really won't give anyone face.

Jiang Yun and Elder Zhang reluctantly came to sit on the sand, leaning against the stone wall and looking at the scenery at the entrance of the cave.

Don't tell me, this sandy land is really comfortable to sit on. It's basically fine sand, very clean, and there are no big rocks in it, so it won't hurt your buttocks.

Leaning against the stone wall and looking at the scenery outside the cave is indeed a rare enjoyment in this mountain wilderness.

When the cobra saw that the two of them had really sat down, it opened its big mouth and barked twice, with a look of honesty on its face.

It dove into the plants in the cave, flopped inside for a while, and after overwhelming many plants, it finally poked out its head and hissed twice.

Only then did Jiang Yun see that there was a piece of red fruit among the plants over there. If he looked closely, it looked like a piece of ripe snakeberry.

The drone flew over and gave a close-up shot of the snakeberry. Everyone in the live broadcast room was amazed!

"It's amazing! It's really amazing! There are even fruits on display!"

"I feel Brother Snake is better than my relative. When he took the Taoist priest home, he even gave up his seat and even brought out fresh fruits."

"Snake is really repaying evil with kindness. The two Taoist priests beat it twice before. Now it actually ignores the past grudges and takes out all the best things it has. I wonder if the conscience of the two Taoist priests will feel

pain."

"Snake berries look like strawberries. I want to eat them. How can I make friends with Zhoushan cobras? Can anyone give me a tutorial?"

"Okay, if you want a tutorial, no problem. I will burn it for you in the cemetery next year."

Jiang Yun picked a bunch of snakeberries, washed them in a water pool in another cave, and had a delicious meal with Mr. Zhang.

After the two had eaten and drank enough, and had a good rest, they were about to leave. Piggy was unhappy. It bit Mr. Zhang's trouser leg and grunted for a long time.

(End of chapter)

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