Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Huh~huh~huh!

Jiang Yun turned into an afterimage in front of the drone lens. He was doing Tai Chi moves fast and slow, and the sound of thunder between tigers and leopards was continuous between his sleeves.

A row of question marks appeared on the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room at the same time.

Taoist Priest, we don’t have enough education. Don’t lie to us. The boxing technique you practice is also called Tai Chi?

"When the anchor started to do the gesture, I sneered. Now, I just knelt down."

"I seriously doubt that our university physical education teacher lied to me. Did he really teach me Tai Chi?"

"Haha, just these two blows from the Taoist priest, if he punches me hard, I will be clean."

"The Taoist priest once publicly stated that he supports kicking the gym. It seems that there is a boxing champion who has always been dissatisfied. I wonder if he is afraid now."

"Why is this liar... Damn it, Taoist Priest nb!"

"At the level of a Taoist priest, if I stand still and receive a punch from him, he will have to kneel down... and beg me not to die."

"This Taoist priest, I have discussed with him, what should I say?

55 Come on, he's a little afraid of me, and I'm a little afraid of him. He's afraid of beating me to death with one slap, and I'm afraid of being beaten to death by him."

After Jiang Yun finished a set, he saw the barrage of water friends and asked: "Did you see that this Tai Chi is good and actually very powerful? Does anyone want to learn two moves from me now?"

"Taoist Master, I was wrong, please teach us directly."

"Master, master, I am your closed disciple who was lost 500 years ago!"

"Can girls also learn Tai Chi?"

"Of course you can learn it. If you learn it well, it's called the Gangster's Death Fist. If you don't, it's called the Gangster's Exciting Fist. It doesn't matter."

Jiang Yun slowly opened his hands. In half an hour, he only taught the wild horse parting mane and the white crane spreading its wings.

The roommates in the live broadcast room were a little confused after finishing the lesson.

"Taoist Priest, your Tai Chi style is not much different from the one taught by my university physical education teacher!"

"With tears streaming down my face, do you need to have enough martial arts talent to do Tai Chi?"

"I want to report it, I suspect the anchor is deceiving me!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, and then he quickly performed the two moves of Wild Horse Parting Mane and White Crane Spreading Wings.

The fans in the live broadcast room fell into silence collectively as they listened to the familiar sound of tiger and leopard thunder.

Sure enough, the gap between this person and others is actually huge.

"Don't be discouraged, friends. Tai Chi is not difficult. If you practice it twice, you will be able to reach Pindao's level sooner or later."

"I'm going to teach these two today. I'm afraid you won't be able to remember it if I teach you too much."

With Jiang Yun's encouragement, the water friends in the live broadcast room practiced for a while.

"Um

OK

I can

I learned!

I've long been unhappy with the fat guy in our class.

tomorrow

You're done"

"After practicing for a long time, my dad thought I was having epilepsy and almost beat me with a rolling pin."

"The first form of Tai Chi is to give up on yourself, embarrassing."

"I think the Taoist priest is playing very well. I'm his fan. If he knows it, I know it. There's no need to learn."

"I have learned it. I will go to the Taoist Master for a duel tomorrow and treat everyone to a feast later."

Jiang Yun sat back on the recliner. When Xiaobai saw this, he immediately jumped into his arms and screamed.

"This martial arts practice requires gradual progress. Most martial arts friends usually do less exercise. Practicing for a while is enough."

"It's still early, I need to go to the toilet first, and I'll take advantage of this time to initiate a vote."

"As soon as we come back, let's chat for a while, or let me play the flute."

Jiang Yun put Xiaobai on the deck chair, then got up and went to the backyard.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were criticizing Jiang Yun for exploiting pets and actually letting pets broadcast for them, a PK application popped up in the live broadcast room.

It seems to be Police Officer Chen, the anti-fraud anchor who has become popular recently.

"I want to see the Taoist priest's reaction when he meets Officer Chen!"

"The anchor never seems to play PK. Xiaobai, hurry up and agree. Let's trick the anchor."

"Eat melon, eat melon, eat melon."

[Master Huang] Reward a rocket.

Attracted by the special effects of the gift, Xiaobai's eyes finally focused on the computer in front of him.

It turned around and looked around. When it found that Jiang Yun had not come back, it jumped directly in front of the computer and scratched the screen curiously.

When it scratched, the fleshy pads on its paws happened to touch the area where PK was agreed.

Unfortunately, Jiang Yun's computer has a touch screen function.

"Hello, hello, I am an anti-fraud anchor. What kind of anchor are you?" Officer Chen asked subconsciously.

Then, people became stupid.

He looked at the pure white Arctic fox who was playing PK with him, with a confused expression on his face.

Why are there more than 20,000 people on the opposite side watching a fox at night? What’s outrageous is that the fox even agreed to play PK with me. How can we fight?

At this time, the water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room were already laughing.

"Master Huang really tricked Xiaobai to death."

"I'm looking forward to the anchor's expression now when he comes back. Officer Chen is no ordinary anchor!"

"Xiaobai, run, the anchor is going to beat you, we can't stop you!"

"Master Huang is tall, Master Huang is hard, Master Huang is tall and hard, this is done beautifully."

Officer Chen hesitated for a moment and then asked hesitantly: "Is the anchor opposite him role-playing?"

"嘤嘤嘤."

"Hello, I am an anti-fraud anchor. What kind of anchor are you?"

"嘤嘤嘤."

Officer Chen looked at Xiaobai acting coquettishly in front of the camera. Now he was finally sure that it was a fox.

The two water friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter at the same time.

Just when Officer Chen wanted to end the PK, Jiang Yun finally came back from going to the toilet.

He shook off the water on his hand and looked dumbfounded when he saw Officer Chen appearing on the screen in the live broadcast room.

I lost it and just went to the toilet. What on earth is going on?

After being reminded by friends, Officer Chen finally realized that the owner of the live broadcast room opposite was back.

"Hello, I am the anti-fraud anchor Officer Chen. What kind of anchor are you?"

"Me?" Jiang Yun scratched his head.

He thought for a long time and then said: "Pindao should be a leisurely outdoor anchor in Daoshan Village. Officer Chen, what can I do for you?"

"I am using PK to carry out anti-fraud propaganda in major live broadcast rooms. Please don't block my voice."

"What fake Taoist master, fake swordsmanship, fake cliff jumping, what are the water friends in my live broadcast room doing?" Officer Chen asked confused.

Jiang Yun frowned.

I have only been popular for a few days, and the relevant departments are already cracking down on counterfeiting?

It seems that I have to prove myself today, otherwise the live broadcast room will be blocked later, what can I do?

"Officer Chen, let me explain. I am a true Taoist priest registered with the Taoist Association. I have learned Tai Chi swordsmanship and Tiyun Zong from my master since I was a child, so I have achieved some success in swordsmanship and Qinggong."

"I showed off my skills during the live broadcast a few days ago, and it was posted online and became a hot search topic. Now, I will prove myself to you."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he took the long sword.

He turned his wrist and unsheathed his long sword. After shaking the sword, a beam of sword light flew directly towards the stone pillar in front of the Taoist temple.

A section of the stone pillar was cut off the day before yesterday, and now it is one inch shorter.

Officer Chen's face trembled, and then he saw Jiang Yun jump up, tap the wall lightly with his toes, and fly straight up to the eaves of the Taoist temple.

PS: How about this plot? Do you want to continue writing the plot of the West Factory factory flower and the cross-dressing boss?

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