Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Officer Chen and his water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned at the same time. Is this the fake Taoist priest who is now popular on the Internet?

No, with the two hands he showed, he doesn’t look like a fake Taoist priest!

Officer Chen lowered his voice and asked his friends in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, is this the fake Taoist priest you are talking about?"

The water friends in his live broadcast room started the blame mode.

"Officer Chen, this matter is really a misunderstanding. Please listen to my explanation!"

"Good guy, the moment he opens his mouth, he becomes a habitual offender."

"Director Jiang across the street has something interesting. I'll go to his live broadcast room to have a look. If I can't come back, I won't be able to come back."

"Brother, wait for me. Let's go take a look together."

…

The drone was in the sky at a perfect angle and captured the image of Jiang Yun turning the sword in his hand and inserting it directly into the scabbard on his waist.

"Damn it, the way the Taoist sheathes his sword is so smooth!"

"Officer Chen just came over from the live broadcast room. Is this a normal operation for your anchor?"

"Handsome, boom, boom, boom, boom, how many people in the entire network can pull off this operation?"

"Damn it, this fake Taoist priest, no, Taoist priest Jiang seems to have good swordsmanship!"

"Whoever comes back to Officer Chen's live broadcast room, please tell me that I can't go back."

"Hey, I can't go back either, what should I do?"

Jiang Yun turned over like a kite and jumped down from the eaves. He looked at the camera and said, "Officer Chen, can I prove that I am good at swordsmanship and Qinggong now?"

"Wait a moment, I will go to the house now to get you my purple leather Taoist teaching certificate to prove my identity and my sect's inheritance."

Officer Chen swallowed and said quickly: "No need, Director Jiang. I am an anti-fraud anchor and I am not responsible for cracking down on counterfeiting."

"And based on my many years of experience in seeing people and doing things, you are definitely not a fake Taoist priest."

"By the way, can I use PK to promote the National Anti-Fraud Center APP to the friends in your live broadcast room?"

Jiang Yun nodded and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Brothers, please give me some face. Don't post the barrage yet. Listen to Officer Chen for a while."

"Officer Chen, please speak."

"Director Jiang, there is no need to be so formal. I'm just here to do some promotion. The first one is the National Anti-Fraud Center's APP. For those who haven't downloaded it, remember to download it."

"Second, Director Jiang, please help me promote it when you compete with others later, so that friends in their live broadcast room can also download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP."

Jiang Yun patted his chest and assured, "Officer Chen, don't worry, Pindao is a man with a warm heart. This matter will be taken care of by me."

"Director Jiang, you can't rush this matter. You have to take your time. Propaganda work has a long way to go. I've been doing it for several years."

After Officer Chen finished speaking, he frowned, suddenly remembered something, and asked directly: "Daozhang Zhang, out of professional ethics, I have a question, have you gone to the Public Security Bureau to register?"

Jiang Yun picked up the long sword lying next to him and said, "This matter is a magical weapon belonging to Pindao. It must have been filed."

Officer Chen shook his head. He looked at Jiang Yun himself. After looking at it for a long time, he said, "Director Jiang, I didn't mean that long sword. What I meant was, have you ever gone to the Public Security Bureau to file a record?"

Jiang Yun: "..."

He asked: "Officer Chen, don't only dangerous people need to register with the Public Security Bureau? Do law-abiding people like Pindao also need to register?"

"Taoist Priest, don't you really think you are in danger?" Officer Chen looked at the stone pillar that had been cut twice and couldn't laugh or cry.

Jiang Yun: "emmmm"

He really didn't expect that this was the reason why he entered the situation for the first time.

Is it Pindao's fault that he has trouble in his heart?

The two ended the PK.

Jiang Yun found that the number of people online in his live broadcast room had increased by hundreds, and he sighed helplessly.

Sin, sin.

After a PK, police officer Chen’s fans actually came over. This way of attracting fans is really not good!

"Hahaha, why do I feel that the anchor is a bit silly?"

"I really like this anchor. How can I add a fan base?"

"Damn it, I suddenly discovered that Taoist Priest doesn't have his own fan base!"

"Anchor, hurry up and create a fan group. I want to see your ugly photos in the group!"

"Grandma, I'm the house manager. There's a black fan in the live broadcast room. Hurry up and ban him! Kick him out."

"Emmmm, can you believe it? The Taoist priest doesn't even have his own house manager."

After Jiang Yun saw the comments, he realized that he had no fan base and was indeed inappropriate.

There are really a lot of loyal fans in the live broadcast room now. If something happens to me and I can't live broadcast one day, it will be more convenient to have a fan group to notify me.

"Thank you for your support. I will create a fan group now. Please add it later."

After he finished speaking, he opened QQ, activated a super membership, and created a large group of 2,000 people.

As soon as the group account was sent to the live broadcast room, the number of people reached the upper limit in just a few minutes.

"Taoist Priest, what's going on? Why are there so many people?"

"Damn it, you beasts, I just left to watch the young lady dance, how come I lost the qualification to join the Taoist fan group?"

"Anchor, let's create a second group."

Jiang Yun created four large groups in a row before adding all the people who wanted to join the fan group.

After appointing two familiar fans as administrators in each group, he said with a smile: "Good evening, everyone."

"If you have anything you want to communicate in the future, you can share it in the fan group."

"By the way, have you all downloaded the National Anti-Fraud Center APP that Officer Chen just mentioned?"

"Oh my god, I actually saw a living Taoist priest."

"Taoist Priest, I lied to my mother and said you were my boyfriend. Now she wants me to take you home. When will you come with me?"

"Excuse me, is human trafficking a fraud?"

"Sister, I am actually the Taoist Priest's trumpet. How about we have a private chat about the five hundred thousand."

"Don't worry, Taoist Master, we have all downloaded it."

“The group leader gave out red envelopes, and I didn’t win the last draw in the live broadcast room [crying].”

"Admiration, plus one!"

Jiang Yun looked at the fans in the live broadcast room and remembered that he had a huge amount of two million in his account. It was time to send them a big red envelope.

To each fan group, he distributed 10 red envelopes worth 200 yuan each.

"Damn it, the group leader is so awesome."

"Is the Taoist the God of Wealth?"

"I understand, I'll go to the live broadcast room to apply for the card."

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm not the only unlucky guy who won two cents, right?"

"Fuck, you guys are really a bunch of beasts. I didn't even get two cents for my network card."

"Hahahahaha, I will be a big fan of the Taoist priest from now on. I was actually the lucky one and got twenty yuan."

…

After Jiang Yun logged out from QQ and was about to continue the live broadcast, another PK window popped up.

He was confused and said: "I am just an outdoor anchor, why are you asking me to compete tonight?"

"Xichangchanghua, what the hell is this?"

? ?Hey, brothers, I am PKing for recommendation seats. Can you leave your recommendation votes to me?

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(End of chapter)