Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun took a look at the barrage and saw that almost all the water friends were chatting and continuing the PK.

He thought about it, it was still early, and he had promised Officer Chen to help promote the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. It was really not good to just download it like this.

"Friends, let's do two PKs to promote the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. Minors are not allowed to exchange gifts. Rich people can do whatever they want." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he started a random PK.

Huyu has thousands of anchors in total, and at least a thousand people are online at night.

Then PK collided quickly.

Jiang Yun looked at the cute girl's profile picture of the host opposite, and asked curiously: "Chijiang, friends in the live broadcast room, does anyone know the host opposite?"

"I'm sorry, I'm the nightmare of 900 million male anchors!"

"The host actually doesn't recognize Chi-chan, please forgive me for laughing out loud."

"Husband, don't compete with that pervert, he is not a good person!"

"Chijiang's voice is very sweet, I hope the host will like it [bad smile]."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and was confused. Is the girl opposite good at PK?

Damn it, there’s no trap here, right?

He was very careful and clicked the button to agree to the PK.

On the screen in the live broadcast room, a girl wearing a maid outfit, exquisite makeup, colored contacts, and long hair reaching her chest appeared.

"She" is very beautiful, her appearance is at least 8.5 points, and she looks very beautiful.

"Hello, girl, I am Jiang Yun, the master of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. What is your name?" Jiang Yun cautiously introduced himself.

"Hey friends, the anchor opposite is so handsome. Have you noticed that he looks similar to Sedum from The Legend of Sword and Fairy?"

"Hello, brother, my name is Chijiang. Are you a true Taoist priest?" Chijiang covered his mouth and said exaggeratedly.

Friends who met Chijiang in Jiangyun's live broadcast room were a little confused. This is different from Chijiang's usual PK plot!

"Brothers, Chijiang won't fall in love with our anchor at first sight, right?"

"Same-sex repels, opposite-sex attracts, I think it's okay."

"Who said it's okay? The Taoist priest and I are of the same sex, so we were sucked into the live broadcast room."

"Calm down, Dao Zhang Jiang, is he a person who rises up in anger? We have to trust the anchor."

Jiang Yun was about to take out his mobile phone and open the National Anti-Fraud Center APP to promote it.

Chijiang, who was on the opposite side, spoke first and asked: "Brother, you are the most handsome person I have ever seen after playing PK for so long. Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Not yet, what's wrong?"

"If not, then we can get along, what do you think?"

"Sorry, Pindao is not interested in you."

"Brother, please don't reject me first. Look at my Ferrari keys, the house books of three houses in Shenzhen and the black bank VIP card, and then match them with my good looks."

Chijiang asked confidently: "Do you feel it now? Sister, my appearance suddenly improved."

"With my wealth and your good looks, how can we live a happy life together?"

As he talked, his nostrils itched, and a line of nosebleeds flowed out.

"Fuck, Chi-chan really likes Daochang Jiang."

"That nosebleed really shocked my mother for 300 years."

"Brothers, calm down. I feel that Chijiang is trying something counter-intuitive. Don't panic."

"There is only one Taoist priest, and the competition among our female voices is already fierce. Why should a man compete with us?"

"Sister, calm down, it's definitely not a man. Please bring me with you."

"That's right, as long as the Taoist priest is willing, I don't mind going to Thailand for a minor surgery, and then going to South Korea for a full facelift."

"Oh, brother, you are a cruel person!"

Chijiang wiped away the nosebleed and saw that her hands were red, and others were also confused.

Originally, I saw that the host opposite me was good-looking, so I wanted to do some extra work to make the live broadcast more watchable.

Unexpectedly, I found myself bleeding from the nose.

He gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. He made the mistake and said more seriously: "Taoist Priest, do you believe in love at first sight? From the first moment I saw you, I concluded that you are my sweetheart."

"I have decided that I must marry you in this life. Are you moved at all?"

Jiang Yun watched Chijiang's performance, and his two eyebrows gradually knitted together.

Fortunately, since he was a child, he had often encountered situations like this where girls took the initiative to confess their feelings, and he could still handle this kind of scene.

"Girl, I'm sorry, Pindao is not interested in you. You really can't force fate. Do you understand?"

Chijiang's two eyebrows were also knitted together. Ever since he disguised himself as a woman and had a PK with the male anchor, he had developed his own three skills.

The first trick: rely on beauty to attract people.

The second trick: Seducing people with money.

The third trick: that is stalking.

After all, men understand men’s thoughts best, and what can satisfy a man more than a woman stalking you.

Ninety percent of the male anchors fell to their knees when faced with the first move. The Taoist priest opposite him was not an ordinary person.

He used the first two moves, but he didn't break his defense. For the sake of his eternal fame, it seemed that he could only use his ultimate move.

"Brother, are you really not attracted to me at all?" After Chijiang finished speaking, she wiped her eyes with her sleeves sprayed with ginger water.

His eyes turned red, and two lines of tears fell.

Friends who have seen Chijiang's live broadcast were shocked.

"I admire it. Chijiang really spent a lot of money."

"I feel pity for you. I feel pity for you. I don't know if I can bear it."

"Actually, I feel that gender is not a big issue."

"Brother, is it possible that you want to practice fencing with Chi-chan?"

As the old saying goes, you can do it once but never again.

Jiang Yun decided to use force as a warning. He picked up a palm-sized pebble on the ground and placed it on the table.

He raised his hand and struck directly with his palm.

boom!

The pebbles were abruptly cut into four petals.

"The Headphone Party was killed on the spot!"

"Taoist Master, you have killed a hundred enemies and lost a thousand to yourself. The water friends in our live broadcast room are ten times as many as those on the opposite side."

"If you are deaf or disabled, Taoist priest, you have to be responsible for others."

"Crushing cobblestones with one palm, is the host using the legendary iron palm?"

Jiang Yun pointed at the cracked pebbles and warned: "Sister, I am really not interested in you!"

"If you continue to stalk me, don't blame Pindao for being ruthless to you. Have you seen the fate of this pebble?"

Chijiang was so frightened that the wig on his head almost fell off.

The Taoist priest opposite seems to be a cruel person and I really can't continue teasing him.

He immediately surrendered and said: "Brother, stop making trouble, stop making trouble!"

"Friends in the live broadcast room, for the sake of my personal safety, let's not fight this PK. Let's admit defeat."

"Hello brother, goodbye brother, sorry to bother you."

Jiang Yun stopped Chijiang who was about to quit the PK. He took out his mobile phone, pointed at the National Anti-Fraud Center APP on it, and asked: "Don't worry yet, Pindao still has something to do."

"How many water friends are there in your live broadcast room? Ask them to take out their mobile phones and download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP."

(End of chapter)