Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Chapter 28 The Franco-Prussian War (please vote for me, please vote for recommendations)

Chijiang looked at the icon of the National Anti-Fraud Center APP on Jiang Yun's phone, and thought about Jiang Yun's terrifying skills, and his mind was buzzing.

The anchor across the street looks upright and is recommending the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. Could this be the legendary plainclothes Internet policeman?

"Brother, who are you?"

"You are a pretty girl, but why is your brain so bad?" Jiang Yun introduced himself again and said, "Jiang Yun from Tianyuan Taoist Temple, I was entrusted by my friend Officer Chen to promote the National Anti-Fraud Center APP."

Chijiang stammered. He looked at the barrage of friends in his live broadcast room, and his heart became more and more panicked.

"Anchor, do you know what it means that I have a friend?"

"Why do I feel that the anchor opposite me is upright, but our anchor has a guilty conscience?"

"I feel that the host opposite is similar to the legendary fake Taoist priest."

"Crack the cobblestones with your hands. Are you telling me this is a fake Taoist priest?"

"Anchor, show your cards quickly, they seem to be regular troops!"

"Our anchor's face has changed, and the Taoist priest on the other side hasn't noticed yet. Today's live broadcast is really interesting."

Jiang Yun tapped the icon of the National Anti-Fraud Center APP on his phone and asked, "Have you downloaded it?"

Chijiang was stunned. He tied up the bangs of his wig, looked around, and found his cell phone.

"Oh, there is such a good thing, I will do it now."

"By the way, brother, what kind of people are they generally? What kind of fraud? Can you explain it to me?"

Jiang Yun remembered that he had just seen a video in the afternoon of the country cracking down on a huge fake anchor gang.

The main members of that huge fake anchor group are all adult males.

Those people rely on makeup to enhance their beauty, and during the live broadcast, their appearance is not inferior to that of real beauties.

This is a good case, and you can tell it to the water friends in the two live broadcast rooms.

"A typical case of this kind of fraud is when beautiful women chat and deceive people." Jiang Yun said seriously.

Chijiang was dumbfounded. He touched his forehead with sweaty hands and asked weakly: "Beauty chatting, are there any questions?"

"Of course it's okay to chat with normal beauties, but there's definitely a problem with fake ones. The trend is not good now, and men often pretend to be female anchors."

With a mask of pain on Chijiang's face, he opened the playlist and silently played a sad BJM before standing up.

He skillfully pushed the chair back, took off his wig, pinched his earlobes with both hands, and squatted down.

In Jiang Yun's mind, a mud horse galloped past him. What was going on?

You wouldn’t have met a scammer who was disguised as a woman, right?

"What is your situation? Do you want to surrender?" Jiang Yun slammed the table and asked sternly: "How many people have you deceived?"

"I think you should understand the most basic principle of leniency for those who confess and severity for those who resist."

Chijiang regained her original voice and said without tears, "I have never lied to anyone."

"Have you ever lied to someone like this?" Jiang Yun said seriously: "Pindao advises you to surrender yourself and strive for the chance of leniency."

"Fortunately, you met me. If you had met Officer Chen, you would have hit the point of a gun."

Chijiang couldn't argue. He stood up and ran to the back room, even his size 43 slippers flew away.

After a while.

He took off his maid uniform and put on a black Hanfu. He came back and explained: "Brother, you misunderstood."

"I dress like that just to make my fans happy. I am an entertainment anchor."

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, you must listen to the Taoist priest. We must actively download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP."

During the next PK time, Chijiang began to publicize hard in order to prove her innocence.

Jiang Yun remained silent until the PK ended.

After five full minutes.

He asked the more than 20,000 fans in the live broadcast room: "Did the person who was number one in the live broadcast room just now take a train overnight to run away?"

After the water friends in the live broadcast room were silent for two seconds, they all laughed out loud unkindly.

"You're laughing so hard. The anchor opposite is a crossdresser. Haven't you realized it yet?"

"I'm curious, why can the Taoist priest hold back his laughter?"

"I kept laughing so hard that my mother called me a duck."

"The live broadcast effect is full, anchors please continue PK!"

"The leader of Chijiang's live broadcast room ran away on the train early in the morning, and now most of the people taking the train are anchors who have competed with him."

When Jiang Yun saw the barrage, he scratched his head and muttered helplessly: "What kind of world is this!"

"It's getting late, water friends. Pindao will have another PK. I'll have to take Xiaobai to do some evening lessons after the broadcast."

Friends in the live broadcast room looked at Xiaobai sleeping soundly next to him and couldn't help but sympathize.

"Xiaobai: Taoist priest, are you a human?"

"Every bite Xiaobai ate at the Taoist temple was indeed not in vain."

"It turns out that Taoist priests still have to do morning and evening classes. I really learned a lot."

"Anchor, would you please take me to do morning classes tomorrow morning? I want to experience your life."

Jiang Yun started PK again.

"Pindao's PK is mainly to promote the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. You don't want to buy gifts. Of course, rich people can do whatever they want."

The live PK match was successful.

Looking at the avatar, this time the opposite is a female anchor.

In order to prevent overturning, Jiang Yun kept his story short this time: "Hello, I am Jiang Yun, the anchor of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. I was entrusted by Officer Chen to conduct anti-fraud PK propaganda."

"Excuse me, what kind of anchor are you?"

Seeing Jiang Yun's seriousness, the female anchor covered her mouth with her hands and said tremblingly: "I'm scared!"

Jiang Yun fell silent.

He carefully looked at the female anchor opposite him and frowned: Damn, isn't this also a big shot in women's clothing?

"Beauty, are you a boy or a girl?"

The water friends in Jiang Yun’s live broadcast room almost burst out laughing.

"The Taoist master is so clever. Now he actually asks the men and women first."

"I feel like today, the anchor has really learned a lot."

"Although, he is quite beautiful. Brothers, I am not pure anymore."

"The anchor opposite is really pretty, prettier than me. (I'm a woman)"

"This is a boy,,,,,too girly,,,,more girly than me."

The female anchor opposite said: "Brother, don't misunderstand me as a man. In fact, I am also an anti-fraud person."

"My purpose is to prevent water friends from being deceived by online dating. Although my women's PK looks indecent, I am a positive energy."

"Have you seen the water friends in the live broadcast room opposite? Take me as a warning. Never believe in online dating. The most important thing is not to pay for the opposite party."

"Also, you should also download the National Anti-Fraud Center APP to prevent being deceived."

Jiang Yun sat on the chair, expressionless as he watched the guy opposite him sweating nervously, using his hands and feet to explain why he was dressed as a woman.

After the PK ended, the guy fled quickly.

"These two cross-dressing men have completely defeated the Taoist priest."

"Did our anchor offend someone?"

"The Taoist Master has a flat A, and the opposite anchor's ultimate move and flash are all good."

"Awesome, I didn't expect that the anchor opposite was also a non-staff member of the anti-fraud propaganda team."

Jiang Yun let out a long sigh and said only four words: "The Franco-Prussian War."

The more than 20,000 fans in the live broadcast room reacted quickly.

"Hahahahaha, Taoist priest, when will your book be written?"

"Day...day...day! I want to report daily insults to the law"

"The lights in the bookstore in front of the door are dry because there is no Taoist book hidden there."

"May I ask what the host grew up eating? History books and Chinese language books?"

"Daily milk method +1."

? ?Okay, this hot spot is over. Tomorrow we will start our normal Taoist life. By the way, we will beat up the boxing champion and let the protagonist prove himself.

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(End of chapter)

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