Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

After Jiang Yun turned off the live broadcast, he stretched himself and sighed in his heart.

The people who are doing live broadcasts now are indeed talented people!

Xichangchanghua and two big guys disguised as men, God knows what crazy ideas the current anchors will come up with in order to gain popularity.

"Xiao Bai, don't sleep. Follow me to the Sanqing Hall and recite the De Dao Sutra." Jiang Yun stood up and turned off the computer.

He took the confused Xiaobai to the main hall and held evening classes for an hour.

In Taoism, Taoist priests need to do evening classes for an hour every morning and evening.

In Taoist temples with strong incense and large scale, morning and evening classes not only require reading scriptures, but also the use of musical instruments such as drums, bells, clangs, and chimes.

Tianyuan Taoist Temple is too small, with only one person and one fox, so the morning and evening classes can be as simple as possible. After all, sincerity will lead to success.

After Jiang Yun finished reciting the "De Dao Zhen Jing", Xiao Bai next to him was already on his back, covering his face with his tail, and was too sleepy to wake up.

This little guy eats and sleeps every day, and eats after sleeping. Sooner or later he will become fat like a pig!

Jiang Yun reluctantly took Xiaobai back to his house, and he checked today's harvest.

310,000 reputation points.

"It's much higher than yesterday. Is it because you gained a lot of fans by playing PK? Do you want to continue playing PK in the future?"

Jiang Yun was a little conflicted for a while. Although the reputation value was very good, it always felt a bit immoral to play PK and gain other people's fans.

The system conducts three intermediate draws.

"Congratulations to the host, you have received a high-quality spiritual tea."

[High-quality spiritual tea]: The tea produced by the tea tree with spiritual energy, after taking it, can cleanse the menstruation and cut the marrow, enlighten the mind and improve the spirit. The effect on animals is not weak, which is similar to the Qiling Pill.

"Congratulations to the host, you have received a copy of the Enlightenment Pill."

【Enlightenment Pill】: An elixir refined from the enlightenment grass, a distant relative of the enlightenment tea tree.

It contains a hint of the Great Way of Heaven and Earth. Within an hour after taking it, you can gain ten times the understanding of the Great Way of Heaven and Earth.

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the secret book "Mechanism Technique"."

"Mechanism Technique": The ancient Mohists have studied the secret art of mechanism for hundreds of years. After learning it, you can easily create various daily items.

After Jiang Yun's surgery, he felt that he had a lot of good things in his mind, so he went out of the house to find a piece of wood.

If you don't have the right carpenter's tools, just get a parlor knife.

After half an hour of whittling and chiseling, a lifelike wooden sculpture of Xiaobai sleeping on his stomach was carved.

"With this skill, it would be a pity not to be a carpenter." Jiang Yun looked at his hands and sighed.

The high-quality spiritual tea is on duty, and the Longjing tea produced by Tao Xie can be retired.

A jar of spiritual tea as big as a person's head was filled to the brim, and it looked like it could last for at least several months.

As for the Enlightenment Pill, you can try it when you do Tai Chi tomorrow morning.

It just so happens that Tai Chi has reached a bottleneck. If it can break through to the next level.

Jiang Yun brewed himself a cup of high-quality spiritual tea. After drinking it in one gulp, he went to bed.

The next morning.

After the cock crows three times.

Jiang Yun took Xiaobai to get up and do morning lessons. What he needed to recite today was the "Eight Divine Mantras".

Within a thousand meters of the Taoist temple, there was no sound.

The sound of insects chirping is leisurely. In the Sanqing Hall, Jiang Yun is sitting on a futon. His eyes are slightly closed, his hands are in seals, and he is reciting the scripture.

The three pure Dharma images on the altar were solemn and solemn, and the murmuring chanting echoed in the hall and gradually spread throughout the Taoist temple.

Xiaobai, who had been dozing off, shivered. He turned his head and looked at Jiang Yun, feeling a sense of awe gradually rising in his heart.

Although I couldn't understand what the people next to me were whispering, I didn't know how serious it was.

Because along with Jiang Yun's chanting, the energy and blood in his body were also churning regularly.

Xiaobai, who had always been lawless and carefree, now straightened up and squatted on the ground.

It imitated Jiang Yun's movements, touched its two paws together, raised its head, closed its eyes, and hummed.

"Leaving the abyss is the best, and the Tao is born and follows the shadow!"

After Jiang Yun finished reciting the last sentence of "Eight Divine Mantras", he took a long breath of relief and stood up.

at this time.

Xiaobai still had his eyes closed and was screaming.

cough!

Jiang Yun coughed.

Xiaobai realized something was wrong, he opened one eye and was embarrassed.

"You little guy, how come you have respect for Taoism now? I have been practicing Taoism for more than 20 years, and I still feel that I am a naughty boy compared to my Taoist ancestors."

"I think your feeling should be the same as the three spiritual masters on the altar looking at me." Jiang Yun picked up Xiaobai and sighed.

When he recited sutras today, he always felt that it was a little different from the past, but he couldn't tell the specific differences.

This may be what the master often says, the opportunity has not come yet!

One person, one fox, one porridge, one vegetable and one egg.

After having breakfast.

Jiang Yun turned on the drone and took Xiaobai to the Taoist temple.

He brewed a pot of high-quality spiritual tea and started the live broadcast.

"Infinite Blessings, Heavenly Lord, fellow water friends, good morning to everyone, I am so polite."

"Good morning to the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Taoist Priest!"

"Good morning to the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Taoist Priest!"

"Good morning to the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, Taoist Priest!"

…

Friends in the live broadcast room immediately posted this comment!

After Jiang Yun saw it, he smiled slightly.

Although my live broadcast seems a bit unprofessional, but now it seems that the effect is not bad.

At least it promoted Taoist culture to the water friends in the live broadcast room, allowing them to understand the local religion of their own country.

"Pindao has just finished his morning class and his mouth is a little dry. I'll drink a pot of tea first and let's chat for a while." Jiang Yun sat down on the recliner and said, "Old rules, let's take screenshots and choose questions."

"Taoist Priest, can you treat yourself as a gift and smoke it for us?"

"Fuck, human trafficking is a serious crime, but I'll see the punishment."

"Excuse me, anchor, what do you think of the situation in Afghanistan?"

"Anchor, do you have social anxiety disorder?"

…

The broadcast just started in the morning, and although there are only four to five thousand people in the live broadcast room, the barrage area is still very active, and all kinds of weird questions are emerging one after another.

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage and sighed helplessly.

I was so moved just now for nothing. There was really no change in the sand sculpture water friends in the live broadcast room.

After drinking a cup of tea, he started taking screenshots to answer questions.

"Taoist priest, let's discuss a current news. What do you think of the Chinese men's football team tonight against Xiaori...the RB men's football team, which is having a good life in their childhood?"

Jiang Yun always thought that he had a good attitude, but when he saw this problem, he couldn't help but tremble when he poured the tea.

Damn, what kind of underworld problem is this?

Friends in the live broadcast room, their blood pressure was also rising at this time, and the style of the barrage in the live broadcast room immediately changed.

"Fuck, I would have slept in if I had known that. Seeing this question makes my head hurt."

"Let me predict, 0:2 tonight, Xiaori... the RB men's football team who has had a good life will win."

"There is no internet at home, when will we play?"

"National Football Company, all bayonets are fixed. If you don't get a few red cards, you won't come back."

(End of chapter)