Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun stood in front of the Taoist temple, with his hands behind his back, watching Yue Ban practice Tai Chi with interest.

"Getting up, the wild horses are parting their manes, the white cranes are spreading their wings, they are crouching with their knees crossed, and their hands are waving the pipa..." He was filled with admiration.

This monkey is very talented. I just watched myself doing Tai Chi for a while this morning. Unexpectedly, I can now do it well.

This alone is already more than most people.

Friends in the live broadcast room watched Yue Ban doing Tai Chi carefully, and they always felt that something was wrong.

"Why do I feel that this monkey is better at Tai Chi than me?"

"I guarantee with my head that this golden monkey will definitely become a spirit!"

"He is not a national treasure, but he can actually do Tai Chi. He is much better than the Emeishan monkey who only knows how to rob."

"Emei Mountain Spooky Monkey: Even though I'm late, I knew someone was going to mention me when I arrived."

"I want to go to Wudang Mountain and abduct the handsome Yueban back home. I want to ask if I will be punished."

"A punishment is a punishment, but I'm worried that you won't be able to defeat it."

I was trained by a master half a month ago, and I have some understanding of human nature, which is understandable, but it is a bit outrageous to know how to do Tai Chi.

There must be something wrong with this guy. Jiang Yun frowned and thought for a long time. Suddenly, he caught a teapot out of the corner of his eye.

[Top-grade spiritual tea]: After taking it, it can cleanse the menstruation and cut the marrow, enlighten the mind and improve the spirit. The effect on animals is not weaker than that of the Qiling Pill.

Is it possible that because of this pot of tea, Yueban has opened up his own wisdom and become smarter?

Forget it, just go through two moves with it and you will know after trying it.

Jiang Yun came to the small square. He and Yue Ban put their hands together and started practicing push hands.

"Ho ho ho?"

"I'm here to teach you two tricks. Learn them well and understand them well."

Yue Ban nodded, but her heart started to panic and her steps became chaotic.

Just played for a while.

It was beaten out by Jiang Yun four or five times, and the expression on his face became depressed.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun shook his head and said: "Practice hard and understand hard. I am a poor man and don't eat oil and spit monkey brains. What are you afraid of?"

"I will only say the formula of Tai Chi once. How much you can understand depends on your understanding."

Jiang Yun grabbed Yueban, and while beating it, he said: "The body is light and the air is light, it depends on nature. If you go up lightly, you will sink without falling."

"Let him hit me with great strength, and it will take four liang and a thousand catties."

"When an enemy approaches and attacks, take care of three and look forward to seven stars."

"Raise your hands and back in a round position, and perform static, moving, virtual or real exercises at will."

"Put your hands together and squeeze your palms to make it difficult for the enemy to counterattack."

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After he finished explaining the Tai Chi mental method, he used his hand to push Yueban away and said, "I have finished teaching you everything that I need to teach you. Now let's see how your understanding is."

"If you fight well, then it doesn't matter if I accept you as my disciple."

After Yue Ban was pushed away by Jiang Yun, he spun around in place several times before regaining his balance.

immediately.

It began to practice the monkey version of Tai Chi that it understood, and it roared in its mouth.

Although compared with Jiang Yun, Yue Ban's movements looked a bit deformed and nondescript.

But its Tai Chi method is obviously more suitable for itself. Even Jiang Yun couldn't help but secretly nod.

This monkey was probably a Tai Chi master in his previous life. When he entered the six realms of reincarnation, he was accidentally reborn as a monkey fetus without drinking Meng Po soup.

Damn, this talent looks really scary!

The water friends in the live broadcast room felt insulted for the first time.

They have now been able to adapt well to the blow from Jiang Yun. After all, they are mortals and cannot be compared with those who are cultivating immortals.

But a monkey popped out of this live broadcast room and slapped people in the face. This is too much!

"[Black Face] Although I didn't learn the Tai Chi mental method, I at least learned the multiplication table. I am definitely better than the monkey."

"Hey hey hey, how do you know Yue Ban doesn't know the multiplication table?"

"I have secretly memorized Taoist Master's Tai Chi technique. Whether I can learn it or not depends on God's will."

"I was suddenly hit. Who can I talk to for explanation?"

"I just wanted to relax and watch the live broadcast. Now I suspect that I am an imbecile."

After Yue Ban finished practicing Tai Chi, with a proud mask on his face, he jumped up and down in front of Jiang Yun and squatted down obediently.

"Ho ho ho!"

"Ahem, no need to question, I will do what I say, but do you really want to worship me as your teacher?"

"Ho ho ho!"

Jiang Yun looked into Yueban's bright eyes. He gritted his teeth and pushed Xiaobai out of his arms as a shield.

Said: "If you want to worship me as your teacher, you can only be the second child, and accept me as the senior sister. Are you willing?"

Xiaobai: "嘤嘤嘤?"

Yue Ban: "Ho ho ho?"

Jiang Yun's sleight-of-hand operation left the water friends in the live broadcast room speechless.

"Hahaha, I suddenly discovered that the anchor is also a normal person."

"Is this an operation that humans can think of?"

"Yue Ban: Taoist Priest, although I am not a human being, you are not a human being either!"

"If you didn't see the confused look on Xiaobai's face, I guess he doesn't even know what happened."

"Well, Xiaobai is actually a female fox, no wonder he is so coquettish."

Jiang Yun saw the moon and turned around to leave, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh my god, at least I fooled this golden monkey away. Otherwise, if I accept it as my disciple, does that count as trafficking in a first-level protected wild animal?

I really can't bear this crime. Even Zhang San can't be so crazy!

"Ho ho ho."

After half the moon had gone and returned, he lay on the ground and kowtowed three times.

Jiang Yun is petrified in situ.

He really didn't expect that this monkey would not play according to the routine. Didn't you all leave?

"Pindao asks me for the last time, are you really willing to become my teacher?"

"Ho ho ho!"

Jiang Yun nodded excitedly. He covered his forehead with his hands and said helplessly: "I want to explain something to you. I can't accept you as my disciple because that matter is against the law."

"But I can accept you as the second nominal disciple of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. From now on, you will be a member of the Taoist Temple. When I am free, I can teach you how to practice."

Yue Ban rubbed her hands together, nodded excitedly, and started spinning around in circles with joy.

Xiaobai next to her looked depressed, and her eyes were quite resentful.

I finally found an iron job for myself. All I had to do was serve as the mascot of the Taoist temple. Now I have become the registered senior sister of the Taoist temple, and I have a monkey as my junior disciple.

How can a registered senior sister have a mascot to hold incense in front of her?

Jiang Yun looked at the contrasting expressions on the faces of the lemurs and the monkeys, and laughed out loud with joy.

This result seems to be no different from before, except that these two guys were given a formal establishment in the Taoist temple.

"Since you two have joined the Taoist temple, as the master of the Taoist temple, according to custom, I have to give you a new name."

"In this case, you two will follow my surname Jiang from now on." Jiang Yun scratched his head and thought for a long time.

at last.

He said to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, your name is very nice, so that's it."

Xiaobai raised his head and called out.

Jiang Yun said to Yue Ban: "Your name is not good. It means "fat", and it feels like a curse."

"Well, I'll give you a new name. Since you're a monkey and you're the second oldest in the Taoist temple, how about you call me Jiang Hou Er?"

? ?Thanks Qianxun for the reward of 100 book coins

?Thanks to Envy and Jealousy for the reward of 100 book coins

?Thanks for the reward of 100 book coins for changing the name and interpreting it.

? Thanks to the book friends over at Qidian for the tip.

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(End of chapter)