Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the indifferent Jiang Xiaobai and the silly Jiang Hou Er, and thousands of grass and mud horses galloped past in their hearts at the same time.

"I have to say that the anchor's naming skills are really bad."

"Taoist Priest, how much advertising fees did Jiang Xiaobai give you? I'll double it for Wuliangye!"

"The anchor's weakness is currently known, so let's name him useless!"

"Jiang Xiaobai, this name is a bit intoxicating and easy to get addicted to, but it really goes well with Xiaobai."

"Don't you think the name Jiang Hou Er is the best?"

Jiang Yun looked at the two little guys and said with a smile: "Well, since you two little guys have chosen to join the Tianyuan Taoist Temple, I have to explain the rules of the Taoist Temple to you two."

clang!

He saw the golden monkey scratching its ears and cheeks, looking left and right, and struck it with the sheathed sword in his hand.

Jiang Houer held his head and immediately did not dare to move.

Only at this moment did the water friends in the live broadcast room feel that the host was really a serious Taoist priest, at least when it came to serious matters, he behaved very seriously.

"There are not many rules in Tianyuan Taoist Temple. In addition to respecting teachers, caring for fellow disciples, and being diligent in cultivation, the most important thing left is to believe in science."

"After all, times have changed, and monks' ideological realm and practice methods must also change to keep up with the development of the times, so as not to be abandoned by the times." Jiang Yun said seriously.

Xiaobai and Jiang Houer looked at the sheathed sword in his hand, blinked and nodded.

As for whether these two guys took it into their heads, only God knows.

Jiang Yun's remarks were also somewhat shocking to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"I don't know why, but I feel that what the Taoist priest said makes sense."

"Nonsense, what the Taoist priest said makes sense. Cultivation is about advancing with the times."

"Damn, it turns out that this is the real practice. In fantasy novels, the older the stronger, the stronger. In real life, it is not scientific at all. I just said that reading fantasy novels always feels a bit awkward. It turns out that the root of it is here."

"With just a few words from the Taoist Master, I completely shattered my fantasy of cultivating immortality."

"Who in the live broadcast room wants to travel to the world of cultivating immortals and learn about these genius training packages of "Three Years of Golden Elixir Practice" and "Five Years of Tribulation Simulation"?"

"Nima, stop talking, my blood pressure is up and I have a headache."

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room and felt a little speechless.

What exactly did he say, and why did water friends start discussing scientific cultivation of immortality?

Damn it, I am a real monk, and when I saw the "Three-Year Golden Elixir Practice" and "Five-Year Tribulation Simulation" they distributed, I felt a little panicked!

Jiang Yun said to the drone camera: "Dear friends, today these two little guys officially joined Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Pindao went to Jiangjiacun to buy a roast chicken, braised pork and cold dishes, and held an entry welcome ceremony for them.

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"Now let them broadcast for a while, I'll be back soon."

He touched Jiang Hou Er's head and warned: "You are a junior brother, a primate, and a male monkey. When my master is away, you have to take care of my senior sister. Do you understand?"

Hou Er clenched his fists and nodded seriously. Xiao Bai squatted next to him, raised his head, and let out a cry.

Seeing that they could live in harmony, Jiang Yun left the Taoist temple with peace of mind.

As soon as he left, the barrage in the live broadcast room immediately became active.

"The unscrupulous anchor has begun to exploit nationally protected animals again."

"Damn it, I'm leaving now. I seriously doubt that the Taoist Master has been in the water for long."

"I just came to the live broadcast room, and I laughed out loud at the host's behavior. Do you have professional ethics? Is this a good live broadcast?"

"New fans, don't worry. This is the daily operation of the anchor. You can get used to it in the future."

"Monkey Two is so obedient that he actually follows Xiaobai every step of the way."

"Isn't it normal for a monkey to become a sperm?"

"Nima, this is not normal. Xiaobai actually ordered Monkey 2 to pour himself a basin of water."

"Can anyone tell me what Arctic foxes and golden monkeys, two different species, use to communicate?"

…

After Jiang Yun bought the stewed vegetables, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Hou Er scratching Xiao Bai's itch.

"You two have performed well. I am very pleased to be my teacher. Let's go and have dinner in the backyard."

After one person and one lemur sat down, Monkey 2 looked at the roast chicken and braised pork on the table, and he couldn't help but let out a sigh of dissatisfaction at the corner of his mouth.

Just as it was about to grab the food, Jiang Yun slapped it back with a chopstick.

"Didn't Master Chisong Taoist Master teach you the rules of eating?"

Monkey 2 scratched his ears and cheeks and thought for a long time. Finally, when he saw the chopsticks in Jiang Yun's hand, he suddenly realized and picked up the chopsticks in front of him with a very awkward posture.

After finishing the meal, the water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.

Monkey 2 went to the dining table to eat, which is understandable and accepted.

Monkey Two knows how to eat with chopsticks, which is understandable and accepted.

But Monkey Two would pour wine for Jiang Yun, pick up food for Xiao Bai, and even stand up with a small bowl to pick up the food when Jiang Yun gave it to him. Isn't this too much?

"I feel like this monkey knows the rules at the dinner table better than me."

"Brother, be more confident and get rid of your feelings."

"The Taoist master is a master of training, and he actually trained the golden monkey to be a very talented person [laughing and crying]."

"Don't get me wrong, Monkey Er's eating rules were taught by my master, Taoist Chisong, and have nothing to do with Pindao." Jiang Yun explained.

It's okay that he didn't explain. After explaining, many friends in the live broadcast room had their own thoughts.

"Taoist Chisong is truly a god!"

"I suddenly want to send my rebellious son to Tianyuan Taoist Temple so that Taoist Chisong can teach him the rules."

"Taoist Chisong is not a mortal, and the host's shocking actions are quite reasonable."

[Love of the Years] Reward a rocket with a message: "Taoist Priest, I wonder if I have Ji Yuan. I want to meet your master. Of course, money is not an issue."

When Jiang Yun saw the reward message, he couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Friend Shui, do you really want to meet me?"

[Long Years of Love] Give a rocket as a reward, with a message: "As long as I can see the real Chisong, I will die without regrets."

"It's easy to meet my master. You can just wipe your wrist with a knife."

"My master traveled to Hexi three years ago. If you bring more Ming coins and bribe the King of Hell, you might be able to meet my master." Jiang Yun gave a sincere suggestion.

[Love of the Years] Reward a rocket with a message: "Anchor, I won't let you bully people like this, I really want to meet your master!"

After cleaning up the kitchen, Hou Er was about to leave when he bumped into a new visitor to the Taoist temple.

Jiang Pingping, the baby of the head of Jiang Village, brought Jin Zhu and several other friends of the same age to the Taoist temple.

"Uncle, we came to play with you!"

"Hey, big golden monkey, close the door and don't let it get away!" Jiang Pingping shouted excitedly in an indifferent language.

The five children stared at Monkey 2 and surrounded him from all directions.

Jiang Yun heard the noise, and as soon as he left the house, he saw Hou Er being forced into a corner, with grievances written on his face.

"What do you little bastards want to do? The golden monkey is our national treasure. You can touch it, but you are not allowed to pick its fur!"

"Monkey Two, if they dare to pick your hair, you can beat them with Tai Chi, as long as you don't hurt anyone."

(End of chapter)