Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Before Hou Er, he was not only a frequent visitor to Tianyuan Taoist Temple, but also a frequent visitor to Jiangjia Village.

Especially in winter, when food is insufficient, it will go to the village for help.

The villagers are naturally very kind. After all, no one is short of food these days. However, the little brats headed by Jiang Pingping often secretly pick up a few monkey hairs in the name of touching monkeys, take them into the city, and show them to their classmates.

show off.

Monkey 2 endured the humiliation and ate every mouthful of food. As a result, his weight increased rapidly.

He got his wish and became the king of the macaques in Wudang Mountain, and also got the nickname of a month and a half.

Now facing the naughty kid in Jiangjia Village, with old and new grudges, Hou Er takes action decisively in order to preserve his monkey hair.

Tai Chi, pushing, pulling, shaking, and shaking, the four little kids were knocked out of their skins on the spot, and the remaining one stood there, not daring to move.

"Hmph, ho ho ho!"

Monkey Two got his revenge. He clasped his fists and saluted Jiang Yun, then walked away from the Taoist temple gate with his hands behind his back and eight-figure steps.

That back view is really chic.

The fans in the live broadcast room were shocked when they saw the arrogant national treasure and the naughty kid who fell to the ground.

"This is the first time I discovered that Tai Chi is so effective. I beat 1 against 5 and won. It's so strong!"

"Monkey 2: Thirty years to the east of the river, thirty years to the west of the river, don't bully the monkey into poverty!"

"Is Mr. Luo in the live broadcast room? I would like to ask how the national treasure should be punished for beating someone."

"What's the verdict? If a naughty child stirs up trouble, he will definitely be spanked by his parents."

Jiang Yun looked at the five troublemakers and asked, "Have you finished your homework for the holiday? Why did you come to the Taoist temple?"

"Uncle, we have finished our homework a long time ago. Zhuzi said that you are good at water, so we came to fish with you." Jiang Pingping said, holding up the small fishing net in his hand.

Jiang Yun looked at the fishing net and fell silent.

Mom buys batches, these little bastards actually use themselves as lifeguards.

However, it is actually a good idea to go fishing with them.

It's afternoon now, when the fish start to eat. There are a lot of grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp and mandarin fish in the reservoir in Jiangjiacun.

"I can go fishing with you, but you all have to obey my instructions and are not allowed to run around, especially you, Zhuzi." Jiang Yun named him directly.

Jin Zhuzhu was so embarrassed that he almost dug out a three-bedroom and two-living room with his toes.

The last time he slipped and fell into the water, not only did he get a beating from his parents, but he was also ridiculed by his friends for several days.

So after Jiang Pingping suggested going to the reservoir to catch fish, his first reaction was to pull Jiang Yun up to prevent any unexpected events.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room are senior fishing enthusiasts, so when they heard that Jiang Yun was going fishing, they immediately became interested.

"When it comes to spiritual practice, I can't do it, but when it comes to fishing, you, the anchor, can't do it."

"Taoist Master, let's have a bet. I'm going to make you unable to catch any fish!"

"Guess what bait and rod Taoist Master uses for fishing?"

"The anchor's fishing friends are not good at the level, they are all brats. According to the principle of birds of a feather flocking together, I blindly guess that the anchor will have an empty shot."

Jiang Yun searched for a long time and found that the bamboo fishing rods that had been left in the Taoist temple were all cracked and could no longer be used.

Without any choice.

After bringing his fishing line, fishing hook and bucket, he set off lightly.

On the way to the reservoir, Jiang Pingping and other naughty kids were very excited.

Now is the time for them to be naughty and mischievous. They climb trees, fish, and poke hornets' nests. They dare to do anything.

"Uncle, I know there is a fishing spot in the reservoir with lots of fish. Do you want me to take you there?"

"Uncle, don't worry, I'm a good eel catcher. If you can't catch any fish, I can give you some eels."

"Uncle, my fruit tree is by the reservoir. Do you want to eat the fruit?"

Jiang Yun followed these little guys to the edge of the reservoir. It was just after noon, the sun was not poisonous, and there was still a slight breeze on the lake. A slight breeze blew, and waves of cool air hit his face.

No wonder the little kids in the village like to come here to play. This place is indeed a rare summer resort in the mountains.

The drone circled over the reservoir and took a high-definition overhead shot.

Although the lake surface is sparkling, from time to time you can see several large schools of fish passing by the water.

The fishing ashes fans in the live broadcast room immediately became itchy and unbearable.

"This reservoir has a history of at least 20 to 30 years. It's really big!"

"I just saw seven or eight silver carp and bighead carp weighing 20 to 30 pounds. There must be big fish in the lake."

"If you want to fish for silver carp and bighead carp, you have to ask Teacher Deng Gang!"

"That old boy Tianyuan can't do it. When fishing, you have to read the list of gods. The list of gods is the eternal god."

Jiang Yun used to be in a Taoist temple, and he was obsessed with fishing for a while. A serious fishing rod was worth a lot of money, and a poor Taoist priest couldn't afford it, so he used bamboo and fishing line to make fishing rods.

Although it is not easy to use, it is better to participate.

The advantage of being a monk when fishing is that you have a good attitude. Even if you can't catch a fish, there is no problem. You can just let things happen and you can't force yourself.

He took the machete with him, walked into the bamboo forest nearby, and selected a very slender bamboo.

"Damn it, the anchor doesn't want to use bamboo as a fishing rod, does he?"

"It seems like the blind guessing anchor is going to explode today."

“It’s okay to catch small fish and shrimps with bamboo poles, but it’s really not good for silver carp and bighead carp weighing 20 to 30 kilograms.”

Jiang Yun flattened the bamboo, cut off the unbearable top, tied the fishing line and hook, and a simple fishing rod came out.

The bait is also very simple, just small earthworms on the shore of the reservoir. You can see a lot of them if you just dig them up.

"Fishing is very similar to spiritual practice. They are both things that happen according to circumstances and cannot be forced."

"In ancient times, when Jiang Taigong fished, those who wished would take the bait. Today, when Pindao fishes, those who wish will take the bait. There is no force."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he patted the lucky jade pendant on his waist and said with an enigmatic smile: "Do you dare to bet with me? I will definitely catch a big fish today."

He held a bet in the live broadcast room on whether he could catch a twenty-pound fish.

The senior fishing friends in the live broadcast room looked at the simple fishing rod and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"I believe anchors can catch fish, but if they catch big fish, isn't it a bit ridiculous?"

"I am a member of the National Fishing Association, and I guarantee with Rentou that the Taoist priest will definitely not be able to catch a fish weighing 20 pounds."

"I bet two hundred silver coins that the anchor can't catch a big fish."

"I am a stud, with 80,000 silver coins. I trust the judgment of professionals."

"You actually don't believe in the Taoist priest, so I choose to believe in the Taoist priest. If I put down two silver coins, I can fish for the Taoist."

"The anchor said: You guys have taken all the bamboo shoots on the mountain!"

After five minutes, the betting ends.

Jiang Yun started his own fishing journey with Jiang Taigong. According to his past experience, fishing cannot be rushed.

It is normal if no fish takes the bait for three hours without making a nest.

Half an hour later.

Jiang Pingping and several other kids were nearby and had already caught a lot of small fish, loaches and eels, but Jiang Yun's fishing rod still hadn't even touched a hair.

When the fishermen in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they started to joke.

"Look, I just said that the anchor is not good."

"I now seriously suspect that the fish has stolen Taoist leader's bait."

"Everyone, I feel like we can celebrate together. It's not easy. We finally beat the Taoist priest."

Jiang Yun looked at the analysis of fishing friends in the live broadcast room, and he was no longer confident in his heart. Damn it, do you want to wait any longer?

Boom!

Boom!

Just a second before he was about to pull the rod and throw the hook again, the buoy on the fishing line finally got a signal.

Jiang Yun was very excited, and he pulled hard. The good news was not light, but very weighty.

? ?Guess what the protagonist caught?

? I don't believe you can guess it.

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(End of chapter)