Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Jiang Yun looked at the message from the water friends in the Northeast, and in his mind, what are you looking at, how are you looking at you, try looking at you again, try the famous infinite loop scene.

Looking at the nickname of the Northeast water friend, I guess he is also a person of temperament.

Jiang Yun covered his face and talked about the scene when the state banquet was Northeastern cuisine: "Think about it for Northeastern friends, you let the foreign guests hold knives and forks and look at the iron pot in front of them to stew the goose. Do you think this is polite?"

"Let's talk about the Northeastern pickles. If foreign guests see us, they will definitely praise us for our taste and good dining environment. When they see the country's leaders grabbing vegetable leaves and stuffing the sauce into their mouths, they will probably be dumbfounded."

Before he finished speaking, the water friends from Northeast China in the live broadcast room couldn't listen anymore.

That scene was indeed a bit magical!

In the live broadcast room now, water friends from Guangxi and Guangdong are the most vocal in their resistance, and they are obviously dissatisfied.

What's the difference between Cantonese cuisine and Huaiyang cuisine?

Jiang Yun recalled the scene of having morning tea in Guangdong. He sighed and said honestly: "In terms of taste, Cantonese cuisine is no worse than Huaiyang cuisine, but after the state banquet we have to talk about business."

"If Cantonese food is served as a state banquet, I guess everyone won't have to talk about business anymore. It will be morning tea, and we can eat it from morning to five o'clock in the afternoon."

Water friends in Guangdong and Guangxi laughed and cried. Although what Jiang Yun said was a bit exaggerated, it was not unreasonable.

Eating Cantonese food is really time-consuming. In Guangdong and Guangxi, many people can have morning tea from 5 o'clock to 11 o'clock, which is outrageous.

After Jiang Yun lifted the rod, he found that he had missed the fish. He hung up the bait again, threw the fishhook back again, and added a few more spoonfuls of nest material.

"The Taoist priest is helping the boss feed the fish for free!"

"Monks all have Bodhisattva hearts, what's wrong with feeding a fish? [Funny]"

"I'm convinced. Does this anchor know how to fish? The float doesn't move. What rod are you pulling?"

"Today's official discussion is about the eight major cuisines. Fishing is a side job. The Taoist priest will quickly talk about Shandong cuisine."

"I can't figure it out, where did my Yunnan cuisine fail?"

After Jiang Yun discovered that his nest was sparkling, he no longer panicked.

Anyway, there are fish below, and there will definitely be a harvest today. It is better to chat with the water for a while. After all, the first thing the anchor must consider is the live broadcast effect.

"My friends from Shandong will deduct 1, let Pindao take a look, are there many friends in Shandong?" As soon as Jiang Yun finished speaking, his live broadcast room was blocked.

"The taste of Shandong cuisine is definitely acceptable to foreign guests, but the portions are a little bit large."

"It is normal practice for the plate to be larger than the basin and the basin to be larger than the pot. If Shandong cuisine were served as a state banquet, I don't think the foreign guests would be able to eat four dishes in their lifetime."

"Also, let me complain, Shandong's special pancakes, if you eat them alone, it will grind your teeth a little."

After listening to Jiang Yun's complaints in the live broadcast room, netizens' faces started to twitch with laughter.

"Although the Taoist priest's complaints are not comprehensive, they do hit the point."

"I never thought that even though I would never eat four dishes in my life, it could still be used to describe Shandong cuisine."

"In the hometown of Confucius and Mencius, you are not allowed to leave unless I am joking with you or until you have enough to eat."

Although the water friends in Shandong are not happy, they basically agree with Jiang Yun’s complaints. Now the water friends from Yunnan are the only ones left in the live broadcast room, and they are still posting Yunnan cuisine YYDS.

When Jiang Yun thought of Yunnan cuisine, he remembered a bowl of delicious mushroom soup he once had.

The soup was delicious, but the boss was a bit dishonest. The mushroom soup was adulterated and sent people to the hospital.

"Dear friends from Yunnan, Yunnan cuisine really cannot be treated as a state banquet!"

"Believe it or not, one day after dinner, the foreign guests will dance happily in the banquet hall. At that time, not only will they forget the troubles of the Imperial Master, but they will also see many villains."

The Yunnan water friends in Jiangyun’s live broadcast room were stunned. Although not every Yunnan cuisine contains mushrooms, is it a Yunnan cuisine without mushrooms?

However, if you eat too many mushrooms, you will always get sick and need to go to the hospital.

If he had gone to the hospital, it would have become international news!

“[Crying loudly], can’t our Yunnan cuisine be served at the state banquet?”

"I eat mushrooms too, but I really can't see the villain!"

"You can't see it because you have already acquired anti-toxicity. You have been full of magic resistance since you were born. You are eating naked at a state banquet!"

After Jiang Yun finished complaining about the cuisine, the fishing rod in his hand suddenly dropped. Good guy, the fish finally bit the hook!

"Hey hey hey, here comes the fish!"

A large black shadow loomed under the water in the distance. It looked like a big fish.

"Damn it, is this the anchor's luck?"

"Awesome, awesome, my husband is so awesome, is this a big fish?"

"Based on my many years of fishing experience, it is definitely not a snake."

"Xiao Hei expressed his concern."

"At least it's a grass carp weighing ten pounds, which is not bad. It's a little worse than my best fishing record."

"Comrades, don't panic. The fish just bit the hook. Whether the anchor can catch it or not remains to be seen."

Under the water, a grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms was swimming back and forth, struggling fiercely.

When a fish first bites the hook and is frightened, it struggles the most during this period and is most likely to run away from the fish.

Jiang Yun held the fishing rod tightly and walked the fish back and forth in a zigzag pattern, his expression quite relaxed.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all surprised. Is the zigzag method really effective for walking fish?

Two minutes later.

The grass carp was exhausted, so he easily pulled the fish ashore.

Catch the fish's mouth with a fish controller with a tape ruler and weigh it.

No more, no less, just over 12 kilograms and 3 taels, which is a good harvest.

Jiang Yun threw the grass carp into the fish guard, hung corn kernels on it, and cast the rod again.

The fisherman in the live broadcast room was jealous.

"Damn, if Taoist Master can catch fish, so can I!"

"I stopped watching the live broadcast. I feel itchy. I will pack my things now and go fishing. Otherwise, my wife should urge me to pay the public salary."

"Hey, it seems I have to go fishing too."

"I'm at the reservoir right now, fishing while watching the live broadcast. It's really comfortable. My wife's phone number has been blocked by me."

"Why do I feel like the fisherman in the live broadcast room is so inhumane!"

"Indeed, fishing guys are inhumane. It would be even worse if they didn't catch the fish."

five minutes later.

Jiang Yun's fishhook sank again, he slid the fish and pulled the rod, and oh, there was another dozen silver carp and bighead carp.

I don't know if it was because of his technique or the bait, but at this moment, Jiang Yun actually connected.

As long as the hook is thrown, within half a minute, a fish will definitely be hooked, and the fish will be quite small.

After fishing for a long time, the movement in the den became louder and louder.

It seems that all the fish around have come here to grab food. A lot of grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp, mandarin carp, carp, and yellow pepper are all caught.

Among them, the largest and most time-consuming one was a 30-pound silver carp and bighead carp.

Jiang Yun pulled the silver carp and bighead carp ashore for a full 10 minutes.

The fishing guys who were originally eating melons and watching a show in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded. They felt that the live broadcast content in front of them was a bit science fiction.

"Damn it, that den is so dark, isn't it filled with fish?"

"Taoist priest, please do me a favor. Please let me know what bait you used."

"Foul, foul, why is the Taoist priest's den mixed with water?"

"In one hour, I caught more than 30 fish, including four or five big fish weighing more than 30 kilograms. This is unscientific!"

(End of chapter)