Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Chapter 41 The Taoist Master is no longer a human being (please collect it, please vote for me)

Before it gets dark, Jiangyun’s fishing guard is basically full, and there are still many fish swimming around in the fishing spots, and the water there is still sparkling.

The fishing guys in the live broadcast room swallowed their saliva with envy. They had just made a rough calculation.

The total number of big and small fish caught by Jiang Yun would start at at least 200 kilograms. This achievement cannot be said to be unparalleled in the fishing world, but it is definitely a one-sided feat.

"I wonder, is Taoist Master's fishing skills so good?"

"I was wrong. I'm sorry. It's a slap in the face. I was blind. The Taoist priest is the YYDS in the fishing world."

"I lost the bet. See you on the rooftop. My 180,000 silver coins!"

"Where is the Tianyuan Taoist Temple? I want to inherit the anchor's fishing spot!"

"The Taoist Master's secret technique of Feng Shui fishing is very powerful. Can you teach me how to do it?"

"A Taoist Feng Shui fisherman can spot the psychic fishing platform at a glance."

"It seems that when I go fishing in the future, I have to burn three sticks of incense on the reservoir first."

Jiang Yun watched the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the spiritual spring water in his mouth spurted out.

I am obviously fishing based on my strength, so why do the water friends in the live broadcast room keep talking about feudal superstition?

In the civilized live broadcast room, this trend cannot last forever!

Jiang Yun put away the water cup, cleared his voice, and explained: "Dear water friends, this fishing position was found by Pindao using his own knowledge and experience. It has nothing to do with Feng Shui."

"The things I muttered at the beginning about looking for a dragon to share gold, a green dragon wagging its tail, etc. are just personal habits."

The fishing guys in the live broadcast room all rolled their eyes.

"Taoist Priest, are you going to say you believe in science again?"

"Anyone can say they believe in science, but not the anchor. Taoist priest, you have nothing to do with science!"

Jiang Yun looked at the fishing guy's questioning barrage. He was so angry that he was shaking all over. He was sweating profusely in the dog days of summer, and his hands and feet were cold. Can his live broadcast room still be good?

We just carried out anti-fraud propaganda a few days ago, is it possible that we need to carry out anti-superstition propaganda now?

Monks practicing in the mountains must also pay attention to science!

"To all the fishing enthusiasts in the live broadcast room, Pindao can teach you fishing experience, but you should stop practicing that Feng Shui fishing technique."

"How many times have I emphasized to you that you must believe in science in everything. But you don't listen when I say it. You don't believe it when I say it. If you believe it, you still question it one or two times. I really vomited!"

Jiang Yun took out the rest of the nest-making materials on his plate and said: "Fishing for cockroaches, grass carp, silver carp, bighead carp and bream. If you want to catch the fish, you have to make a nest with corn and fish with corn."

"If you don't make a nest, the fish won't come. If the fish don't come, how can you protect it?"

"And when Pindao was just picking up garbage, he saw a broken section of the fishing rod. What does this mean? It means there is a big fish in this fishing position."

"Fishing is like looking for a girlfriend. If you don't get the details right, who will come looking for you?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room, especially the senior fishermen, all laughed out loud.

Comparing fishing to finding a girlfriend is really vivid.

"After hearing what the Taoist priest said, I felt that fishing is quite simple."

"I understand, I understand, I'll go fishing tomorrow."

"I don't understand. Since the Taoist priest has so much professional knowledge and fishing experience, how did Tianyuan Taoist Temple get its reputation for fishing as a side dish?"

"No matter how hard things are, there is no one who has not come all the way from being a newbie."

"It's so outrageous. I actually learned fishing in a Taoist live broadcast room, and I also learned [laughing and crying]."

"Fishing depends on the Taoist priest, and neither Fengshenbang nor Deng Gang can do it."

Jiang Yun, Crazy Link, Jiang Pingping, Jin Zhuzhu and other little brats behind him have long been dumbfounded.

"Damn it, my uncle is so awesome. My uncle is so awesome."

"Zhuzi, why do I feel that my uncle has come to your reservoir to purchase goods?"

"My dad has been in the air force for three consecutive days. I will tell him the news about my uncle's bombing to stimulate him and cheer him up."

"Taoist Priest Xiaoyun, I haven't seen you for the past three years. I'm really impressed by you. You caught so many fish for nothing. Jin Sheng Miao must feel very distressed now. Come on, take a root to soften China."

"No need, smoking is harmful to health, Pindao never smokes." Jiang Yun said with an indifferent look.

The person who handed over the cigarette was a villager from Jiangjia Village named Jiang Jiu.

This guy is a well-known errand in the village. He is lazy, good at stealing, and usually relies on some crooked ways to make money.

The fish conditions in Jiangjiacun Reservoir are good, so many people come here to fish.

When Jiang Jiu was short of money, he would hang around the reservoir, collect fish from out-of-town fishing friends at low prices, and then sell them at high prices to scenic hotels at the foot of Wudang Mountain.

This kid always claimed that he was hanging out on the road, and there were people there, and he had a machete in his hand, so the people in the village didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"My Taoist Master Yun, my good brother, we studied together before. If I cheated anyone, can I cheat you?"

"I have a good relationship with the owners of the scenic hotels. How about I intercede with them and charge a high price for the fish you caught?"

Jiang Jiu wore a good buddy mask on his face, and he stretched his chest so loudly that it shook the world, but his eyes never left Jiang Yun's fish guard.

There are a lot of fish in it. If you take it down the mountain, the owners of restaurants in scenic spots will go crazy.

For more than 200 kilograms of fish, the starting price is at least 50,000 yuan!

Tianyuan Taoist masters and apprentices are good old people in Jiangjiacun, and they will help anyone's family no matter what they have to do.

Therefore, in Jiang Jiu's eyes, Jiang Yun should be easy to bully. With more than 200 kilograms of fish, he should be able to take them all away if he pays up to 5,000 yuan.

He couldn't help but laugh when he thought that by just changing hands, he would be able to earn tens of thousands, and at least be able to live comfortably until the end of the year.

Jiang Yun stood beside the fishing line and said: "Jiang Jiu, God has a good life, and poor people are not short of money, so I don't plan to sell these fish."

"Your little thoughts are now written on your face. Stop pretending and go back."

"My Taoist Master Yun, you said that you usually live in a Taoist temple. How can you make money? Such a lot of fish costs thousands of dollars. Are you willing to let it go?"

"Just listen to my brother's advice. If you give me the fish, I won't pay you on credit. How about I transfer the money to you now?" Jiang Jiu said sincerely.

Jiang Yun didn't bother to talk nonsense with him. Jin Zhuzhu had already gone to call his father. He was waiting for the gold weight to be weighed. He exchanged the fish for two wagyu chickens, and then he could return to the Taoist temple.

Hiss, hiss...

Jiang Jiu wanted to persuade him again, but as soon as he walked toward Jiang Yun, Xiao Hei raised his head alertly.

"Oh my god, what the hell is that? How come it's so black and black and it's still moving."

"Yun... Taoist Master Yun, there is a black snake behind your butt. The old man has grown."

Jiang Jiu instantly stood on his head with hair all over his body, and the cold sweat on his back flowed down his spine and gradually into his butt groove.

It's tingling a little, but it doesn't dare to move. Why does the black-tailed snake keep staring at me?

Jiang Yun touched Xiao Hei's head and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Xiao Hei won't bite. Let's go quickly."

"If you don't bite, then I'll be relieved."

"Xiao Hei doesn't bite people, that's because the ones he bites are not people. You'd better leave. I think you're in some danger."

When Jiang Jiu heard Jiang Yun's ridicule, he immediately pulled out the machete from his waist, and his face became more angry.

Before he could say anything harsh, he heard the sound of rushing water.

In the center of the reservoir, a white line rushed straight towards Jiang Yun's fishing position with extremely fierce momentum.

(End of chapter)

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