Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Damn, that bluestone is old, and it’s just broken like this. How much money will we lose!

If the master's spirit in heaven could see him, he would be heartbroken to death.

Um, no, this bluestone slab is also a relic left by the master, why did you just have it trampled to pieces by a poor Taoist like that?

Jiang Yun immediately became unhappy, and said in a low voice: "Very good, you are very good!"

"The Taoist temple is the legacy left to me by my master. You can smash a piece of bluestone for me with just one kick. Do you think you are being polite?"

"I have lived in the Taoist temple for so many years. In addition to selling some fire sticks that are not used in the Taoist temple, I am reluctant to break bricks and tiles. Today you are dead."

After listening to Jiang Yun's words, many fans in the live broadcast room raised a row of question marks.

"What did the Taoist Master say?"

"Shizhu has something to say: Is it purely because you cut off so many swords on me because I don't belong to the Taoist heritage?"

"Hahaha, I finally found the reason why the stone pillar was chipped."

"I cried with laughter. Why does the Taoist priest still think that huanghuali is a fire stick? That's more than three million!"

When Pu Bang saw that Jiang Yun was really going to take action, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

The Korean girl came over with her mobile phone and lowered her voice: "Master, the number of people in the live broadcast room has increased to 10,000. You can use the trump card we have prepared to push the popularity even higher."

"When the number of people exceeds 20,000, you can kill the Taoist priests on the opposite side instantly. I think that will be the most profitable. Also, don't hurt others, especially their faces."

Pu Banggang felt a little frustrated in his heart. The beautiful apprentice he had been chasing for a long time actually fell in love with his rival just because of a chance encounter.

Hey, this damn face-based society is so fucking unfair!

He cleared his voice and said to the camera in his live broadcast room: "Dear netizens from mainland China, I simply used the provoking method in South Korea's "The Art of War", and Director Jiang on the opposite side couldn't hold back."

"The history and culture of the Republic of Korea has a long history and is profound, but the anchor opposite is still a bit immature!"

Some of the 10,000 friends in Park Bang's live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Damn it, this Korean stickman broke my defense with just two words."

"When did "Sun Tzu's Art of War" become the art of war of the Bangzi family? Brothers, report this Bangzi. It really pisses me off."

"Wait a minute, when did the Thirty-Six Strategies in "The Art of War" include a method to provoke generals?"

"The stick robbed Qu Yuan and the Dragon Boat Festival, how come they also robbed Sun Tzu of The Art of War?"

"The grandson said: This stick is the real grandson!"

"On the YouTube, the stick often means that the north of the Yangtze River is their country's historical territory, and the Yue monkey often means that the south of the Yangtze River is their country's historical territory. Our ancestors have been swimming in the Yangtze River for 5,000 years."

Pu Bang forcefully took a life and death contract from his apprentice.

He solemnly signed his name, pressed his red fingerprint, handed it to Jiang Yun, and said, "Director Jiang, please sign this life and death contract."

"This kind of duel contract has always been very popular in Europe. The great poet Pushkin participated in more than 30 duels. I want to add a sense of ceremony to our competition."

Jiang Yun frowned and looked at Pu Bangjian like an idiot.

"Director Jiang, don't you dare sign the life and death contract?"

"Don't blame the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty for the younger generation's dirty words. The main reason is that I just can't bear it anymore."

Jiang Yun turned around, clasped his hands and bowed to the statue of Sanqing in the main hall, turned around and cursed: "Is there something wrong with your brain, you bastard from Korea?"

"In this land of China, signing a life-and-death contract is illegal, and engaging in a life-and-death duel is an even more serious violation of law!"

"What kind of suicidal behavior are you doing? I don't want to sit in a trap with you. Don't worry. Although I feel very unhappy about you now, I won't kill you. I will kick you more than a dozen times at most until you are beaten to death."

Minor injuries."

"The water friends in our live broadcast room are not allowed to learn from this dead stick. People who practice martial arts can compete with each other, but they are absolutely not allowed to sign life and death certificates!"

Friends in the Jiangyun live broadcast room were immediately relieved.

"The feeling that the Taoist priest believes in science and obeying the law is back again, and I feel relieved."

"[laughing and crying], is the Taoist Master going to imitate that nurse lady and stab her husband more than a dozen times, only to have it be judged to be a minor injury?"

"The medical student who just failed the anatomy department said that the senior sister has become our idol."

"It feels so bad to see that stick, please give him a lesson, please!"

After Pu Bang listened to Jiang Yun's ridicule, he became furious.

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated.

I, the black belt champion of Taekwondo in the Republic of Korea, will not be a human being unless I take revenge today!

He once again used the most powerful taboo move in Taekwondo, a flying kick and a vertical chop.

When Jiang Yun saw it, the nameless fire in his heart exploded. Grandson, you still want to step on a piece of bluestone. Have you lived enough?

The kicking skills of Taekwondo are as numerous as a sieve in front of traditional Chinese kung fu. Do you really think that no one can cure you?

He jumped up and kicked the inside of Park Bang's left knee.

Click!

After a crisp sound, Pu Bang flew backwards towards his disciples, where there was chaos.

A scream like a slaughtering pig rang out. Pu Bang clutched his left leg and fell to the ground. He couldn't get up for a long time.

All this happened in the blink of an eye, and the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't even react.

"Damn it, just one kick, will the number one Taekwondo player in the Republic of Korea be useless?"

"With one force, ten will be defeated, Taoist priest's kick really relieves the anger!"

"The anchor made a mistake. He said that after more than a dozen kicks, the opponent was still slightly injured, but now he is seriously injured with just one kick."

"[Wudang Master Chen Yu] rewarded three treasure maps with a message: "Thank you so much, Uncle Master. I made a small profit today, so I'll repay you."

"Daochang Chen defeated the anchor and made tens of millions of silver coins. I am speechless. He is just manipulating the money!"

"I can't stand it, I can't stand it, the monks are actually playing tricks."

Many wife fans in the live broadcast room were very excited, and thousands of female fans got into a quarrel, clamoring for Jiang Yun to hold an offline fan meeting.

Countless male fans saw this scene, and a very bold idea emerged in their minds: If the Taoist priest marries a female fan, there should be no need to give a bride price, right?

Well, given the crazy energy of these wife fans in the live broadcast room, if that happens one day, I'm afraid they will have to back it up!

Forget it, forget it, the Taoist priest is a monk, so he shouldn't need us to buy gifts.

Nowadays, boys have a lot of pressure in their lives. They have to worry about mortgage payments, car loans, and wedding gifts...

Finding a partner requires money for everything, so it’s really difficult!

Hey, object, what object, we don’t seem to even have an object!

Jiang Yun's more than 10,000 male fans broke the defense on the spot. Many male fans silently took out tissues at home and raised their heads, trying not to let their tears fall. It was a bit heartbreaking!

"Reporter Zhao, the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is ahead, and the Xiaoyun you are looking for must be inside." Village Chief Jiang came over from a distance with Zhao Bingbing and others.

Everyone was a little confused when they saw the messy scene in front of the Taoist temple.

When Pu Bangjian saw the reporter, his eyes lit up and he howled: "Comrade reporter, you have to make the decision for me!"

(End of chapter)