Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

"What are you laughing at?"

"I remembered something happy. My wife is pregnant." Gray Boy said seriously.

Pu Bang pointed at Jiang Hou Er and said angrily: "That monkey doesn't understand martial ethics. Taekwondo is all about hitting the point. You can never hit someone."

"Hahaha……"

Zhao Bingbing didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Pu Bang said angrily: "Is this funny?"

"Sorry, I also remembered something happy. My little aunt came to see me."

"Hey, can you guys just listen to me? I'm really not joking!"

Zhao Bingbing and Huizai looked at Pu Bangjian. They took a deep breath and said with restraint, "I'm sorry, Mr. Park. We have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh."

"Hahaha... Unless I can't help it... Hahaha!"

The Hubei TV reporters burst into laughter, and many people were surprised. They even followed Village Chief Jiang to tease Monkey Er.

"A black belt in Taekwondo can't beat this monkey, so what's the use of learning that stuff?"

"It's a pity that we didn't film it. What a great subject for a kung fu documentary!"

"Comrade reporters, I am not bragging to you. This golden monkey is experienced in many battles in Wudang Mountain. If it is pressed hard, it is normal for it to hit someone."

Gray Boy pointed at Pu Bangjian and said: "Uncle, he is not an ordinary person. He is a black belt in Taekwondo."

"Oh, then he is not even as good as an ordinary person." Village Chief Jiang said without hesitation.

Hundreds of thousands of water friends who were watching the game in various live broadcast rooms on the Huyu platform were all shocked.

"Damn it, I just told you the truth!"

"That is, if a serious person wants to defend themselves, who would choose to practice Taekwondo?"

"I want to say something. It is not illegal to hit people with wild national treasures, but it is illegal for people to hit national treasures. Is South Korea's legal education so weak?"

"What's outrageous is that he still lost the fight. How come Bangzi's black belt in Taekwondo can't beat a monkey?"

When Pu Bangjiang realized that he had completely lost, he thought for a moment, silently took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number.

"Hello, police uncle, I want to call the police. I was beaten by a monkey raised by humans in Wudang Mountain. I think my leg is broken and my life is still in danger."

"What, you will be there in two minutes, okay, I will wait for you, and I will try my best to protect my own safety."

After Pu Bang hung up the phone, he said to Jiang Yun: "Don't run away, I have studied Chinese law and many cases!"

"The monkey you raised severely injured me. If you don't pay me 1.8 million yuan in compensation, this matter will never end for us!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone was shocked!

"Hey, are you blackmailing me, you idiot?"

"This thing has become a bit interesting. It turns out that visiting a club is a sure-fire business."

"Damn it, I won the fight and became famous, but I lost the fight and blackmailed people to make a fortune. Now I can still play like this in a martial arts competition?"

Pu Bang stared down the mountain, his eyes full of expectation.

Officer Jiang Dajiang yawned, stretched, and came out of the Taoist temple. He asked, "Who called the police just now?"

"Brother Dajiang, that's the guy lying on the ground wearing a Taekwondo uniform. I feel young. That guy came to the Taoist temple to play and was kicked to the ground by Hou Er. Now he plans to blackmail me. What do you think we should do about this?"

Jiang Yun said with a pained face.

As a relatively simple monk, he really didn't expect that people's hearts could be so complicated.

The atmosphere was still good in the past. If you came to challenge and got knocked down, you would think that your skills were inferior to others.

Now you come to challenge someone and get beat up. If you lose, why are you still so anxious that you immediately lie down on the ground and prepare to blackmail someone? Isn’t this a scoundrel?

Officer Jiang Dajiang ran over and took a look at Pu Bangjian. He turned back and asked, "Director Jiang, is this guy okay?"

"The joint is dislocated and the cartilage is bruised. It should be a minor injury. As long as the joint is pressed back, you should be able to walk."

"Since it was Monkey Er who took action, this matter has nothing to do with you. Moreover, he came to kick the tavern. According to our country's laws, this is considered provoking trouble. Generally, he will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years."

Park Bangjian was a little nervous.

Jiang Yun pointed to the broken bluestone with some distress and asked: "Brother Da Jiang, this is more than a hundred years old. He came up and smashed it to pieces with just one kick. Can I call the police?"

"This is a cultural relic and a priceless treasure. If you deliberately damage other people's finances, I estimate that he will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years and a corresponding fine."

Pu Bangjian became more and more panicked as he listened. He quickly took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number again: "Hello, uncle policeman, the Taoist priest opposite has come to help. He is still threatening me. I am very scared now."

"Okay, you're already here, so I'm relieved."

at the same time.

Officer Jiang Dajiang also put down the phone in his hand. He took off the coat he was wearing, revealing a police uniform underneath.

He came to Pu Bangjian, saluted, and asked, "Is it you who called the police?"

"It's me, no, uncle policeman, please listen to my explanation."

"No need, I understood your situation clearly over the phone. You should have a good rest first."

When Pu Bang saw Police Officer Jiang Dajiang walking towards the reporter, his face looked like he was mourning.

"Hello, comrade reporters, do you know the specific situation?"

"I don't know. When we came, the national treasure golden monkey had already beaten everyone." Zhao Bingbing shook her head.

Audiences in major live broadcast rooms who were unfamiliar with the situation were collectively confused.

"Can someone explain to me the whole story?"

"Uncle Da Mo said, I am familiar with this operation!"

"Party involved: I don't know either. I reported it to the police in front of him, and he answered my phone call in front of me [innocent]."

"I feel like a man who can't find melons."

"Police Officer Jiang Dajiang came to deliver the banner to Taoist Chief Jiang today. He slept here at noon. Who would have thought that someone who is not afraid of death would come to the house at noon to kick people in and blackmail them."

"Poor policeman, you have such a hard time resting, but you are forced to work overtime."

"Bingbing's wife said: I don't know anything. As soon as I entered, I saw the national treasure playing a stick."

Officer Jiang Dajiang came to Jiang Yun and asked, "Director Jiang, you are good at bone setting. Why don't you treat him?"

"His leg joints were dislocated, and I couldn't bring him back to the police station. The crime of causing trouble and destroying cultural relics is not a small one."

Jiang Yun nodded. He raised his hand and pressed Pu Bang's hard leg, only to hear a crisp click.

"The joint has been put back on for you. It's okay to stand up and take a few steps."

Pu Bang stood up forcefully and jumped up and down several times.

"Is Pindao good at this craft?"

"not bad, very good."

"Your legs don't hurt now, right?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Then should you go now or should I see you off?"

"I'll go on my own. The Taoist Master takes his leave."

Just as Pu Bang was about to lead him away, Officer Jiang Dajiang grabbed his hand and handcuffed him with a pair of silver bracelets.

"You come to a Taoist temple to cause trouble and challenge, damage other people's property, beat up national treasures, and want to leave. How can it be so cheap?"

Jiang Yun looked at the back of Officer Jiang Dajiang as he led the Taekwondo people down the mountain. He felt something in his heart and began to cry tears behind bars.

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains!"

"Hands on the iron window, I look outside."

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? ?Yesterday’s plot was a bit toxic, so I revised it. Book friends who read it at night can go back and read it again. To compensate, I will add an update today.

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