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Chapter 574 Four Famous Bubbles
Chapter 575 Four Famous Bubbles
After Jiang Yun read out this barrage, the netizens in the live broadcast room went crazy with joy.
Many netizens have left messages saying that the ratio of men to women is actually 50:50.
"If we talk about this topic, then I won't be sleepy."
"A male's body begins to decline after the age of 25, it reaches a cliff after the age of 30, he becomes ascetic after the age of 35, and he can become a monk directly at the age of 45.
My wife is different. The older she gets, the stronger her needs are. Hey~~"
"That's for sure. The cow will be very tired. Have you ever seen a field cry out tired?"
"I remember a female celebrity named Xiao once said that she never looks for men over the age of 25. This sentence really makes sense."
"[Hold face], I feel so ashamed. I am a woman and single. Why am I interested in this topic?"
"Why do men always tell their wives that they can't stand it anymore, but they still spend money to go out and have fun?"
"Because people outside will say that he is very good, very good!"
"My husband says I am a female ghost and sucks his yang energy every day. This..."
Mr. Zhang has been practicing medicine for decades and has seen all kinds of scenes, and he is quite calm.
When Jiang Yun recited the barrage and chatted with netizens, the old man's face remained normal and he did not laugh at all.
After a long time.
He then put down the Chinese medicine in his hand, coughed dryly, and said: "As a last resort for middle-aged people, soak wolfberry in a thermos cup. Wolfberry cannot resist the passage of time, so add some Angelica sinensis to the cup."
"Angelica sinensis is difficult to replenish the body's deficiencies. Cordyceps root is not expensive. Although Cordyceps sinensis is very good, Deer Antler Shenbao is a perfect match."
This series of catchy words made many people in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
Classic old jokes will be passed down forever, from generation to generation.
Jiang Yun was about to ask for some prescriptions for netizens, but he heard a sound from the door next to him.
His master, Taoist Priest Chisong, was wearing a Taoist robe, leaning at the door with his arms folded.
His expression was as usual, except for the extra hand on his waist, which he poked several times in succession.
"What? Will Taoist fellow Taoists be interested in this recipe tomorrow?" Old Taoist Zhang asked knowingly.
Taoist Priest Chisong coughed dryly. He first clapped the jade hand on his waist back, and then said seriously: "The room is a bit stuffy. I'll let you come out for some air."
"You go on, don't worry about me, I'm just listening."
Seeing his master like this, Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes and laughed.
The same goes for Kurosawa-san, with his eyes narrowed and a mean expression.
It wasn't until Taoist Chisong performed a thunder technique with his hands that the cat quickly fled from the backyard with its tail between its legs.
Taoist Master Zhang shook his head and said with a sigh: "As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."
"It's been so many years, why can't you change this problem?"
Taoist Chisong wanted to go back, but he was restrained by a pair of jade hands behind the door and pushed back forcefully.
He laughed at himself with a hint of embarrassment: "Is the old Taoist priest trying to pick me up?"
"How dare you, don't you dare? Today we will only talk about prescriptions and nothing else. Boy, please stop the expression on your face."
"Don't imitate your master. He walked through thousands of flowers without leaving a single leaf behind. He is in good health, otherwise he would have been squeezed dry long ago." Elder Taoist Zhang warned.
Jiang Yun suppressed his laughter, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Taoist Chisong, on the other hand, had a dark face and said in his heart: "Slander, I will sue you for slander!"
Taoist Master Zhang then said: "Although wolfberry is good, drinking too much can easily lead to internal heat. Once people get internal heat, they can easily develop oral ulcers."
"So, kidney tonifying is also a science, and we don't want to mess with it."
At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room were all talking plausibly.
"What the old Taoist said is wrong. How can a mere oral ulcer be as important as restoring a man's virility?"
"If you get angry, just get angry. Dignity is great, not to mention that Ying Shizi can cure it."
"When you are thirty, you have no choice but to soak wolfberry in a thermos cup. I have been soaking it for twenty years. Old Taoist, why do you say it is easy to get angry?"
"Kneel down and beg for advice on what to soak. If it works, I will be rewarded with a lot of money."
Under the urging of everyone.
Only then did Taoist Master Zhang smile and recommend: "From now on, you guys, please don't soak wolfberries."
"I have four famous bubbles here. They are all good things and can be used in turn. The first is Shayuanzi, which has the effects of nourishing the kidneys and yang, strengthening essence and reducing urination, nourishing the liver and improving eyesight."
"The second is astragalus, which has the effects of nourishing qi and strengthening the spleen, strengthening the surface and stopping sweating, diuresis and reducing swelling."
"Cuscuta is also good. It has the effects of nourishing the liver and kidneys, consolidating sperm and reducing urination, and protecting the fetus."
"The last soak is to soak lily in a thermos cup, which has the effect of nourishing yin and moisturizing the lungs, clearing the heart and calming the mind."
"It's a medicine that contains three parts of poison. You can soak it one at a time. Drinking too much can cause you to get angry. You should take it in moderation and be careful."
After netizens in the live broadcast room listened to the prescription, many people immediately started taking notes.
Taoist priest Chisong stood nearby, thoughtful, and then entered the room.
After a while.
The man came out of the house again, and when he came out, he had four more cloth bags in his hand.
"I just remembered that there seems to be something in my backpack. Old Taoist, please show me if this is the four famous bubbles you mentioned?" Taoist Chisong asked.
Jiang Yun looked at his master with a suspicious look on his face.
Then, he received a secret message.
"My good disciple, please don't make any noise. My master just used his escape technique. He went to the pharmacy at the foot of the mountain and bought some."
"These days, your wife is a little too demanding."
After the inspection, Mr. Zhang nodded and said: "Yes, these are Shayuanzi, Astragalus, Cuscuta and Lily. The quality is also good."
"Every layperson can take a look. There are too many fake Chinese medicines now. It is not easy to buy good quality Chinese medicines."
After Taoist Chisong finished listening, he immediately put down the hand holding his waist, grabbed a handful of Shayuanzi, and stuffed it into his mouth.
"I just ate and I'm not full. I'll give you a little taste."
"Well, this tastes really good, very delicious!"
He didn't eat enough, so he also grabbed a handful of astragalus, dodder and lily.
This scene immediately stunned the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Taoist Master Zhang was also shocked and said quickly: "It's medicine that contains three parts of poison. If you want to make up for it, this is not the way to make up for it."
"Boy, please tell your fans not to eat like this."
After he finished speaking, he looked at Taoist Chisong who was still taking the four famous bubbles, paused, and then said: "This person's constitution is different from that of the human body. He, he is very weak, so it doesn't hurt to give him some force."
Taoist Chisong smiled awkwardly. He moved his body and felt it a little.
"The old Taoist master has a wonderful way of rejuvenating. These four famous bubbles are indeed worthy of their reputation and are more effective than wolfberry."
"You two continue, I feel a little sleepy and am going to go back to the house to sleep for a while, bye."
Jiang Yun looked at his master who returned to the room again and let out a long sigh.
The netizens in the live broadcast room were just eye-opening.
"Thank you to this strong man for testing the medicine. It's really worth eating!"
"Anchor, how is the bed in your Taoist temple? I'm afraid those two people will collapse the bed in the Taoist temple."
"Good guy, I really call you good guy."
"Ruthless man, you are planning to fight with your Taoist companion!"
Jiang Yun looked at the barrage, then looked back at the master's room.
I still couldn't help but worry, not so much about the master, but about whether the bed in the room could bear it.
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