Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

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The solid wood bed in Taoist Akamatsu's room finally collapsed.

This attracted everyone from top to bottom of the Taoist temple to come and watch.

After the two opened the door, Master Natasha's face was red and she fled the Taoist temple with a shy expression.

"Everyone, a little separation is better than a wedding, so it is inevitable that you will indulge a little bit."

"Master Jiang, there are 100,000 yuan in this card, which is to compensate for the cost of the big bed. I have no choice, my ability lies here, I will go after my Taoist companion first."

Taoist Priest Chisong took out a bank card from his pocket and left the Taoist temple quickly.

Taoist Master Tomorrow looked half speechless and half confused as he asked: "What ability is strong?"

"Thank you two Taoist priests for your hospitality. I am very close to the two Taoist friends just now, and I would like to make some friends."

"That's it for today. I'll take a step ahead and say goodbye!"

After he finished speaking, he clasped his fists and left quickly.

"Two fellow Taoists, please stay. Two fellow Taoists, please stay!"

Jiang Yun listened to Daozhang Gu's words and shook his head helplessly.

What Master said is really good. This senior is really upright and simple.

The wheels of the car were pressed against my face, and I couldn't even react.

In the live broadcast room, netizens looked at the big bed that was really being pushed down, and they all started using swear words.

"Damn it, the bed really collapsed!"

"Are these four famous bubbles really so powerful?"

"I feel like there will be another wave of famous scenes on the Internet tomorrow."

"My wife has already placed an order, what does she want to do?"

"My grandpa is a Chinese medicine doctor. I drank it and my nosebleed lasted all night, but the bed didn't collapse."

"Brother upstairs, has your sister-in-law been recruited?"

Jiang Yun looked at the comments from netizens in the live broadcast room, shook his head helplessly, and carefully inspected the big bed.

He took out a section of the pillar, inspected it for a moment, and then split the pillar apart with his bare hands.

"Uncle Master, that fellow Taoist seems to have misunderstood."

"The bed in our Taoist temple was hollowed out by wood beetles, so it collapsed. It's not a big problem. Just replace the pillars."

The entire pillar had been completely hollowed out, with long holes and sawdust inside.

After seeing this, Taoist Master Zhang nodded and said: "This is reasonable. It takes a certain amount of time for the effect of the medicine to take effect. How can it be so fast?"

"It's obviously a psychological effect. Boy, I'm going to rest. You can go fix the bed."

Jiang Yun nodded and bid farewell to Taoist Master Zhang. He suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Mr. Zhang, how long will it take for the four famous bubbles to take effect?"

"As little as one hour, and at the latest three hours."

Jiang Yun counted the time with his fingers and began to worry about his master.

Still feeling lucky, he asked: "Mr. Zhang, can your body be immune to all poisons?"

"These four famous bubbles are not poison. Don't worry, they will definitely be useful if you take them!"

"Boy, please fix the bed, but don't worry about it."

"You are still a child, and others know more than you."

Jiang Yun looked at the back of Taoist Priest Zhang leaving and shook his head helplessly.

at this time.

Halfway down Wudang Mountain.

Taoist Chisong had already caught up with Master Natasha, and they went down the mountain hand in hand, so affectionate.

But on the way down the mountain, the Taoist leader got hotter and hotter, so he turned around and went to a B&B in the woods.

This made Taoist Master Mingri, who was following the two of them, stand outside the house. After listening for a moment, he turned red and walked away.

The carpenter's tools in the Taoist temple are all available, and there is also wood left over from the previous repairs to the Taoist temple.

Rebuilding a table leg is not a problem at all.

Jiang Yun finished repairing the big bed in less than half an hour.

He then ended today's live broadcast and went to the backyard to chat with his uncle.

Next to the master uncle lay Kurosawa Misan, making tea leisurely while looking at Jiang Yun with interest.

He asked: "Boy, your master has left, why don't you go see him off?"

Jiang Yun smiled awkwardly, scratched his head and said, "Uncle, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

"Stop pretending. If you don't come back, the Taoist temple will be peaceful. Not to mention people, not even a ghost."

"As soon as you came back, there were three tourists. Apart from your master and the Russian master's wife, who was the remaining one?" Uncle Zhang asked with interest.

Kurosawa-san, who was lying next to him, also pricked up his ears.

The sense of oppression given to him by Taoist Master Gu was not at all inferior to that of Taoist Chisong, so he was quite curious about Taoist Master Gu.

Jiang Yun chuckled and said, "I know that I can't hide anything from my uncle. Those two are indeed my master and my wife."

"There is only one left. This is my master's best friend and brother."

"Oh, with your master's shameless character, I never thought he could make friends like this. Boy, please tell me the details." Master Zhang immediately became interested.

He easily pulled the plate of melon seeds and peanuts on the table, peeled a few, and threw two to Kurosawa-san.

Kurosawa-chan was so moved that her tail swung behind her like a propeller.

Jiang Yun then revealed his guess about Daozhang Gu's identity and the previous intersection.

"You are so lucky, kid. Your master has to come back all the way just for you."

"Tell me, what are your plans next."

"Of course I will stay in the Taoist temple and spend some time with my uncle."

"speak English!"

"My master told me that I should sharpen my mind and travel around the world, but I don't know where exactly I will go."

"But his six-yao divination said that my chance is in the south." Jiang Yun said, touching his nose.

He just finished speaking.

Uncle Master then said categorically: "Boy, if you go to the north, you must go to the north."

"Your master's hexagrams must be viewed in reverse."

"You are still young and stay with me all the time in the Taoist temple. How can you broaden your horizons? You should travel around the world at a young age."

"As long as you don't follow your master's example, show mercy everywhere and incur a lot of romantic debts."

"Today's young people are all about daring to love and dare to hate. It's not like our time. If you cause a romantic debt, they will come to destroy the Taoist temple. I can't stop them." Uncle Zhang warned.

Jiang Yun had a dark look on his face and complained: "Uncle Master, do you think I am that kind of person?"

"It doesn't seem like it, but I can't stand it. You kid has that kind of capital. Boy, I can see the Taoist temple while my body is still strong."

"You should travel around the world, so go out. After I pass away and ascend, you won't have this chance."

"By the way, before you leave, please spend more time with Hou Er and Xiao Hei. Those two little guys are going crazy missing you." Uncle Zhang waved his hand, pointed at the two little guys squatting next to him, and said

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Jiang Yun looked at his uncle and felt a sore nose: "Uncle, whatever you say, you will definitely live a long life."

"With you here, I can rest assured that even if Black and White comes, I can beat them away!"

Uncle Zhang shook his head, sipped the tea slowly, and said: "Idiot, what nonsense are you talking about? Even if you become an immortal, you will eventually die."

"You can save it for a while, but you can't save it forever. When you should let go, you must learn to let go."

"You look like this. What will the Taoist temple do after I ascend?"

Jiang Yun was stunned for a moment, then he looked trustingly at Hou Er beside him.

Hou Er was also stunned for a moment. He looked at his master and felt extremely guilty for a moment.

"Ho ho, ho ho ho???"

"Boy, what is your apprentice talking about?"

"He said, Master, do you really want to hand over the Taoist temple to me?"

"Ah?" Uncle Zhang was stunned for a moment and didn't react for a moment.

"Uncle Master, I don't think the problem is big. As the saying goes, the old man is bitten by the old man and the young man is bitten by the young man. Hou Er is not young anymore, so he is suitable for entrusting him with important responsibilities!"

Uncle Zhang held his forehead and smiled bitterly, he was still naive after all.

A master and a disciple cannot have two personalities in a Taoist temple. The master and the disciple are really becoming more and more similar now!

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