Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

In the box of the Mid-Autumn Festival gift package, twelve mooncakes were neatly placed, with two big characters written on them - Wu Ren.

Jiang Yun looked at the five-nut mooncakes, sighed, and then felt relieved.

Is this Mid-Autumn Festival without Wuren mooncakes still a Mid-Autumn Festival?

Fortunately, in addition to the mooncakes, there is also a row of Wei Xiao Huan Dan placed under the box. After taking it, you can increase your internal strength for three months. There are ten bottles in total.

In this way, this Mid-Autumn Festival gift package can be regarded as a small surprise.

After Jiang Yun took the Weiwei Huan Dan, he looked inside and found his Dantian. He found that his internal energy had increased again, and he felt immediately relieved.

Internal strength is a universal elixir. It can be used to ward off enemies when advanced, and healed when retreated. Naturally, the bigger the better.

At dinner time.

Two uninvited guests came to the Taoist temple with heavy gifts in their hands.

When they arrived at the entrance of the Taoist temple, they immediately saw Xiao Hei dozing off at the gate.

The fat snake with a black tip that is more than two meters long has a very strong sense of oppression.

The two looked at each other and lingered outside the Taoist temple for a long time, not daring to knock on the door.

They hesitated for half an hour.

Finally, they came to the Taoist temple to have dinner with their hands behind their backs. Hou Er, who had evening classes, helped them out.

"Ho ho ho~"

"Hisssssss~~ssssss~!"

The editor-in-chief of the Tiger Fish Live Outdoor Channel, Transparent, watched helplessly as Hou Er grabbed Xiao Hei's tail and threw the snake onto the eaves. He was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

"Boss, this golden monkey beats the black snake violently, is this scientific?"

"Don't you know who Director Jiang is?"

Editor-in-chief Wutong adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and said quite calmly: "In this place, Tianyuan Taoist Temple, you don't want to talk to me about science."

He came to Monkey Er, cupped his fists and raised his hands, and asked: "Friend Monkey, you are polite. I have business with your master. Could you please show me the way?"

"Ho ho ho~"

Hou Er nodded excitedly.

It cupped its fists and bowed its hands in return, then rushed into Tianyuan Taoist Temple without looking back.

Wutong looked shocked: "Transparent, that golden monkey actually understood what I said!"

"Boss, you just said that there is no need to talk about science in Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

"We'd better leave quickly. The black snake is looking for a way to crawl down. It will crawl down later, but there is no one to protect us."

Transparent took the gift and chased Hou Er's footsteps into Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Wutong also reacted, and he also spread his legs and chased inside.

Xiao Hei, who had just climbed down, was confused. He even felt a little aggrieved. I just wanted to take a nap, but why was he thrown to the eaves by the monkey?

Can this world still be in a good place? Why do you bully honest snakes all day long?

Taoist temple backyard.

Jiang Yun was wearing an apron and cooking. When he heard the noise, he raised his head and looked out the window. Hou Er led two men in.

If I read it correctly, those two people should be my editor-in-chief and editor-in-chief of the Huyu platform.

Whether I can get a recommendation spot on Huyu Live Broadcast in the future and grow into a big anchor, the help of these two people should be very important.

Jiang Yun saw the two nobles. He didn't know how to say hello for a moment, so he scratched his head and asked, "Here you are, have you eaten? Why don't you eat some here?"

Wutong and Transparent looked at each other, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

He is the only big anchor on his channel. He seems to be quite easy to talk to. He is worthy of being a monk. He has a very easy-going temperament and he seems to be a good person at first glance.

"Director Jiang, we took the liberty of visiting you today. In addition to signing a contract with you on behalf of Huyu Platform, we also brought you mooncakes and Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs distributed by the platform."

"The road in the mountains is difficult, and neither of us has eaten anything serious all day. If it's not troublesome, you can bring us both a meal." Wutong said sheepishly.

Jiang Yun nodded and said: "It's easy to handle. Two more pairs of chopsticks. You two can bring in the Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs."

"Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei, you three, don't be in a daze and quickly greet the distinguished guests to go around the Taoist temple. Let's eat hairy crabs tonight!"

Wutong and Transparent followed Hou Er with frightened expressions, and Xiao Hei followed them with an innocent expression.

It still hasn't figured out what it did wrong. Why are Xiaobai and the golden monkey so popular? Is it possible that humans also engage in racial discrimination?

When Jiang Yun was handling crabs, he was a little bored, so he turned on the live broadcast and prepared to chat with water friends.

"The Taoist Master is so rich that he steams more than a dozen hairy crabs at one time. Are you planning to eat them when you're full?"

"Hey, I suddenly want to eat hairy crabs at the Taoist temple."

"Hairy crabs are so expensive during the Mid-Autumn Festival that I really can't bear to buy them."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room. He covered his forehead and explained, dumbfounded: "Two distinguished guests came to the Taoist temple tonight, carrying two boxes of crabs, saying they were Mid-Autumn Festival gifts from Huyu Platform."

"Otherwise, how could a poor Taoist priest be willing to buy these things? If he can't eat anything to satisfy his hunger, would we have to spend so much money?"

“I just don’t know if this crab is authentic or not. Is it the hairy crab from Yangcheng Lake?”

Friends in Suzhou in the live broadcast room were immediately happy.

"The ones I have at home are authentic Xinghua Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs. If the Taoist priest wants to eat them, I can mail you some [dog head to save life]."

“Can I buy authentic Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs in Gucheng Lake?”

“I only eat Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs from Luoma Lake, other places are not authentic at all.”

"Friends in Suzhou, please stop playing tricks and mislead friends from other places. All crabs in Suzhou are called Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs."

"Crab: I follow the organization's arrangements. I can do it anywhere. Anyway, I will be the one who gets the blame."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and was confused. How could Bulk Suzhou be so united on the matter of crabs?

But I really learned a lot. It turns out that crabs in Northern Jiangsu are called Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs, not specifically Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs.

There is nothing wrong with the crabs served by Tiger Fish Platform. They are big, thick, yellow, and delicious. All the members of Tianyuan Taoist Temple got two of them.

After dinner.

Wutong opened his mouth and said, "Taoist Master, we didn't want to disturb you, but it's really late today. You still have to broadcast live tonight. How about we sign the contract tomorrow?"

"That's fine. It's getting late and the mountain road is difficult to travel. You two can stay at the Taoist temple today." Jiang Yun nodded in agreement.

After he packed up a private room for the two of them, he took the three cuties from Tianyuan Taoist Temple and went to the Sanqing Hall to recite evening lessons.

Wutong and Transparent were wandering around the Taoist temple, and they accidentally discovered the half stone pillar in front of the Taoist temple.

Transparent touched and knocked on the stone pillar, and after studying for a long time, he finally confirmed that it was granite.

"Boss, damn it, Director Jiang actually tried to be real with us during the live broadcast. He actually split the granite pillar with one sword."

"Hey, I originally wanted to persuade the Taoist priest not to accept those people's challenge to kick out the club tomorrow. The company's legal department will send a lawyer's letter to those people on his behalf to warn him."

"Now it seems that I have overthought it. If Director Jiang draws his sword tomorrow, who can withstand it?" Wutong also said in shock.

While the two were chatting in a low voice, a sound of tapping a wooden fish came from the Taoist temple.

Boom!

Jiang Yun's low chanting sound came. Although the sound was not loud, it was extremely penetrating.

Wutong and Transparent were refreshed, and they were instantly immersed in it. Their minds were completely empty, and their whole bodies felt extremely comfortable.

After the evening class ended and the chanting stopped, they came back to their senses.

"Damn it, boss, Director Jiang's chanting sounds are so magical. After listening to them, I feel no pain in my body and no longer tired."

"Yeah, me too. It seems that our Huyu platform is really lucky and has signed a really good person."

(End of chapter)