Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

The evening class at Tianyuan Taoist Temple is over.

Jiang Yun took out the three-body smart projector and installed it in the backyard of the Taoist temple. The image it projected happened to shine on the white wall of the Taoist temple.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the projector and were very puzzled.

"Taoist Master, if you don't do live broadcasts at night, why are you playing with the projector?"

"Is it possible that the Taoist priest wants to show the length of the video and take us to watch a movie?"

"Don't tell me, the movie-going atmosphere in Taoist Temple is indeed the same as when my parents took me to watch a group movie when I was a child."

"Actually, it's good to watch a movie. I haven't watched a movie in a long time. I'll set up a stall in the live broadcast room. Please don't kick me, the house manager."

"Peanut and melon seed mineral water, beer and drinks, eight-treasure porridge, water friends in the live broadcast room, please give me your feet. Does anyone want to eat?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of friends in the live broadcast room, and he said: "Henan Satellite TV is seriously ill this year, and the condition is very serious, so we will watch Henan TV tonight."

"If you ask Pindao what kind of disease it is, Pindao can only tell you that it's a cultural disease. The Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they filmed this year was really amazing."

The Henan water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt less sleepy.

"Taoist Master, if you say that, then we have something to talk about."

"Anchor, please hurry up next time. My 40-meter-long sword almost killed the anchor."

"Suddenly I feel like I am drawing my sword and looking around at a loss. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, everyone."

"When the Taoist priest withdrew from the literary world, I didn't agree [dog head saves life]"

"If you're going to kill the anchor, send me your home address and I'm going to have dinner at your house."

Jiang Yun moved out a small table and placed peanuts and melon seeds and five-nut mooncakes from the system. The festive atmosphere immediately came out.

He was sitting on the recliner, and the three little guys from Tianyuan Taoist Temple were lying on their futons, each of them looking very well-behaved.

Because I have a phobia of choice, I just played the ten programs produced by Henan Satellite TV one by one.

Every frame of every program is absolutely unique, with perfect quality, which makes people endlessly satisfied with watching it.

"Autumn Moon Ji" fireworks, trees and silver flowers flying all over the sky, iron flowers rising into the sky, one after another! The most amazing!

"The Crane Returns" The fireworks in the world, the crane flying in the clouds, carrying poetry, soaring into the sky! The most graceful!

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"Guanghan Palace" Night falls, the bright moon rises into the sky, the moonlight fills the ground, and people are thinking about their emotions.

Friends from Henan Province in the live broadcast room watched the Mid-Autumn Festival Night produced by their own satellite TV, and they were instantly stunned.

"The last Dragon Boat Festival Wonderful Tour shocked me for half a month. I didn't expect that this time my TV station would come up with another killer show."

"The programs produced by Henan Satellite TV really appealed to my taste, except that they were a bit short."

"Being beaten on the toilet seat is what we call putting on a show with heart!"

"I decide whether Henan Satellite TV wants to donate money. We can donate it to Shandong Satellite TV [Dog Head Saves Life]"

"Friend Bao, Shandong Satellite TV is a national war preparation channel, so we don't want to donate!"

Jiang Yun, like all water friends, also brags while watching. He has no airs of being a so-called expert.

After watching the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala on Henan Satellite TV, he found the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala on Shaanxi Satellite TV.

It has to be said that this year Shaanxi Satellite TV was also infected by Henan Satellite TV's cultural obsession. The quality of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they produced was also unspeakable.

Especially the live shooting of "In Chang'an" is completely different from that of Henan Satellite TV.

The Shaanxi friends in Jiangyun’s live broadcast room were also stunned.

"Henan Satellite TV has done a lot of credit. Now Shaanxi is also following suit in promoting Chinese culture. It's great. The history and culture feel are great."

"Woo woo woo, we in Xi'an have finally made a move this year."

"The motherland is prosperous and strong, Xi'an is a beautiful country, and its mountains and rivers are magnificent."

"[Crying loudly], when will our local stations be able to show our characteristics like Henan and Shaanxi?"

Jiang Yun was immersed in the Mid-Autumn Festival party. He took out a five-nut mooncake and handed it to the three little guys.

Xiaobai and Xiaohei didn't mind it, they opened their mouths and ate it. Monkey 2 looked at the two words on the five-nut mooncake and ran away.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little confused. Monkey 2 has always been polite. What happened now? Was he stung by a scorpion?

Jiang Yun was speechless as he explained.

In the past few years, during the Mid-Autumn Festival at Tianyuan Taoist Temple, his master, Taoist Master Chisong, would hand-make five-nut mooncakes.

Because the conditions of the Taoist temple are simple and Taoist priest Chisong is not good at cooking, the five-nut mooncakes he makes every time can be broken into pieces.

Monkey Two used to like to grind his teeth with five-nut moon cakes, but one time he bit it too hard and lost a tooth.

Since then, it has stayed away from five-nut mooncakes.

Friends in the live broadcast room immediately empathized and complained.

"I don't dare to eat five-nut mooncakes anymore. My tooth broke out last time I ate them and it cost me more than 2,000 yuan."

"To tell you a joke, the five-nut mooncakes distributed in our school are dangerous goods and need to be registered with the Public Security Bureau before eating."

"I eat peanuts, I eat sesame seeds, I eat walnuts, I eat almonds, I eat melon seeds, but I definitely won't eat these five things combined."

"Five-nut mooncakes: are you polite?"

Jiang Yun took a bite of the five-nut mooncake distributed by the system and nodded with satisfaction.

Sure enough, the system produces high-quality products. Even a five-nut mooncake is delicious.

He broke off a piece and forced it into Monkey 2's mouth. Monkey 2's eyes lit up, and he finally picked up his piece of moon cake and started to chew it.

"Dear water friends, Pindao is going to refute the rumors about the five-nut mooncake today. If this mooncake pays attention to the ingredients and is well made, the taste will not be bad."

"You think mooncakes are not delicious, that's because in the past, roses and green plums were used to make the green and red colors in five-nut mooncakes. Now, in order to save costs, merchants use dried radish."

"Actually, the authentic five kernels taste very classic and not as bad as you said."

No matter how Jiang Yun explained it, the water friends in his live broadcast room didn't buy it at all.

"Don't explain, Taoist priest, now during the Mid-Autumn Festival, I only recognize bean paste mooncakes."

“Freshly baked meat mooncakes beat them all!”

"Suzhou-style mooncakes are of course good, and I can also accept Cantonese-style five-nut mooncakes."

"Not everyone has heard of the reputation of lobster mooncakes. I ate them and vomited them."

After the members of Tianyuan Taoist Temple finished eating the mooncakes and drinking tea, they all looked up to the sky.

The moon on August 15th is big and round. There is no light pollution in the mountains, and the moonlight is really beautiful.

Jiang Yun watched two satellite TV Mid-Autumn Festival parties. He stretched, turned off the projector, and took out the fireworks he had just smoked in the afternoon.

The water friends in the live broadcast room became excited.

"Can fireworks be set off in Taoist temples?"

"To protect the environment, fireworks are prohibited in the city. I haven't seen any fireworks in a long time."

"Without fireworks, the Mid-Autumn Festival night is really boring."

"The Taoist priest is really stingy. He only bought a handful of fireworks. We will definitely not get enough of them."

Jiang Yun moved the Immortal Flying to the Moon fireworks customized based on himself as a template in front of the Taoist temple. After lighting the fireworks, he quickly retreated into the Taoist temple with the three little guys from Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

When the gate is closed, you can see the fireworks well from the front yard.

Whoosh~~pop!

A large cloud of fireworks shot straight into the sky, and after exploding in the sky, a pattern of Jiang Yun stepping on an eight-treasure sword and flying to the moon appeared in the night sky.

The fireworks were so lifelike that everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned.

"Taoist Priest, you still dare to say that you don't know how to wield a sword!"

"Ah, I feel comfortable. Thank you, Taoist Priest, for allowing me to have a perfect Mid-Autumn Festival!"

"If the Taoist Master really flies to the moon, I feel that Chang'e will not be able to control it!"

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? ?This year’s Mid-Autumn Festival, I feel like I have a hard conscience if I don’t praise Henan Satellite TV and Shaanxi Satellite TV.

? I hope the two satellite TV stations will continue their efforts and give us another surprise during the Double Ninth Festival.

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(End of chapter)