Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Mr. Zhang Zhishun frowned. He couldn't help complaining: "Little layman, according to your living conditions as a cultivator, I estimate that you will die suddenly before you are old, so you don't have to worry about your body collapsing."

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The mentality of the post-90s and post-00s generation in the live broadcast room immediately collapsed.

"The late-night party passed by, and I felt a chill in my heart. Will staying up late really lead to sudden death?"

"Are there any brothers like me who stay up late playing games and improve their scores while drinking tea and wolfberry to maintain their health?"

"Nonsense, there must be some, be confident, I am [tears]."

"The little fairy said: We are the same, staying up late watching dramas and applying expensive facial masks at the same time. I really don’t know what we are doing."

[It is not good to eat breakfast on an empty stomach] As a reward, you will receive a treasure map with a message: Old Taoist Master, do you have any good recipes that can make up for the depletion of our bodies after staying up all night?"

"I am a contemporary with the head of a leopard. I want a healthy body and stay up late. Please tell me."

Master Zhang Zhishun took a long breath, raised his eyebrows, and touched his gray beard with his hand habitually, saying: "Young man, you must be content. How can you take advantage of all the good things in the world?"

"I definitely don't have a prescription for you to stay up late for entertainment after taking some medicine and you will be in good health, but I can give you a suggestion: Stay up late less, curse less, and sleep more."

"This is better for your mobile phones. It will also make the furnace easier for cremation in the future. Do you understand?"

The late-nighters in the live broadcast room nodded.

"Old Taoist Master, stop scolding, stop scolding, we understand."

"Today you don't take care of your health, and tomorrow you take care of your doctor. Poverty forces me to give up staying up late and uninstall the king."

"Suddenly I feel like a chrysanthemum in autumn. I want to stop staying up late and start from today."

Jiang Yun really didn't expect that although Mr. Zhang is old, his heart is not old.

He actually started talking dirty to a group of young people. Apparently, he surfed the Internet a lot.

"To all the lay people in the live broadcast room, Mr. Zhang never jokes with you, so in the future, everyone should stay up less late. After I end the broadcast at ten o'clock in the evening, everyone should put down their mobile phones and go to bed early."

"Okay, okay, the topic of staying up late is over. If you have anything else you want to ask, please ask quickly. As per the old rules, I will take a screenshot and answer the question after thirty seconds."

Because Jiang Yun's popularity is breaking through, the number of people online at the same time in his live broadcast room exceeded 100,000 for the first time.

There are water friends ranging from teenagers to eighty and ninety years old, and problems of various age groups have appeared in the live broadcast room's barrage area.

"Taoist priest, my boss asked me to stay and work overtime during the National Day. I feel so miserable, but three times the salary is really nice."

"Anchor, I just got married, how should I handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law."

"Taoist Priest, I sent Squid Game sugar cakes to Tianyuan Taoist Temple. After the express arrives, can you challenge it live [bad smile]?"

"Taoist Priest, I am a boy from a normal university. I want to take the elevator, but I am afraid of being bullied online. What should I do?"

The live broadcast room was flooded with hundreds of questions in an instant, and Jiang Yun clicked to pause.

"Taoist Master, I'm very curious as to why Taoist priests use wooden fish during morning and evening classes. Isn't the wooden fish a magical weapon used by monks?"

Um?

Jiang Yun had a confused expression on his face.

He got up and went to Sanqing Hall and took out the wooden fish that he had to knock during morning and evening classes at Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

He knocked twice casually and asked curiously: "Layers in the live broadcast room, who told you that the wooden fish is a ritual tool used in Buddhism?"

"Well, no one said it, but it's often done like that in TV dramas."

"In my memory, Taoist priests should hold fuchen and carry long swords, while monks should knock wooden fish and carry Zen staffs. Isn't this right?"

"Looking at the Taoist Master's attitude and tone, could it be that the wooden fish is a magical weapon of our Taoism?"

Jiang Yun explained with a serious look: "Fellow laymen, Pindao would like to educate everyone. Taoism invented the wooden fish as a magical weapon as early as the Qin and Han Dynasties."

"When Buddhism was introduced to China, it used Taoism for reference and localized it. Now the Buddhist teachings, wooden fish and other things are actually Taoist things."

"Because Buddhism has entered the world and Taoism emphasizes being out of the world, coupled with the stereotypes in various movies and TV dramas, so now, Taoism's use of wooden fish seems to be plagiarizing Buddhism. There is really no reason to explain it."

The old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun was very calm next to him. He interrupted: "Layers, there is no need to feel angry, because the Buddha is the Tao."

Some of the top water friends in the live broadcast room were instantly enlightened.

"Nima, when I was about to say that those movies and TV shows hurt me, the old Taoist said something and successfully made me laugh."

"The old Taoist master's ideological realm is indeed high. Yes, Buddha is the Tao."

"After thousands of years of development, the three schools of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism have now become like me among you, and you among me. Therefore, it is indeed correct to say that Buddhism is originally the Tao."

Jiang Yun stood up and stretched. He originally wanted to stop broadcasting now and go to bed early, but the water friends in the live broadcast room refused.

"Taoist priest, don't go [Erkang's nostrils with pictures]!"

"Anchor, please, let's chat for a while."

Jiang Yun hesitated for a moment, then sat back and emphasized: "Lao Zhang just said not to stay up late, why did you start forcing Pindao to stay up late again?"

"Last question, after we finish chatting, I will go off the air. Let's go to bed early after washing up."

Hundreds of questions were refreshed in the barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room. Tianyuan Taoist Temple experienced network fluctuations and the live broadcast room was stuck.

Jiang Yun noticed something was wrong, so he immediately took a screenshot and took a closer look.

"Taoist Master, I am now an intern after graduation. My salary is very small and I have to work a lot every day. I feel like I am going to be depressed. Please comfort me."

The NetEase Cloud Syndrome of many water friends in the live broadcast room was directly aroused.

"Well, I just got divorced and left home. My wife and brother ran away. The child is not mine yet. Taoist priest, can you comfort me?"

"[Crying loudly], I am both a graduate and working dog, with a salary of 4,500, and my girlfriend is urging me to buy a house. My life is so ruined."

"Anchor, my investment just failed and I owe hundreds of thousands. I stay at home and watch your live broadcast every day. I feel like my life is going to be ruined."

"While I was eating instant noodles, I noticed that the soup was a bit salty. Oh, it turned out that I was crying. Alas, life is so difficult!"

The live broadcast room instantly turned into a gathering place for depression, and the barrage suddenly became depressing.

In today's society, almost everyone is working overload, so a considerable number of people suffer from depression problems in varying degrees.

Whenever an outlet appears, many people will take the opportunity to release their depressed emotions, which has resulted in per capita depression in society.

"Fellow laymen, my favorite saying is that Heaven moves vigorously, and a gentleman strives to constantly strive for self-improvement."

"Life is not that difficult. There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. All difficulties will be overcome if you grit your teeth."

"I am 87 years old this year. When I was a child, I followed my mother into the mountains to escape the devils and bandits, and almost starved to death in the mountains. How can it be as difficult for you now as it is for us at that time!" Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun sighed.

(End of chapter)