Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Bang!

Jiang Yun slapped the table, stood up, and asked: "Fellow laymen, do you know what the next sentence is about living like an ant?"

He said in a high-pitched tone: "You are born like an ant, but you should have the ambition of a swan. Your life is as thin as paper, but you have an unyielding heart.

How can a man who is born in heaven and earth live in a state of depression for a long time?

You should treat your dreams as horses and live up to your time. The world is uncertain, and you and I are both dark horses."

"Those who practice Taoism are cultivating their hearts. With their hearts enlightened, they will naturally move forward without hesitation. Being obsessed with the present and standing still will only make your life miserable every day."

The fans in the live broadcast room did not buy these impassioned words at all.

"You should be self-aware when you are born like an ant; your life is as thin as paper, so you should cherish it even more. A man is born between heaven and earth, but he has no choice but to be subordinate to others. The world is not yet determined, and you and I are both cows and horses!"

"Lu Bu said: A man is born between heaven and earth. I am familiar with this sentence."

"Forty years have passed, and half of my life has been cold. I have worked hard, and my mind is full of excitement. I fantasized about red clothes and white horses, and I was full of anger. In the end, the firewood dampened my spirit and was stained by the wind and frost.

After ten years of running around in the world, the wanderer is tired. I know my friend at midnight, and the scholar laughs at the yellow beam in his dream. I don’t dare to get drunk! I am afraid that I will be worried about a foreign country, and no one will return to the place where I sleep."

"Life is like an ant, and you should have the understanding of an ant. Life is as thin as paper, so you should act according to your ability. How can a real man live in the world without a house, a car, and no savings? The world is not settled, and you and I are just cattle and horses. If the world is settled,

I'm afraid it's not as good as an ox or a horse!"

"You have great aspirations, but you live like an ant. You have an unyielding heart, but your life is as thin as paper [alas]!"

"As a Harbin native, I say: The world is still uncertain. It would be fine if you and I both had the green code. I don't want to be a dark horse [observation in the dark]."

"I can only say that this bowl of chicken soup made by Taoist Master is really delicious!"

Jiang Yun suddenly discovered that although the water friends in his live broadcast room were a little sad, they seemed to be quite talented. There was no ink in their stomachs, so they really couldn't express such sighs.

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang...

A burst of crisp applause came, and Chen Shilei, wearing an apron around his waist, walked out of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. His face was full of enlightenment, and he said excitedly: "Uncle, I have realized it!"

"My apprentice is a lustful person, so he lives in a haze every day. When I go back, I will tell him this."

The water friends in the live broadcast room who were still immersed in NetEase Cloud just now broke through their defenses in an instant.

"Daochang Chen's words are so familiar. Isn't that a famous saying from Sister Zhou?"

"I dare to ask Daozhang Chen, are you just trying to make something out of nothing?"

"May I ask if Daochang Chen's apprentice is named Cao?"

"No, Taoist Master will stop broadcasting later. I want to watch Sister Zhou's live broadcast."

"Brother, calm down. If you look at Sister Zhou a hundred times, she may not be yours, but if you look at the knowledge a hundred times, the knowledge will be yours. We must learn knowledge and build the country!"

Jiang Yun yawned and said to the drone's camera: "Friends in the water, the situation has been decided. Let's turn it around. We will be poor and strong, and we will not fall into the abyss of Qingyun."

"If you give up on yourself, no one can save you, including Pindao."

"It's getting late. Let's go to bed early. See you tomorrow."

Jiang Yun ended the live broadcast amidst the farewell messages from fellow water friends who had come to their senses.

The three of them packed up the things for the live broadcast. Chen Shilei said excitedly: "Mr. Zhang, Junior Uncle, and I have packed up the Taoist temple."

"Then have you understood the true meaning of Taoism and practice?" asked the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun.

"No."

"Well, you have a good talent, and you are a late bloomer. Then you can continue with the housework tomorrow, and I will go to bed first."

"ah?"

Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun smiled and went to the left wing of the Taoist temple's front yard, closed the door and went to sleep.

After Jiang Yun gave Chen Shilei an encouraging look, he also hugged Xiaobai and went to the right wing of the backyard.

I have to say that when it comes to routines, Mr. Zhang is the best at it. Master Nephew Chen is really an honest kid!

Jiang Yun was lying on the bed. He touched Xiaobai who was sleeping soundly on the pillow, closed his eyes and took a look at his reputation value.

1.27 million!

Darling, when the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty was here, there was an incident of kicking out the hall, and the reputation value actually exceeded one million. Is there such a good thing in the world?

Jiang Yun was very grateful and sent a good person card to An Zaixing and others. These days, people like them who are willing to sacrifice themselves for others are really rare.

The system conducts an advanced lottery.

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained two pieces of Shouyang Orichalcum."

Shouyang Mountain Copper Essence: A low-level copper essence produced by Shouyang Mountain, but it has some spirituality and can be used together with iron ore to create high-quality long swords.

The system conducts two intermediate draws.

"Congratulations to the host, you have received a 200,000 mAh power bank."

200,000 mAh power bank: This miniaturized portable power bank is made using quantum technology. It can be called an outdoor mobile power supply and is the perfect tool for travelers going into the mountains.

As long as I bring this power bank, my mother no longer has to worry about my phone running out of battery.

"Congratulations to the host, you have received a copy of "Teacher Xiaoliang's Popular Biological Identification Notes"."

Popular Biological Identification Notes: The strongest identification handwriting on various strange and bizarre animals and plants in contemporary times, which is full of various legends about water monkeys.

It's the Tibetan Fox...no...it's teacher Xiaoliang's decades of experience. After the host learns it, he can identify all kinds of weird things for the audience during the live broadcast, which greatly enhances the fun of the live broadcast.

Jiang Yun looked at the two large pieces of copper essence in his hand and fell into silence.

If I remember correctly, Shouyang Mountain should be the dojo of Taishang Laojun, the founder of the Three Qing dynasties. According to legend, there is indeed a copper mine there.

System, why are you giving me this thing? Do you want me to be a blacksmith and make myself a long sword?

And that power bank, which is about the same size as a mobile phone, are you sure it can store 200,000 mAh of electricity at a time?

Well, maybe it should work.

After all, quantum mechanics is undecided when something happens. Since the system says that this is something created by quantum mechanics, there is definitely no need to run away.

Jiang Yun closed his eyes and after studying Teacher Xiaoliang's popular biological identification notes, countless strange and bizarre knowledge poured into his mind.

His head was buzzing, and he kept repeating one sentence: Identify popular biological videos on the Internet.

He touched Xiaobai on the pillow and couldn't help but introduce it: "Identify the popular biological video on the Internet. Xiaobai, also known as Arctic fox, as the name suggests, its origin is in the Arctic."

"In the past few years, domestic breeding farms introduced a large number of them. Later, because of their cute appearance, many people kept them as pets."

"This Arctic fox was probably abandoned in Wudang Mountain. It has now joined Tianyuan Taoist Temple and is currently the Taoist temple's senior sister and part-time mascot."

Jiang Yun covered his mouth and couldn't believe it. Teacher Xiaoliang's appraisal notes were so magical. I'm afraid only the tomb robbing notes could compete with them.

Xiaobai heard someone muttering, raised her head and took a look. After snorting, she fell back to sleep. It seemed that she was really exhausted today.

Jiang Yun smiled, turned off the light, hugged Xiaobai, closed his eyes and started to sleep.

The next morning.

Chen Shilei, who got up early, had already prepared breakfast for everyone.

After everyone had breakfast and finished their morning classes.

Chen Shilei put away the bowls and chopsticks while Taoist Master Zhang Zhishun was checking Guo Ming's body.

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and was about to take the long sword and drone around to exercise.

As soon as he opened the door of the Taoist temple, he found a strange fat man and a strange thin man standing at the door of the Taoist temple, carrying a large box of things in their hands.

"Lao Hu, I just said that the Taoist priest must be at the Taoist temple!"

PS:Next chapter

Stop talking, I'm applying for World Heritage status

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