Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Damn, it’s really scary. Mr. Zhang actually knows this South China tiger!

Jiang Yun loosened the collar of the South China Tiger's neck with some hesitation. As soon as he turned over and got off the tiger, the South China Tiger immediately rushed to the side of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun after being greatly wronged.

One person and one tiger hugged each other and cried. The scene was really touching.

"Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger, you said you had nothing to do and why did you mess with that little bastard?"

"Ho~~"

"Brother Tiger, don't worry, as long as I'm here, that kid will never dare to touch you."

"Ho~~"

Jiang Yun saw that the South China Tiger had been aggrieved and complained about himself to Taoist Zhang Zhishun. He said weakly: "Mr. Zhang, you don't want to recognize this thing!"

"You mean it?" Taoist Master Zhang rubbed the head of the South China tiger and explained with a smile: "This guy and I are old friends."

"Seven or eight years ago, when it was just an adult, it met me while hunting in the mountains. We had a fight. You can see the gap on its left ear, which is what I did."

"After it took it, I treated its injuries. From that day on, we have never known each other."

"Later on, every time I go into the mountains, this guy will most likely come over to me to play for a day and ask me to check on his health."

Jiang Yun fell into silence when he saw that the South China Tiger kept rubbing its head on the hand of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun.

Old guy, it turns out that Taoist Master Zhang is the real tiger-fighting hero, and he even beat the tiger into submission.

Alas, can there be anything normal about monks these days?

"Ho~~"

"It was just a misunderstanding between you and that boy. It's better to make enemies than to end them. Let's forget about it."

"Ho~~"

"That boy's fighting ability is not inferior to mine. Do you really want to have a head-on fight with him?"

"Ho~~"

…

Jiang Yun looked at a man and a tiger squatting together, chatting indifferently, and a big question mark slowly appeared above his head.

The South China Tiger has been explaining that he doesn't mind what happened just now. Mr. Zhang, why do you always want us to fight?

I forgot, although Taoist Master Zhang is a pervert-level expert, he is not as good as an inch. He has never learned the "Animal Control Technique" and cannot communicate with animals.

I still have to do the translation work!

Jiang Yun came over, touched the head of the South China Tiger, and explained: "Ahem, Mr. Zhang, you may not believe it, but I can understand the general meaning of the South China Tiger."

"He has been telling you that he brought his wife and children here this time, and he did not want to fight with me. It was a real misunderstanding between the two of us."

It was okay if he didn't touch it, but when he touched the South China tiger's tail, the hair immediately exploded.

After all, he had just been grabbed by the back of his neck and beaten, and his head was still buzzing and hurting.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at the South China Tiger who was nodding. He frowned and complained: "You are such a perverted monster."

"What did your master teach you, and why can you communicate with animals?"

"Mr. Zhang, I have read a book on animal control, so I have some experience in communicating with animals. This kind of thing is normal!" Jiang Yun smiled and told the truth.

Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun didn't say much. After all, he was the only true disciple of Master Chisong. No matter what he did, it was within reason.

He touched the South China tiger's head and asked, "Where are your wife and children?"

"Ho~~"

Huzi roared lowly, and then turned his head sharply. Huzi was stunned.

Where have my wife and children gone? They obviously came with them!

The two of them and the tiger looked around, and finally, by the light of a flashlight, they discovered a slightly smaller tigress and a cub about the same size as Xiaobai in the grass.

Right now, mother and son are hiding in the dark, shivering.

Jiang Yun's tiger hunting behavior just now really caused serious damage to their hearts.

"Ho~~"

The South China tiger walked into the grass, growled and coaxed, and finally tricked the mother tiger and her cubs out.

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun saw a family of three sitting obediently in a row with a smile on his face. He took it upon himself to check the health of all three tigers.

"The three of you are fine, don't worry."

After hearing this, the South China tiger breathed a sigh of relief and gently rubbed its head against Mr. Zhang's calf.

That night.

Two adult South China tigers were sleeping on their stomachs, with the cubs, Jiang Yun and Zhang Laodao in the middle.

Except for Xiaobai, who had been shivering in his sleeping bag, everyone slept soundly.

The tiger skin windshield with built-in heating function is indeed YYDS.

The next morning.

After Jiang Yun went to the bamboo forest to wash up, he flew the drone that was charged last night and started the live broadcast.

There were not many people in the live broadcast room in the early morning, but there were quite a few, thousands of people.

Most of the water friends yawned in the bathroom and entered the live broadcast room.

"Director Jiang, good morning!"

"I'm sure the Taoist priest didn't sleep well last night. The wind in the mountains was very strong and it was really hurtful."

"I just took off my pants and was sitting on the toilet when Taoist Master started broadcasting [laughing and crying]"

"What a coincidence, brother, I am the same!"

"Gan, I am in the third pit of the No. 1 public toilet on Runtu Avenue, Baicao District, Sanwei City. Are there any brothers nearby in the live broadcast room? Please send me a note."

"I feel like the Taoist priest is in a good mood. Look at Xiaobai walking with great momentum."

"Hey, does the herb collection team have a new member? What is that golden meat ball that Xiaobai is playing with?"

"Damn it, there's a king above my head, the breasts are fierce and the breasts are fierce, it looks like a tiger..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned at the time, especially when they saw two adult South China tigers coming out of the bamboo forest, many of them gasped.

This thing is outrageous. The anchor went into the mountains to collect herbs and picked up a tiger cub, but he even attracted the tiger parent and tiger mother.

"Taoist Priest, run quickly and don't look back. There are two adult tigers behind you!"

"My dear, I really didn't expect that there are three South China tigers in the deep mountains and forests of Wudang Mountain!"

"It's over. The anchor is completely over this time. Should we call the police now or contact the funeral home to collect the body?"

"You don't need to call. I have already called the police. The police uncle said they will definitely arrive within a day."

"One day... forget it, I'll contact the funeral home and ask them to collect the body."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone and smiled, then suddenly turned his head.

The two adult South China tigers coming out of the bamboo forest clearly shrank their necks and took several steps back.

Seeing this scene, the fans in the live broadcast room felt that their heads were buzzing and hurting.

"Um, why do I feel like something is wrong?"

"Those two tigers are cowardly. They seem to be afraid of the Taoist Priest!"

"Damn it, what did our anchor do after going off the air last night? He didn't beat up two South China tigers, right?"

"Are you kidding me upstairs? How can a person with bare hands be a match for two tigers?"

"Well, Director Jiang seems not to be a human being. I think it's reasonable for him to beat up the tiger."

(End of chapter)