Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

Unexpectedly, many water friends in the live broadcast room have already guessed the truth of the matter.

Jiang Yun touched his nose dumbfounded and muttered in his heart: Is the poor man so cruel?

He came to the two South China tigers, touched their heads, and said: "Fellow laymen, since you all recognize them, I will give you a detailed introduction."

"Let me identify the popular creatures on the Internet for you. These three are all tiger subspecies unique to China - the South China tiger!"

"I originally thought these guys were extinct in the wild, but I didn't expect that there was a small group hiding in the Heijinggou Primeval Forest Nature Reserve."

"You can take a look. Compared with Siberian tigers, these guys are smaller in size. They have round heads, short ears, thick and powerful limbs, and long tails. They are a more ferocious tiger."

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw two adult South China tigers lying on the ground obediently, allowing Jiang Yun to touch them around at will. Many people looked a little surprised.

"Taoist Priest, we are simple. Don't fool us. This tiger is more docile than a cat. How can it be so cruel?"

"Hey, the legs of those two South China tigers seem to be shaking. What's going on?"

"The animals are trembling, either because they are extremely angry, or because they are extremely scared. Could it be that last night the Taoist priest..."

"Is there Teacher Luo in the live broadcast room? I would like to ask if it is illegal to beat a South China tiger, a first-level protected animal, in the wild?"

"Teacher Luo said that if you encounter a tiger in the wild, in order to protect yourself, let alone beating it, it is not illegal to roast it over a fire and eat it. Of course, the premise is that you can beat it."

"With Taoist Priest's strength, if he encounters a South China tiger, both sides should change their offensive and defensive positions, right?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of discussions in the live broadcast room and explained: "Fellow laymen, a South China tiger weighs close to 150 kilograms, which is as heavy as two poor Taoists."

"Look at their claws, they are bigger than my face, and look at their teeth. One bite can break a normal person's leg bone."

"How can a poor man beat two of them in the wild? You must believe in science and not deify me!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were speechless.

"Who can translate for me? What does the Taoist priest mean?"

"He's bragging to us that he can beat two South China tigers one against two. No, it's three. There's also a tiger cub."

"Are anchors not considered human beings now, or are we not considered human beings?"

Elder Taoist Zhang Zhishun came out of the bamboo forest after washing.

When he saw Jiang Yun explaining to the drone camera what happened last night, he smiled and said: "Supreme Lord Fusheng, fellow laymen, this South China tiger is a friend of the old Tao!"

"Fellow Daoist Jiang had some misunderstandings with it last night, but the problem was not serious and has been resolved now."

In order to prove his innocence, Jiang Yun touched the back of the South China tiger's collar. As a result, the hair on the South China tiger's tail exploded.

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't get away with the crime of beating a tiger.

The two of them cooked some white porridge for breakfast and paired it with pickles. It tasted pretty good.

After they finished eating, they were about to recite sutras in the morning class when Jiang Yun's cell phone rang. It was police officer Jiang Dajiang.

"Hey, Brother Dajiang, what's going on?"

"Xiao Jiang, the bureau just received an alarm call saying that you found traces of wild South China tigers in the wild. Is it true or false?"

"That's right, it's just that it's not the South China tiger, but the tiger is right next to me."

Officer Jiang Dajiang's heartbeat suddenly slowed down by half a beat. Oh dear, this is the first time that a South China tiger has appeared in the wild in more than 30 years.

If this matter were announced, it would be big news not only domestically but also internationally!

"Director Jiang, the South China tiger is ferocious. Please pay attention to your own safety, and then send me your location. I will bring my comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau to support you."

"Nowadays, the South China tigers raised in captivity in China have serious genetic problems due to inbreeding. The three South China tigers you found may be the only hope to save this group." Officer Jiang Dajiang's voice was trembling with excitement.

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Jiang Yun frowned, turned on the speakerphone, and told Taoist Zhang Zhishun the whole story.

After all, this is Mr. Zhang's friend, and betraying a friend is not what a monk should do.

"I can't make the decision on this matter. You are proficient in animal language, so you can ask the three of them for their opinions." After being silent for a while, Old Taoist Zhang said.

Officer Jiang Dajiang said anxiously on the other end of the phone: "Master Jiang, don't worry, you can have a good chat with the three South China tigers."

"Now the important task of saving the South China tiger population falls on your shoulders."

Jiang Yun is speechless, Xiao Jiang, Jiang Daochang, Jiang Zhenren, and Brother Da Jiang have changed their names today. It’s really a big change!

It seems that the policeman will also say a few kind words when asking for help.

He knelt down, came to the South China tiger, lowered his voice and asked, "Brother, have you ever considered entering the zoo with your whole family?"

"Ho~~"

"What, you don't want to go? You still have half a goat left in the tiger's den. You can't waste food?"

"Ho~~"

Officer Jiang Dajiang was listening to Jiang Yun chatting with the South China tiger on the other end of the phone. He couldn't hold it in any longer and said quickly: "Master Jiang, talk to it carefully. If the whole family enters the zoo, the advantages will definitely outweigh the disadvantages."

"The state has established a formal public service system, with excellent remuneration, food, housing, and top-notch medical security. The living environment is quite comfortable."

"Comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau said that as long as they agree, the state can build an exclusive wildlife sanctuary for them!"

The friend who was taking the civil service exam in the live broadcast room was immediately shattered.

"You can get into the career department without taking any exams or interviews. I'm so envious!"

"There is no need to fight for land, food and housing are taken care of, and there is medical security. Even the marriage problem of the next generation has been solved. Brother Tiger, the opportunity is right in front of you, you must seize it!"

"Humans are not as good as tigers. Life is so stressful. I suddenly want to be reincarnated as a South China tiger."

"Brother upstairs, you have to be strong and calm. Reincarnation as a South China tiger is a super prize. Most people are not lucky. Even if they are reincarnated, 80% of them will be reborn as flies and mosquitoes [laughing and crying]"

"South China Tiger: So what if I'm a career editor? I don't have a salary anyway."

Jiang Yun almost vomited blood on the spot: "Brother Da Jiang, you are going too far. I just want to communicate with animals."

"How do you ask me to explain the treatment issues to the South China Tiger Translation Enterprise? I am just a little Taoist priest, and my abilities are limited!"

After some communication using hands and feet, the two adult South China tigers glanced at the cubs and finally nodded in agreement.

Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief, told Officer Jiang Dajiang the news, and then hung up the phone.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but sigh when they saw two tigers cuddling together and resting on their stomachs.

"It's true that orcs will never be slaves unless they have food, shelter and fun!"

"The South China tiger said in a deep voice: Orcs will never be slaves. It paused for a moment, and then added: More money is required!"

"The Alliance will never bow its head unless there is money on the ground [dog head saves life]"

"South China Tiger: I also wanted to refuse, but they offered too much [laughing and crying]"

"I really want to know whether that tiger cub has a good life or a bad life. Because of his parents' misunderstanding, he lost his freedom, but gained dozens of beauties in the tiger harem."

(End of chapter)