Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are just cultivating immortality

In the open space in front of the bamboo forest, two Taoist priests, one old and one young, were meditating. Behind them lay two South China tigers lazily, while Xiaobai and the tiger cubs were playing not far away.

It's embarrassing. The current tiger cub is not yet a month old, and it is much smaller than Xiaobai. Therefore, Xiaobai has the absolute upper hand in the play between the two little guys.

The tiger cub howled when it was bullied. It stumbled towards its parents with a runny nose.

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw it.

"The cute cerebellar ax is really cute!"

"The little guy looks like a tiger-headed guy, and his future prospects are limitless!"

"Excuse me, is it illegal for me to take the little guy home to raise him?"

"I think punishment is fine, but you have to get past its parents first."

"When Xiaobai bullies Zaizai, does it count as a fox pretending to be a tiger's power? No, it should be a fox pretending to be a human."

In today's live broadcast room, there were not many people who were serious about doing morning exercises. Most people's minds had already followed the little tiger.

After Jiang Yun finished meditating and fell into concentration, he took out his mobile phone and glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but sigh: It is human nature to love to play.

Today's morning class was very much like unsupervised morning reading at school, and then there was a cute troublemaker sneaking into the class.

He grabbed the tiger cub passing by with his backhand, rubbed the tiger's head hard, and sighed: "You little guy is so popular. In the early morning, you suddenly increased the popularity of my live broadcast room by three or four hundred."

Ten thousand."

"Little guy, do you want to think about it? Although my Tianyuan Taoist Temple is not a public institution, the pay is pretty good. Not only is the working environment comfortable, you have five insurances and one housing fund, but there is also a free shit shovel that comes to your door every day to fuck you."

"How about it, do you want to work at my place?"

The tiger cub didn't dare to move at all when Jiang Yun grabbed the back of its neck. Bubbles of snot bubbled up from both of its nostrils.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are almost adorable.

"That little guy's snot bubbles are so cute, I want to wipe his nose [cover face]"

"The Taoist master's tone of voice in human trafficking is so skillful!"

"If the anchor can be successfully kidnapped, I will immediately go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to offer incense and fulfill my wish, and pick up a little tiger by the way."

"The little guy was really confused and didn't dare to move at all. The anchor was really bad."

"Taoist Priest, don't bully Cerebellum Axe. If you have the ability, go find its parents."

"Well, I feel like the host had a heart-to-heart talk with his parents last night, otherwise he wouldn't be able to masturbate the little guy safely now."

The discovery of a South China tiger in the wild is such a major event that the authorities attach great importance to it.

There was a specific location, so in less than an hour and a half, police officer Jiang Dajiang took transportation and led comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau to the bamboo forest.

Boom boom boom...

Three helicopters hovered above Jiang Yun's head, and a question mark appeared above the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, I feel that those helicopters look familiar. They seem to be Z-20!"

"Be confident and remove the appearance. I saw it last time at the Zhuhai Air Show. That helicopter was so beautiful!"

"Damn it, to catch a South China Tiger, how come even Z-20s were dispatched, and three of them were dispatched?"

"Brothers in the live broadcast room, calm down, it is normal for helicopters to be dispatched. After all, it is the only means of transportation that can quickly reach the location of the South China tiger and be able to take away the South China tiger."

"Military blind, I want to ask, why do you think the straight 20 looks a bit like the Blackhawk [bad laugh]"

"More than just a resemblance, the two helicopters are half-brothers. My rabbit's old tradition is to cross the river by feeling the eagle's sauce."

"Yingjiang: Rabbit, let's discuss something. Can you turn off the reincarnation eye? You've already touched me naked."

The center of discussion in the live broadcast room quickly moved from Little Tiger to Zhi 20.

After all, that kind of national treasure is really not common in ordinary people's lives.

Officer Jiang Dajiang called and asked, "Jiang Zhenren, what's going on down there?"

"How about we use the tranquilizer gun to knock down the South China tiger before going down?"

"Um, Brother Dajiang, I don't think that's necessary. Now the two adult South China tigers are relatively stable, and the emotionally unstable tiger cubs have been firmly controlled by me." Jiang Yun said with great confidence.

soon.

Officer Jiang Dajiang led a dozen people to climb the ladder from Zhi 20 to the ground.

Almost all of these people had a tranquilizer gun in their hands, and their expressions were full of alertness.

Jiang Yun hugged the wailing tiger cub and explained: "Brother Da Jiang and fellow laymen, please relax, the anesthesia gun can easily misfire!"

"Pindao has explained clearly to the two adult South China tigers, and they agreed that the whole family will go to the zoo with you to report."

Everyone still didn't dare to get close, they only dared to watch from a distance with their tranquilizer guns.

Officer Jiang Dajiang plucked up the courage, walked towards Jiang Yun with a tranquilizer gun and asked: "Jiang Zhenren, can you guarantee that the South China tiger will not hurt people?"

"After all, our flesh and blood really can't stop the South China tiger from taking a bite!"

"In my opinion, it's better to anesthetize first!"

Jiang Yun hugged the squealing tiger cub like a child and said, "Brother Da Jiang, just put your heart back into your belly and eat a full meal. The two tigers will be clearly distinguished."

After he finished speaking, he turned around and patted the two adult tigers on their heads.

The two tigers shrank their necks and squatted on the ground obediently.

Officer Jiang Dajiang was dumbfounded. A tiger tamer in a circus is nothing more than that, right?

The netizens in the live broadcast laughed out loud when they saw the humiliated three members of the Hu family.

"Taoist Priest, stop filming. You've been bullying them all morning. I feel aggrieved for the national treasure."

"It seems that the South China tiger also knows the principle of bitterness first and then sweetness!"

"[laughing and crying], after a meal, the meal is so clearly divided, it seems that the national treasure really doesn't want to work hard anymore."

"South China Tiger: What is face? Can I not tell the difference between being without a job and having an iron rice bowl?"

When the comrades of the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau saw the two South China tigers being so obedient, they finally plucked up the courage and came over.

"I really learned a lot. These two South China tigers are so understanding of human nature!"

"Big female dragon...no, Director Jiang YYDS!"

"Director Jiang is truly a divine man. Director, would you consider returning to secular life? Our Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau still lacks a breeder-level expert!"

"Director Zhang, can I skip work now and ask Director Jiang for an autograph?"

After a lot of busy preparation.

The two Z-20s put down the large iron cages hanging on the belly of the aircraft, and comrades from the Provincial Wildlife Conservation Bureau gathered together to discuss for a long time.

Finally, a little oval-faced girl wearing a white windproof suit and a ponytail walked up to Jiang Yun and whispered: "Director Jiang, we have been discussing for a long time, and we feel that we still need to anesthetize the two adult South China tigers.

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"They will be very cooperative with you, so there shouldn't be any need for anesthesia, right?"

"Director Jiang, you are not afraid of ten thousand, just what if, what if those two South China tigers are frightened in the air?"

"Okay, don't hit them yet. I'll ventilate them both first and let them know in advance."

Jiang Yun came to the South China Tiger and said, "Brother Tiger, I'm sorry. To ensure safety, we still have to give you and your wife an injection of anesthetic."

"Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Just take a nap and you'll be at the zoo."

"Ho~~?"

(End of chapter)