"Bah, this thief went to flirt with the mother of another child again!"
"Yes, it's so abominable. Seeing how beautiful this beauty is, I suddenly became so enthusiastic!"
"Hahahaha, if the other party is a man, Brother Lu will definitely turn around and leave!"
"Should I say it or not, Brother Lu is a man who has carried forward the legacy of Wei Wu!"
"……"
When Lu Yu took the initiative to help this beautiful mother, the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
What Tongtong said before is absolutely correct.
Her father likes to look at the mothers of other children, especially those who are beautiful and have long legs!
No, when I saw this beautiful girl was in trouble, she actually became so warm-hearted and took the initiative to help!
Especially after hearing what Lu Yu said, the audience was even more happy!
"Hahaha, we have been a traitor for more than thirty years, and a Novice Village account who has been a traitor for a few days dares to be arrogant with us... This is so insightful!"
"However, there is one thing to say. Brother Lu is quite right. This little kid has only been a rebellious child for a few days. We born in the 90s are born to be rebellious. You are a little more rebellious than us!"
"That’s right, what you are playing now are all leftovers from what we played back then! (dog head.jpg)"
"Brother Lu, help this beauty and give that boy a good beating!"
"You're right, let that kid see and see what it means to step on a horse, and what is called a real treacherous person who steps on a horse!"
"Brother Lu, cut him!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words caused many viewers born in the 1990s to scream in the live broadcast room.
We born in the 1990s have just grown up, not died.
You, a trumpet from a novice village, have only been rebellious for a few days? Do you dare to act rebellious with us in front of us?
When it comes to rebellion, we can really play with you!
Amid the roars of laughter and screams from the audience, the beautiful mother opposite also showed a nice and playful smile and asked Lu Yu what to do.
Moreover, perhaps because everyone was born in the 1990s, this beautiful mother suddenly felt less strange to Lu Yu.
Facing her inquiry,
Lu Yu smiled slightly and said,
"Beauty, if you want to cure him, this is too easy!"
"Wasn't he lying on the ground, rolling around and refusing to get up?"
"Okay, if he doesn't get up, then let him lie here!"
"You must not persuade him to get up, because the more you persuade him, the more energetic he becomes and the less willing he is to get up!"
After Lu Yu finished speaking, the beautiful mother was stunned,"Don't you care about him?"
"No need to worry about it at all!"
Lu Yu smiled and waved his hand and said,
"What does he care about? He likes to lie down, so just let him lie down, and you can just stand by and watch calmly!"
"If you feel that standing and looking at him is a bit boring, or you feel embarrassed, then you can also find a place to sit around and play with your mobile phone or games."
"If you don’t play games, you can also watch short videos"
"Just pretend you don't know him and don't be angry"
"Anyway, just leave him alone!"
"I really don’t believe it anymore. He can lie on the ground for a whole day?!"
Lu Yu's words made this beautiful mother's eyes light up!
Yes, why didn't I think of that!
When many parents see their children crying, they subconsciously want to go over and coax them, but the result is that the more you coax them, the more likely they are to coax them. The more the child loses his temper.
In the end, he makes himself very angry.
Rather than that, as this handsome guy said, parents can just stand aside and watch.
If they feel bad, then stand away. , playing with mobile phones and so on,
I really don’t believe how long the child can last on the ground!
"Handsome guy, I think what you said makes sense!"
After thinking about it for a while, the beautiful mother nodded in agreement.
"Well, this is just one way!"
Seeing that this beautiful mother had listened to what he said,
Lu Yu smiled and raised two more fingers.
"The second method is more immediate!"
"Doesn't he like to lie on the ground? Well, then you can cheer him up next to him!"
"ah? Cheer him?"
"Yes, just cheer for him!"
Lu Yu smiled and patted Tongtong's little head.
"Tongtong, go show this beautiful aunt how to cheer him up!"
"okay!"
Tongtong received the order and immediately came to the little boy's side.
At that time, the little boy had already stopped crying and was lying there in confusion, not knowing what to do.
Then, he Seeing Tongtong running over,
Tongtong started to circle around the confused little boy without saying a word, dancing, clapping his hands and singing loudly while spinning.
"come on, come on, come on!"
"Lying on the ground, don't be afraid, everyone come and laugh at him!"
"Look at how sloppy this kid is!"
"come on, come on, come on!"
"If you don't get up, I won't persuade you. I'll throw the handkerchief to you!"
"You look like a bastard on the ground, but here I am laughing, haha!"
"come on, come on, come on!"
"She has already entered kindergarten and is still rolling and playing on the floor!"
"Teachers and classmates, come and see who knows this idiot!"
"come on, come on, come on!"
"……"
Tongtong's singing and behavior quickly attracted the attention of a group of passers-by.
After hearing what Tongtong sang, these passers-by stopped, laughed and gathered around to watch the fun.
Even the proprietress of the milk tea shop came out of the shop after hearing the commotion and couldn't help but laugh. Tongtong looked at the little boy lying on the ground. As for the little boy, he was completely dumbfounded at this time. He was lying there, being surrounded by more and more people watching and making fun of him. He couldn't lie down immediately and quickly got up from the ground with a red face. And this scene also made the audience in the live broadcast room almost die laughing!
"Hahahaha, I can't do it anymore, my stomach cramps when I laugh while riding a horse, hahaha!"
"Brother Lu's move was so cruel that it could kill someone. The little boy's face turned red!"
"Nonsense, you are surrounded by so many people, don’t you blush? Who can still lie down here?"
"This song sung by Tongtong is really amazing. It makes me laugh. Who did you learn it from?"
"you guess? Besides Brother Lu who can compose such a song, who else has this talent? I guess this trick was used against Tongtong before!"
"Hahaha, no wonder Tongtong is so excited. It turned out to be something that he used to deal with himself, and now he can finally use it to deal with other children!"
"I’ve learned, I’ll use this trick next time my son messes with me while lying on the floor!"
"As expected of an old treacherous child born in the 90s, he is really too good at dealing with young treacherous ones!"
"……"
The first method Lu Yu mentioned just now made the audience laugh and cry.
Unexpectedly, the second method was even more cruel! (If you want to read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Although children don’t know what embarrassing social death is, they will definitely be embarrassed to be surrounded by so many strangers.
Just like this little boy, he immediately got up from the ground with a blushing face. at the same time. in camera[]
When she saw her son getting up, this beautiful mother couldn't laugh or cry for a while.
"Handsome guy, your second method is really awesome!"
The beautiful mother said with sincere admiration.
"Of course!"
Lu Yu nodded proudly,
"As long as he doesn't feel embarrassed, just keep lying down!"
"If he doesn't get up, you'll always be there to cheer him on!"
"When there were more people watching him, he got up obediently!"
"In addition to these two methods, I actually have a third method!"
As he said that,
Lu Yu looked at the little boy running over with a red face, and said to him gently,
"My little friend, uncle hasn’t finished talking to your mother yet."
"Can you cooperate with uncle again and lie back for now?"
"……"
The little boy's pupils were shaking, and he looked at Lu Yu in shock, as if he were looking at a devil.
At this moment, he felt what is called the fear of being dominated
"Hahahaha, Brother Lu, are you a devil? People have already gotten up, and you still let them lie down again, hahahaha!"
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"I couldn't help it. I was really going to die laughing. This little boy was so scared!"
"Little boy: I am just a novice trumpet, how can I let such a full-level trumpet abuse me!"
"Brother Lu said, that’s it? I haven't exerted my strength yet, so you can't hold on?!"
"Hahaha, this duel is unplayable. The young villain and the old villain, Brother Lu, are not opponents of the same level at all!"
"Xsw1, Brother Lu’s words are so heartbreaking. The little boy will probably be left with a psychological shadow for the rest of his life, and he will not dare to lie down on the ground!"
"……"
Lu Yu's words once again aroused laughter in the live broadcast room.
Many viewers burst into tears laughing.
As soon as the old villain took action, he knew whether it was there or not. Before he could exert any force, the younger villain couldn't hold on any longer. He even asked him to start again and torture him again.
This disparity in strength is really huge!
Torturing him is like torturing a vegetable!
But it made the audience laugh miserably!
And this beautiful mother couldn't help laughing, and the little boy was so frightened that he threw himself into her arms.
"Mom, I, I don’t drink milk tea anymore!"
"Let's go quickly!"
"This uncle is so scary!"
"Okay, okay, if you lie on the ground rolling and crying for your mother again, your mother will use the method taught by your uncle to deal with you, do you know?"
The beautiful mother took the opportunity to say
"I know mom, I won’t be like this anymore!"
The little boy quickly assured.
When the beautiful mother saw this, she admired Lu Yu even more. She knew better than anyone how naughty and disobedient her son was. But now, after being treated by this handsome boy in front of her, he is as good as a kitten.! Sure enough, the little treacherous son still needs the old treacherous son to suppress him! However, it is a pity that her husband is not living well. She divorced him two years ago. There is no such old treacherous son in the family like this handsome boy in front of her. To suppress him. Thinking of this, the beautiful mother quickly took out her mobile phone,
"Handsome guy, can I be kind to you? If I can't control him anymore, I'll ask you for help!"
"sure! Hearing this, Lu
Yu readily agreed,
"I love curing these self-righteous little treacherous kids the most!"
"Yeah, thank you!"
Soon, the two of them added each other on WeChat, and then, after thanking her again and again, the beautiful mother took her son and left.
Before leaving, the little treacherous son glanced at Lu Yu in fear. When he discovered that Lu Yu was also looking at him, he was so frightened that he immediately turned his head back.
Coincidentally, this scene was perfectly captured by the camera.
"Hahaha, look at how scared other children are, Brother Lu, you are really a devil!"
"No, no, no, it’s not because of fear, but because of bloodline suppression!"
"The little boy can be considered a juvenile body at best, and Brother Lu is the ultimate version of Nizi 3.0. He will be scared when he sees Brother Lu, and that’s right! (dog head, jpg)"
"Little boy: You won’t believe me if I tell you, but I managed to survive in the hands of an ultimate body boss that day!"
"There is a saying, in terms of rebellion, those born in the 1990s never spoil their children!"
"……"
Amid the discussion in the live broadcast room, a few minutes later,
Lu Yu and Tong Tong came out of the milk tea shop with Tong Tong and a cup of milk tea each.
At this time, the father and daughter had eaten and drank enough, and it was already past eight o'clock, so it was time to go home.
So, they drank milk tea and walked towards home.
"Dad, can you tell me a story before going to bed tonight?"
"What story do you want to hear?"
"whatever!"
"Okay, tonight, dad will tell you a story about a monk who took two pets and a servant to travel to the west!"
"???"
"……"
Under the street lamp, two shadows, one large and one small, were leaning together, reflecting long and slantingly on the ground, looking happy and warm.
The next second, the screen switches.
The camera returned to Chen Aijun’s family begging for his father born in the 1980s..
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