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Chapter 21 [My mother has given birth!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 21 [I...my mother gave birth to a baby!] - Please read it!!!

At this moment, the barrages in the live broadcast room broke out like a tidal wave:

"Hahahahaha! You really made me laugh so hard!"

"I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts so much!"

"What kind of magical prelude is this?"

"Young ladies, you must not have imagined that this is what the anchor is going to sing!"

"Ladies and sisters: don't come over!!!"

"The expressions on the faces of the ladies are all dull!"

"Just ask the host if he is mentally ill?"

"Director of the mental hospital: I'm sorry, brothers, he ran out while I wasn't paying attention!"

"Is this really a job that carbon-based organisms can do?"

"The behavior is really too abstract, and I, the mortals, can't understand it!"

"This scene can only be described as art!"

"The Emperor of Abstraction deserves the title!!"

"..."

When they heard the prelude of "If You Love Me, Hug Me" played in the singing room, the netizens couldn't hold back at all and all of them laughed.

At this moment, even Jiang Luoluo couldn't help but giggle when she saw this scene.

Originally, she was not going to reward Shen Jingbing today, but after seeing him perform such an incredible job, she couldn't help but slide her fingers across the screen.

Immediately, ten super rockets took off in the live broadcast room!

Caused a sensation among netizens:

“Ula uh uh uh uh!!!”

"Damn it, another ten super rockets today?"

"It's so funny that the anchor paid back his money just by visiting the store!"

"Oh ho, I just said I didn't see the rich woman, and now she appears!"

"Please, please... the rich woman will take care of you!"

"It's great to have a great job, sister, please be happy with me!"

"Get out of here upstairs!"

"..."

Stimulated by Jiang Luoluo's ten super rockets, a wave of gifts immediately appeared in the live broadcast room, such as rockets, sports cars, Ferris wheels...

Everything you need!

Some big guys are even more generous than Jiang Luoluo, starting with a reward of 100,000 yuan!

Netizens in the live broadcast room were even more shocked when they looked at the IDs on the gift list:

"Everyone of these is so strange!"

“‘Ginger, don’t eat ginger’ didn’t even rank in the top three!”

"It's scary, there are so many rich people in this world!"

“Nima, ‘Look at my five lightning whips’, isn’t this a hookup boss who is obsessed with the dance area? Why are you in the mood to watch the live broadcast?”

"This shows that my brother's live broadcast is more interesting than hooking up!"

"Emmm, what you said upstairs sounds weird!"

"Okay, okay! Stop arguing and watch the live broadcast!"

"..."

At this moment, the five maids who saw Shen Jingbing singing finally recovered from the mental attack.

The maids looked at Shen Jingbing who was about to speak with complicated expressions.

They have been in this business for so long, and they have seen big storms, but they have never seen such a defiant person like Shen Jingbing singing social songs in front of a group of goddesses.

If Shen Jingbing was targeting a maid from the first or second phase, I'm afraid he would have been laughing out loud.

However, as the top maids in this maid mansion, their basic professional ethics allowed them to hold back their embarrassment and cheered:

"Master... your choice of music is really refreshing!!"

"Yes, yes, it's full of childishness at first glance, and I like it the most!"

"Come on, come on, look forward to it!"

"..."

But what these maids don't know is that the more restrained they are, the more comical the expressions on their faces.

"Hahaha, damn! I'm almost laughing!"

"Looking at the expression on the young lady's face, you feel like you want to laugh but don't dare to laugh. It's exactly like me when I'm fishing in the company and watching the live broadcast!"

"I'm also trying to catch a fish while watching the live broadcast, and I'm really afraid that I can't help but laugh!!"

"+1 upstairs!"

"You can't stop laughing like this. The ladies really have professional ethics!"

"But at this moment, they should have begun to doubt life!"

"Ladies and sisters: Can I stop earning this money?"

"Damn it! Brothers, look! The anchor is about to speak!"

"..."

Under the gaze of the maids and many netizens, Shen Jingbing took a deep breath and prepared to speak.

Singing community-dead children's songs doesn't even require guitar playing or singing skills.

So Shen Jingbing took a microphone and started singing along with the accompaniment:

"My mother always told me that my parents love me the most!"

"But I still don't understand, what is love?"

"Dad always told me that mom and dad love me the most!"

"I always don't understand, what is love?"

"..."

In order to better interpret the essence of this song, Shen Jingbing also used children's singing style.

As soon as his singing came out, the whole place fell into silence.

However, the maids were not intoxicated by his singing, but were trying their best to control themselves in order not to laugh.

In the end, Xiao Wei, the twin-tailed lolita, couldn't hold back and burst into laughter.

Sister Jing looked over with a stern look. Xiao Wei immediately shrank her head and said softly:

"I'm sorry, Master's singing reminded me of happy things."

Just at this time, Shen Jingbing finished singing the first four lines, and the accompaniment entered the children's monologue again:

"If you love me, stay with me more!"

"If you love me, kiss me more!"

"..."

So Shen Jingbing took the microphone and asked Xiang Xiaowei curiously with a smile on his face:

"What happy things did you think of?"

Xiao Wei lowered her head, pointed her two index fingers together, and said:

"I...my mother gave birth!"

As soon as this statement came out, netizens in the live broadcast room instantly became excited:

"Hahahaha! So classic!!"

"You can't tell, my eldest brother is quite capable of singing! It's just a bit ugly!"

"Who wouldn't laugh after hearing this?"

"Grrrrrr!! I'm laughing so hard that my whole body is twitching!!!"

"It's not easy for ladies and sisters to make money, next time I will support you!"

"Lori Xiaowei: I have gone through strict training. I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it!!"

"You evil anchor, don't bully my wife Xiao Wei!"

"Why is it you upstairs again? You have a lot of wives?"

"You don't know this. When I was in high school, I chased 2,000 girls, and there was no teacher or student in the school who I had not confessed to. By the way, in fact, after my careful calculation, the number of girls in the school Including teachers and female students, there are only 1,987 people!"

"That's awesome, but how did you get two thousand people together?"

"There are thirteen more cafeteria aunties!"

"Holy crap!"

"Fuck!"

"groove!"

"You have really strong taste!!"

"..."

Smiling at Xiao Wei, Shen Jingbing picked up the microphone and continued to complete the climax of the first social death nursery rhyme.

Fortunately, these social children's songs are not long, otherwise he would really punch through the floor of this maid's mansion.

Taking a breath, Shen Jingbing spread his hands and continued singing affectionately:

"If you really love me, stay with me!"

"If you really love me, kiss me, kiss me!"