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Chapter 22 [Boss in Hongzhong, quickly collect your magical powers!!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 22 [Boss in Hongzhong, quickly collect your magical powers!!] - Please read it!!!

This section of "If You Love Me, Hug Me" is more lively and childlike than the beginning.

Therefore, it was even more embarrassing when it was sung by Shen Jingbing.

When they heard this lyrics, the maids could hardly help but smile on their faces.

Especially Xianzi, her performance is the most exaggerated.

Although she had already grabbed the back of the sofa and was trying very hard to control her laughter.

But Shen Jingbing's job is really shocking and makes people cry.

Even though she tried so hard, the laughter almost came to her throat.

But Sister Jing noticed it in advance and glanced at her.

Under Sister Jing's serious face, Xianzi gritted his teeth and quickly swallowed the laughter.

Not only Xianzi was like this, but several other maids were also in a similar state.

Seeing how uncomfortable these maids were holding back, netizens in the live broadcast room began to sympathize:

"It's okay, just scream out if you can't hold it in anymore, my eldest brother won't mind!"

"Yeah, the louder you scream, the more my big brother likes it!!"

"There are two people upstairs, why do they feel like they are driving???"

"I would rather kill someone by mistake than let him go!"

"Hey! Are they the police? There are two people here who speak pornographically. Let's just shoot them!"

"You don't respect women, right? Blocked!!"

"But the professionalism of these young ladies is so high! It’s not even funny!!"

"Brother, please step up your efforts. If you don't believe me, I won't make them laugh today!!"

"It's so bad upstairs, I like it so much!"

"..."

Netizens had a mentality that it had nothing to do with them, and started watching the movie one after another.

At this moment, they no longer look forward to Shen Jingbing's social-death nursery rhyme.

What they are looking forward to more is——

When will these maids and sisters not be able to hold back their laughter anymore?

Especially the aloof Jing Jing is the target of netizens' attention.

The moments when she laughs must be very interesting.

But until now, Sister Jing's face still has the coldness of an iceberg, without a trace of smile.

After Shen Jingbing finished singing half of the song, he entered the child's monologue time of "If you love me, then stay with me; if you love me, then kiss me."

Suddenly at this moment, the system popped up a prompt:

[Children's Songs for Social Death:1/3]

Shen Jingbing breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that he had finished singing the song.

He immediately turned off the song, stretched out, smiled, and said to several maids:

"Hey, I haven't sung for a long time, let's find a children's song to open up my voice!"

"By the way, if I sing this song, you guys won't think I'm childish, right?"

Seeing that Shen Jingbing had cut off the song, the four maids except Sister Jing all breathed a sigh of relief.

The song chosen by Shen Jingbing was so outrageous that they really couldn't hold it together.

But you have to hold on even if you can’t hold it tight!

Because during play time, if they behave rudely and are complained by customers, a lot of wages will be deducted.

That's why they were in so much pain just now.

Otherwise I would have laughed out loud!!

At this time, facing Shen Jingbing's question, several maids wanted to nod.

But when they thought about the salary, they finally chose to shake their heads and said against their will:

"How could it be? I like boys with childlike innocence like Master the best!"

"Master sang so well! Applause, applause!!!"

"Your singing is like the sound of nature!"

"One more song! One more song!"

The last sentence was spoken by Manman with open arms and shouting.

Seeing the maids and sisters being so supportive, Shen Jingbing's face showed a look of joy, and he immediately nodded and said:

"Okay! Then I'll play another song!!"

In an instant, the fake smile on Manman's face stopped abruptly.

The other maids all looked at her with sharp eyes, as if they were saying:

Tell you to talk too much!

Noticing the strange atmosphere among the maids, Shen Jingbing touched his nose, hid his inner embarrassment, and searched for songs again.

Soon, he searched out the second social-dead children's song.

Click to get started!

The second MV for the social-death children's song appeared on the big screen.

The moment the maids saw the title of the song, their originally dull expressions instantly became numb.

At this moment, the singing room where the accompaniment had not started was so quiet that you could even hear a pin drop on the ground.

The five maids all looked at Shen Jingbing and couldn't help thinking about this question in their hearts:

Is the boss in front of me really mentally normal?

At this time, netizens who saw the second social-death nursery rhyme could not help but fall silent.

The power of this song is even greater than "If You Love Me, Hug Me"!

Time stopped in the entire live broadcast room!!

When the barrage started scrolling again, it was almost swiping the screen:

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!"

"Niu Niu Niu Niu beep——"

"I could never have imagined that this song could be sung in karaoke!"

"Did my eldest brother save the Milky Way in his previous life? Is his brain hole so big (hou)?"

"My body is already convulsing!"

"Don't tell me that your body is twitching. I just told my vegetative father the content of my brother's live broadcast, and he even twitched!"

"Before, when brothers questioned the host's mental state, I just took it as a joke, but now, even I can't help but ask: 'Brother, if the director of the mental hospital releases you, will he at least give you a life sentence?' "

"Even if Emperor Luo from the legal world is here, he will also kneel down and worship the anchor!"

"Anchor: Look at me suppressing the live streaming industry with just one hand!"

"I really can't understand it! Doesn't this person feel embarrassed?"

"Newcomers don't know what to do. My eldest brother never knows what embarrassment is!"

"I'm convinced. My dog ​​saw the name of this song and directly used his toes to travel from home to North America."

"Good guy, this is digging through the core of the earth!"

"I have to say that I can only see this kind of abstract art once in my life, and I will go crazy if I see it again!"

"I couldn't understand the meaning of Cthulhu before, but now, when I see this song title, I seem to understand the fear of being dominated by unknown things!"

"Master Dao, I've realized it, hahahaha!"

"You guys are all sitting and forgetting the Tao! Don't even think of lying to me!"

"Boss Hongzhong, stop playing around and collect your magical powers!"

"The Trisolaran fleet watched the live broadcast of the anchor through Tomoko, and the ten water droplets chose to collectively self-destruct!"

"Anchor: Good guy, I have become a science fiction weapon!?"

"It's so crazy that it exploded! My eyes are almost blind!!"

"I tried to understand the anchor, but found that there was a pitiful thick barrier between me and him! I tried hard to break through this thick barrier, and finally discovered that this was not an ordinary wall, but a dimensional wall!"

"I advise friends who are talking nonsense here to understand that we should never use mortal wisdom to understand the incomprehensible abstract emperor!"

"Stop talking so much nonsense, just watch it if you want. Did the host force you to watch it?"

"This, this, this...the host really didn't force..."

"..."

(End of chapter)