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Chapter 23 ["I can go to the toilet by myself"!!] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 23 ["I can go to the toilet by myself"!!] - Please read it!!!

At this moment, among the several maids, even Sister Jing, who had always been steady and steady, couldn't help but look moved after seeing the name of this children's song, her eyes full of confusion and shock.

No other reason, just because the name of this children’s song is really explosive——

"I can go to the toilet by myself"!!

(Friends who haven’t heard of it must give it a listen! Wall Crack recommends it!)

There is a little bit of simplicity in the unpretentious song title.

Originally, this children's song was not that bizarre, but the place where it appeared was really surprising.

If you hear this children's song in kindergarten, everyone will laugh and pass.

But at this moment, in the high-end maid mansion that charges 5,000 yuan per hour, in front of five beautiful maids she just met, Shen Jingbing took out this song.

In this situation, how can we not make people scream, "F*ck!"

What's the difference between this and shitting in the Capitol?

Under everyone's gaze, Shen Jingbing sang with a lively rhythm:

"Starting today, I have to go to the toilet by myself!"

"Mom, Dad, don't underestimate me!"

"Baby Bus, teach me the secret of using the toilet!"

"I can't wait any longer, I need to go to the toilet!"

"..."

As soon as the song came out, the whole audience was shocked.

Although the maids tried their best to restrain themselves, it was really difficult not to laugh.

All of a sudden, laughter burst out in the room.

This is often the case. When you encounter something you want to laugh at, it's okay to just laugh out loud, but the more you hold back your laughter, the more you want to laugh.

At this moment, they were in such an embarrassing situation.

Even though Sister Jing was watching from the side, they still couldn't help laughing when faced with such a nuclear-weapon-level social-death nursery rhyme.

Xianzi had the lowest point of laughter. She covered her mouth and stuffed her head into the corner of the sofa, snickering like an ostrich.

Yaya's face turned red. She wanted to suppress her laughter but couldn't help it. She could only cover her mouth with both hands and make a "pop" sound while laughing.

As for the long-legged maid Manman, she had an outgoing personality, but she couldn't help it, so she simply fell down on the sofa, holding her stomach, and laughed unscrupulously.

Only the twin-ponytail maid Xiao Wei seemed to be quite interested in this song. Not only did she not laugh, she also sang while waving the light stick:

"Baby Bus, teach me the secret of using the toilet!"

"I can't wait any longer, I need to go to the toilet!"

"..."

Seeing several maids laughing, Sister Jing shook her head helplessly and could only let them go.

Seeing the expressions of the maids, the netizens almost burst into laughter:

"Hahaha! I have to go to the toilet by myself!"

"Is the anchor's mental state really normal? He actually came up with this kind of song?"

"It gave me goosebumps!!"

"This damn thing is the nuclear bomb in the children's song world!!"

"When this song comes out, it shakes the world!"

"Hahaha! The ladies finally can't hold it in any longer!"

"It's really hilarious! The expressions on their faces are the true reflection of me just now!!"

"Who can help but laugh when hearing this song?"

"It must be Sister Manman, smiling so unscrupulously!"

"Xiao Wei's wife is so awesome, she actually sang along!"

"As expected of someone who has a younger brother, are you making preparations in advance?"

"What you said makes sense, I'm speechless!"

"..."

The expressions on the faces of the maids really made me laugh over and over again.

Seeing this scene, Jiang Luoluo, who was lying on the sofa, was already laughing stupidly. She was holding her mobile phone with one hand and holding the pillow tightly with the other hand, rolling around.

Jiang Luoluo suppressed her laughter and struggled to slide her fingers on the screen.

Afterwards, a hundred Ferris wheels spun in the live broadcast room!

Instant earthquake in the live broadcast room:

"What!!!"

“A hundred ferris wheels!!??”

"Nima, how much does this riding horse cost?? I can't even calculate it!!"

"A Ferris wheel costs 1,000 yuan. Calculate how much it costs yourself!"

"Let me see which big boss is giving the reward - should I join in, or is it 'ginger doesn't eat ginger'?"

"How rich must she be?"

"I'm tired of saying "please support me!"

"..."

At this time, not only was Jiang Luoluo giving rewards, but the big guys who came in to watch the live broadcast later saw that Shen Jingbing had done such an incredible job, and they didn't want to be stingy with their wallets:

“‘No Cool Underwear Tonight’ rewards the anchor with thirty sports cars!”

"'Where's My Diao Chan' rewards the anchor with fifty planes!!"

"'Look at my five lightning whips' and reward the host with one hundred super rockets!!!"

“‘I won’t love you until time stops’ rewards the anchor with 300 Ferris wheels!!!!!”

"..."

Netizens in the live broadcast room looked at the special effects of gifts that filled the screen, and almost blurred the concept of money:

"If I have one more rich man, will the world end?"

"We don't understand, so we ask, how can someone not regard money as money?"

"One hundred super rockets, that's 200,000 yuan! Three hundred Ferris wheels, that's 300,000 yuan!!"

"Good guy, 'Ginger, Don't Eat Ginger' just made it to the top of the list, but now it's been pushed to the back!"

"The anchor is awesome! This job is so awesome!!"

“Nima, I live broadcast one suite a day!!”

"..."

Jiang Luoluo saw the gifts flying in the live broadcast room, and also noticed that she had just won the first place on the list, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

For a moment, she felt resentful and wanted to reward him again to get the first one back on the list.

It's not that she doesn't have the financial resources, it's just that when she saw several beautiful maids and ladies in the live broadcast room, she pursed her lips and immediately gave up the idea of ​​rewarding them.

At this time, Shen Jingbing, who was focused on singing, did not notice the gifts tumbling in the live broadcast room.

He had just finished singing the beginning of "I Can Go to the Bathroom by Myself", took a deep breath, and then sang the climax of this children's song:

"You can't eat when you go to the toilet!"

"Save paper when you go to the toilet!"

"You can't play with toys when you go to the toilet!"

"After using the toilet, flush it~"

"..."

After listening to Shen Jingbing's passionate singing, Jiang Luoluo's smile that had just slowed down surged again. She couldn't help but hold her stomach again and burst into laughter.

Halfway through laughing, she almost couldn't breathe.

Jiang Luoluo's eyes were full of tears from laughter. She took two breaths to relieve the lack of oxygen. She shook her head and thought:

"Forget it, forget it, it really doesn't make sense not to give a reward for this gift."

Immediately, a burst of gift special effects once again shocked netizens in the live broadcast room:

“‘Ginger doesn’t eat ginger’ rewards the anchor with five aircraft carriers!!!”

"..."

"Nima, someone actually rewards a gift of 100,000 ships?"

"I'm confused, really!"

"I always thought that this gift was just hanging there for decoration!"

"I have watched the live broadcast for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen an aircraft carrier!"

"My sister Jiang is awesome!!"

"..."

(End of chapter)