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Chapter 24 [Don't be penetrated by the floor!] Seeking to read !!!

Author: eating donut today

Chapter 24 [Don't be penetrated by the floor!] - Seeking to read !!!

Aircraft carrier is the second highest unit price of live broadcast platforms, second only to spacecraft.

When a gift with a unit price of more than 10,000 is given away, there will be news push on the homepage of the live broadcast platform.

The five aircraft carriers that Jiang Luo Luo rewarded this meant, which means that Shen Jingbing's live room has received five pushes on the homepage of the platform.

In an instant, after seeing the push, countless netizens poured into the live broadcast room.

At this moment, the number of viewers in Shen Jingbing's live broadcast room are growing rapidly.

Shen Jingbing, who is singing affectionate, does not know the bombardment of the live broadcast room, and the influx of countless netizens.

Otherwise, he may choose to get off work in advance.

Fifty million to hand, who is still worth tens of thousands of system rewards?

At the end of the song, when Shen Jingbing looked up at a few maids, he found that he had laughed and fell on the sofa.

He breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that the work this time is good.

Seeing that Shen Jingbing finally sang, several maids finally came to survive, sitting upright, returned to the career state, and opened the rainbow fart mode:

"666, the song of the master is very good!"

"It's really never before !!"

"Yes, especially the youthful sense of youth, the grip is too well!"

"I really love it! I think the owner already has the level of debut !!"

"..."

Shen Jingbing smiled quickly and waved his hand:

"Don't say that, I really want to be fluttering when I get it!"

The maids said:

"How can we? We are all true!"

"Yeah, yes, the master sang very well, from some kind of ..."

Before Yaya said, Manman was covered by Manman aside.

Manman was afraid that Ya Ya said wrong money, quickly covered her mouth, and said for her:

"The song of the master, I dare to be no ancient, no one afterwards!"

Hearing the words, Shen Jingbing nodded with satisfaction, accepted the maid's rainbow fart, and said:

"Since you said that, let me go again!"

Suddenly, the audience was silent.

Four -dazzling gaze was cast on Manman.

Manman's face collapsed suddenly, and the expression on his face seemed to be shouting.

Seeing this, netizens couldn't laugh, and the barrage said:

"Miss sisters: The first time I feel that the money is so difficult to make!"

"Children's youth, this description laughed!"

"How to say, the anchor is not bad, it is not bad, it is very embarrassed, the bombardment of the sky!"

"Really, it's really a bit, I just laughed, and my stomach hurts when I have a child!"

"Pay attention to the wording upstairs, I don’t know if you give me a child for me!"

"Open the yellow cavity again, torture away!"

"Why is my Sister Manman who hurt!?"

"I really want to comfort her injured heart! His!"

"One more copy !!"

"..."

Under the eyes of several maids, Shen Jingbing sat on a high chair, and her fingers continued to slide on the screen.

To be honest.

If this song is not necessary, he will not want to sing in his life.

In fact, the most comedy effect in the three clubs he chose to choose, which must be the song "I will go to the toilet by myself".

But from an embarrassing point of view, the children's song he is about to sing is definitely the most embarrassing of the three children's songs.

No one else, just because his status in the world is too high!

Shen Jingbing found the song, took a deep breath, and clicked play.

"Song of Seniority"!

The moment the song title appeared on the big screen in the MV, netizens laughed like thunder:

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!”

“That’s awesome!!! It’s actually this song!!”

"As soon as this song comes out, the sky becomes dark and the earth becomes dark!"

"..."

However, there are also many viewers who have never seen this song title and are confused:

"What kind of children's song is this? Why haven't I heard it?"

As soon as this statement came out, countless people from behind responded:

"No! You must have heard of it!"

“Not only have you heard it, you may have sung it too!”

"It's impossible for any Chinese to have heard this children's song!"

"I didn't expect that my eldest brother would actually play this song. It seems that he really loves us, and he burst into tears!!"

"Yes, choosing to sing this song requires so much psychological pressure!"

"I'm touched. It doesn't cost much, so Rocket will accept it!"

"..."

Some netizens who don’t know the name of the song become more confused the more they read the comments.

No matter how they searched their minds, they had no memory of the children's song "Song of Seniority".

But just when they were wondering, the accompaniment sounded in the singing room.

In an instant, everyone’s DNA moved!!

In the disbelief eyes of the five maids, Shen Jingbing picked up the microphone and sang:

"What's dad's dad's name?"

“Dad’s dad is called Grandpa!”

"What's your father's mother's name?"

"Dad's mother is called grandma!"

"..."

Different from the previous song, this classic "Seniority Song", also called "What's Dad's Dad's Name", doesn't sound funny.

Although it doesn't sound funny, but——

How embarrassing!!

If the last song made your stomach hurt, this one will make your feet hurt.

You want to ask why?

Of course it’s done with the toes on the ground!!

As soon as this song came out, the expressions of several maids were dull again, and then their legs in seductive black stockings could not help but rub together with the rhythm.

"What's the name of dad's brother?"

"Dad's brother is called uncle!"

"What's the name of dad's brother?"

"Dad's brother is called uncle!"

"What's the name of dad's sister?"

"Dad's sister is called aunt!"

"..."

As the music began to play, the barrage in the live broadcast room became more and more cheerful:

"Beep! Children's card, brothers, shake it up!!"

"Recharge successful! Start shaking!!"

"What's dad's dad's name?"

“Dad’s dad is called Grandpa!”

"..."

"Walking through that dark alley, I was smoking a cigarette when I suddenly heard a shout from inside: 'Little handsome boy, come and play~' - I threw away the cigarette butt and smiled disdainfully. This time Why don't I drive you crazy? I swooped over and threw in a coin, and a familiar song sounded: 'Dad's father is called grandpa, and father's mother is called grandma.'"

“I feel like I’m back to my childhood days when I sat on a low-quality plastic rocking car!”

"Nod yes and shake no. If you come, come, if you go, go!!"

"When I heard this song, I quickly changed the ringtone on my phone! Oh, it was my brother's phone!"

"It's so lively, I'll invest in this coin!"

"You're in the wrong place upstairs!!"

"..."

It’s so embarrassing, it reaches an artistic level!

Jiang Luoluo was lying on the sofa. When she was listening to Shen Jingbing singing this song, her feet without socks couldn't help but keep buckling on the floor.

Halfway through listening, she couldn't help but look at the floor, feeling a little worried:

"It's such an embarrassing job, don't let me break through the floor!"

(End of chapter)