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Chapter 45 [Friends in the front row give way!] Seek further reading
Chapter 45 [Friends in the front row give way!] Please read it!!!
Author: Eating donuts today
Chapter 45 [Friends in the front row give way!] - Please read it!!!
After "eating and drinking", Shen Jingbing started the live broadcast and changed the title of the live broadcast room to:
[May Day Special Event: Go to an adult products self-service store and be a shopping guide]
The moment the broadcast started, countless viewers came in.
Now Shen Jingbing's number of fans is close to 500,000. Even if it is not broadcast during the regular time period, there are still many viewers entering the live broadcast room.
Seeing the live broadcast was like going to work, and the abstract emperor who clocked in for no more than a second suddenly started broadcasting, and it was broadcast twice a day. Countless netizens became curious:
"Ahhhhh!!!"
"I am not wrong, right!!??"
"What! The Great Emperor is on the air again?"
"Look at my fighting spirit turning into a horse!!"
"My friends in the front row, please give way. Ice and fire tea under the tower crane, eight-treasure porridge under the roller coaster, beef jerky on the railway track, raisins under the classroom table, you can grab and eat whatever you want!! Free, free, all free!!"
"I believe you upstairs, you are a bad old man, you are very bad!!"
"When I thought about it carefully, I vomited out the dinner I just finished eating!"
"Okay, okay, stop making noise, let me see what the emperor will broadcast tonight -"
In an instant, the netizen who noticed the title fell silent, causing the barrage in the live broadcast room to stop for two seconds.
Then, they finally recovered from the shock and rushed to post comments and comments:
“WTF FUCK FUCK FUCK!!?”
"I am not wrong, right?"
"If the emperor can really complete this live broadcast, his status in the world will be unstoppable!"
"The suggestion here is to directly record it in the history books!!"
"No, brother, do you have no one else in this world that you care about?"
"I started to laugh when I imagined the scene!"
"Is this really a job that carbon-based organisms can do?"
"Alien stone hammer!! It is recommended to slice and observe!!"
"..."
For a moment, barrages were flying.
At this moment, even the audience who had experienced Shen Jingbing's previous live broadcasts couldn't help but be shocked when they saw the content of this live broadcast.
Their young and fragile hearts were as if they had been hit hard by a big pendulum, and their whole bodies were soft. Only their mouths and hands were still hard, and they were posting barrages with tears in their eyes.
Ignoring these barrages, Shen Jingbing turned on his phone, searched for the nearest self-service adult products store, and navigated to it.
…
Magic City.
Qiangsheng Group.
At this moment, the top floor of the building is brightly lit.
On the huge sofa, Jiang Sheng and Ding Wei sat face to face.
On the coffee table between them, there were two stacks of documents. At a glance, there were photos of Shen Jingbing printed on them.
Jiang Sheng held a cigar between his fingers. He frowned and puffed on the cigar.
He couldn't figure out how his precious daughter could fall in love with such an "ordinary" guy.
Apart from being handsome, being able to play a little basketball, and having some talent in live broadcasting, there is not much else that shines through.
But judging from the first two points, it does look a bit like Rukawa Kaede’s setting.
but……
Jiang Sheng blew out a puff of smoke and sighed:
"It's difficult!"
Just when Jiang Sheng sighed, Ding Wei's phone suddenly vibrated.
He took out his mobile phone and said to Jiang Sheng:
"Brother, that guy started a live broadcast!"
Jiang Sheng put down the cigar in his hand, nodded and said:
"Old Wei, project it for me. We need to know more about this guy and take precautions so that we can be prepared!"
Ding Wei nodded, opened the 200-inch projection screen in the office, operated the computer, and projected Shen Jingbing's live broadcast.
At this time, Shen Jingbing had just walked into an adult products store.
Ding Wei:???
Jiang Sheng:???
The two looked at each other, and the last smile in their expressions turned into seriousness.
…
Walk into a 24-hour unmanned vending store called "Yepu Adult Buffet".
Shen Jingbing looked left and right, looking like a curious baby.
There were a dazzling array of adult products in the vending machines, most of which he had never seen before.
Taking a deep breath, Shen Jingbing turned on the system and said in his heart:
"Receive professional-level Fangzhongshu skills!"
After receiving the skill, Shen Jingbing's head suddenly felt itchy.
Too many poses…
Oh no, too much knowledge!
At this moment, Shen Jingbing has become the world's leading expert in the field of Fangzhongshu.
Because according to the system settings, the Fangzhongshu skill is only level three.
Entry level, professional level, proficient level.
The proficiency level is extremely rare in the human world.
With the blessing of professional-grade Fangzhongshu, Shen Jingbing looked at the adult products in front of him and suddenly felt familiar.
Various props, medicines, clothes, condoms, cups, sticks...
As expected of a big city, there are so many adult products that you can hardly think of anything you can't see.
First, understand the goods in the store clearly. This is the most basic quality of a shopping guide.
Then, Shen Jingbing took a breath, gathered her mood, and finally entered the state, waiting for the customers to arrive.
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked:
"No, no, no!"
"Brother, are you really here!??"
"I have to record the whole process!?"
"Really? Just imagining it makes my body twitch!"
"Don't tell me that your body is twitching. I just told my vegetative father about the content of my eldest brother's live broadcast, and he even twitched!"
"Director of the mental hospital: It was my fault to release him, but I didn't expect that I would also be sentenced!"
"It's so awesome! It's so awesome!"
"This is a job that makes you laugh before you finish it!!"
"..."
Just when there was a flood of barrages in the live broadcast room, a customer finally walked into the vending store.
At this time, a young man wearing glasses and big pants walked in, looking around.
In order to protect the privacy of the guests, the moment she saw this man, a sentence popped up on Shen Jingbing’s live broadcast glasses:
"In view of the sensitivity of the live broadcast content, the object has been coded in accordance with legal requirements!"
Shen Jingbing looked at it and nodded.
This is also what it should be.
However, the coding system is also very interesting. The coding is only done around the eyes, so the customer's expression can still be seen by the audience.
However, as soon as he came in, before Shen Jingbing could say "Welcome," he trembled with fright and left in a hurry.
???
Shen Jingbing slowly typed out a series of question marks.
He hasn't explained yet, why did this person run away?
At this time, Shen Jingbing discovered that this task seemed... a bit difficult.
But for the mission rewards, no matter how difficult the mission is, just rush!
Shadiao netizens saw this scene and laughed one after another:
“Good reviews for coding!!”
"Hahaha! You're laughing so hard. You can tell at a glance that he's a junior brother!"
"He originally wanted to come in while no one was around, but when he found out that the anchor was there, he ran away in a hurry!"
"I would be embarrassed if it were me!"
"I ask again, is the anchor's mental state really normal to be able to come up with this kind of job?"
"It gave me goosebumps!!"
"..."
But things took a turn for the worse. Just when Shen Jingbing sighed, another customer walked into the vending shop.
But this time, it turned out to be a couple.
(End of chapter)
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