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Chapter 46 [Wait a minute, isn’t this unmanned sales?] Please read it!!!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 46 [Wait a minute...Isn’t this unmanned sales?] - Please read it!!!

Yepu adult buffet.

A trendy man wearing black overalls, with his hair parted in the middle and huge dark circles under his eyes, walked in with a long-legged sexy girl in a miniskirt.

The dark circles under the eyes of the trendy man are so eye-catching that even after being coded by the system, they are still clearly visible.

Unlike trendy men, girls in miniskirts look energetic.

With this situation, it was hard for the audience in the live broadcast room not to think of something, and the barrage instantly flooded the screen:

"Center part + overalls? This look is so avant-garde!"

"It's true that he has a bit of the image of an emperor!"

"When I saw this girl in a miniskirt, I remembered a saying: 'Abin's high school grades were not ideal.'"

"Fuck! Those dark circles under my eyes are so scary!"

"It's so funny! The contrast is so strong!"

"How heavy is the black circle that can't even be covered by the mosaic!"

"Brother, don't die on my phone!"

"Kidney deficiency is always caused by overexertion!"

"Have a bottle of Shenbao!"

"If a man wants to have good kidneys, he should drink Shenbao. It tastes great!"

"One bottle will refresh your mind, two bottles will never fatigue you, and three bottles will make you immortal!"

"Don't use this kind of memory tool!!!"

"..."

The couple did not shy away. Although they saw someone in the store, they still walked in and came to the vending machine that specializes in condoms.

The girl in the miniskirt held the hand of the man next to her, pointed at the famous ultra-thin condom, and said coquettishly:

"Brother-in-law, the smell I bought last time was too strong. Let's exchange it for a box this time."

Seeing the intimate appearance of the man and woman, and hearing the girl address the man as brother-in-law, Shen Jingbing was stunned.

Shen Jingbing couldn't help but ask:

The brother-in-law and sister-in-law who came hand in hand, what is their relationship?

However, the scene that followed was even more shocking.

I saw the man in overalls touching the girl's head and said with a doting look on his face:

"Okay, Mom, what kind do you want to buy?"

At this moment, Shen Jingbing, who was standing aside waiting to appear, was even more confused.

What is their relationship?

My mind is a bit stuck, what should I do?

At this time, many netizens also fell into the same doubts:

"Wait...my brain is going to explode!!"

"No, this man is this woman's brother-in-law, and this woman is this man's mother. They are about the same age, and they hold hands, so what is their relationship?"

"It's so confusing, my DNA is all tangled together!"

"Let me figure it out. Since the girl in the miniskirt calls this man's brother-in-law, she must have a sister who is his wife. At the same time, this man also calls the girl's mother, but they are about the same age, so they are obviously not close.

Mother and son, that girl in the miniskirt is his stepmother!"

"What? He and his father married a pair of sisters!"

"And this man is having sex with his sister-in-law and stepmother?"

"Fuck! It's so stupid! Is it so incestuous?"

"Compared to the feeling I had when I read "Thunderstorm"!!"

"I have to listen to "What's the Name of Dad's Dad" sung by Dadi a few more times before I can figure out this relationship?"

"To be honest, with this kind of family relationship, I'm a little curious about the relationship between his wife and his father!!"

"..."

Looking at the mixed comments from netizens, Shen Jingbing finally clarified the relationship between this couple who looked like a couple but were actually mother and son.

At this time, the girl in the miniskirt looked at the dazzling array of condoms in the vending machine, shook her head and said:

"How do people...how do they understand this?"

Hearing this, Shen Jingbing suddenly became energetic.

If you want to buy something but don’t know which one is better, doesn’t this require him as a shopping guide to appear?

Shen Jingbing immediately coughed, showed a very professional attitude, came to the couple, and said to them:

"Both of you, I see that you are having difficulty purchasing goods?"

The man with a middle part and overalls glanced at Shen Jingbing warily and asked:

"You are?"

Shen Jingbing bent down strategically and replied with a smile:

"I am the shopping guide of our store. If you encounter difficulties in selecting products, you can feel free to consult me!"

???

Hearing this, the man in overalls slowly typed out a series of question marks.

His haggard face couldn't help but show confusion, confusion, and shock.

Why is there a shopping guide in an unmanned store?

and……

Is this an adult products store??

Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room was about to explode. Netizens couldn't hold it in any longer, and there was a flood of barrages:

"Hahahahaha! It really made me laugh to death!!"

"Look at his expression, he is completely confused, completely confused!"

"Hahahahahaha!!! It's so damn funny that I'm laughing so hard!!"

"Brother Jie, don't do it! I'll laugh to death if I keep doing this!"

"Help, I'm going to die of embarrassment!!"

"Kill me, I can't wait to hit my head against the wall and die!!"

"..."

After a pause, the man in overalls pointed to the vending machine in front of him and asked doubtfully:

"But... isn't this an unmanned store?"

Shen Jingbing sighed:

"Yes, but there's no way."

He slowly explained:

"Nowadays, there are too many new products and they are expensive. Many customers don't understand them and dare not buy them. If they find them inappropriate, they have to complain. The boss came to me out of helplessness."

The man in overalls nodded in understanding, but his expression was still extremely puzzled.

But at this time, Shen Jingbing took the initiative to take over the topic and introduced:

“The condoms in our store are of very good quality, and you can basically find all the common ones on the market.”

"..."

Seeing Shen Jingbing talking so eloquently, the brother-in-law and stepson and his sister-in-law and stepmother nodded slightly in surprise.

It turns out that there are so many types of condoms, which is really informative.

But at this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were not calm anymore, and the barrage flooded the screen:

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard! The emperor has done his homework!"

"No, sir! How do you understand so well?"

"Excuse me, anchor, what kind of condom is suitable for someone like me who likes to be pointed at a gun?"

"...Is there a possibility that you can do without?"

"You carry a knife but not an umbrella on a rainy night, right?"

"When I saw g.ay, I remembered the past. I had invested in stocks before and lost everything in the end!"

"Hahahaha! It's too rough!!"

"They are all talents!"

"No other live broadcast room has this taste!"

"..."

(End of chapter)