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Chapter 60 [Just like the 3D area cannot lose Tifa, the live broadcast area cannot lose the Abstract Emperor!] Please read it!

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 60 [Just like the 3D area cannot lose Tifa, the live broadcast area cannot lose the Abstract Emperor!] Please read it!

Taking advantage of the break, Shen Jingbing turned on his mobile phone camera and said to the audience:

"Hello everyone, family and friends!"

"I originally wanted to show everyone the car today and do a little work on the way, but I didn't expect something like this to happen. I personally feel very angry about it!"

"Everyone can judge whether this matter is right or wrong, so I won't say more!"

"I will do a few more tasks today, so you don't have to pay for gifts. I just hope that if you see relevant topics on various platforms, like and comment, I will be grateful!!"

"..."

Hearing this, barrage was rolling in the live broadcast room:

"What? Are you still alive today!!?"

"Fuck! My life has been so exciting recently! So many and so good!!"

"Okay! If you say this to big brother, I will smash my fingers to bits today!"

"So annoying!! The host is so handsome! His sexual orientation is unclear!!"

"Sisters upstairs, if you look at the handsome guy for an hour, he is still not yours, but if you read for an hour, the knowledge will be yours! We should strengthen ourselves and study for the rise of China, come on!!"

"Um...but I'm a man!"

"Fuck! I'm scared!!"

"Brother~ (Pinch the corner of his clothes, bite his lower lip lightly, hesitate again and again, and open his red lips) So handsome~ (his face is slightly red, the corners of his eyes are moist, the emotions that have been accumulated for a long time are finally expressed, and uncontrollable tears are sliding down his cheeks)"

"Hello, fellow patient upstairs? I have been mentally ill for sixteen years, am I qualified to play with you?"

"Wait! There's still life, could it be that just now -"

"What? Is it possible!?"

"Fuck! It's embarrassing just thinking about it!!"

"Let's just say, how did the Emperor's brain grow?"

"Family, I'm new here! Does the anchor really not know how to write the word embarrassing?"

"Embarrassing!? Do you think that the title of the Great Emperor of Abstraction is in vain?"

"The emperor's performance is still stable!!"

"..."

But at this time, some Menggu spectators asked confusedly:

"What happened?"

"I just went to the toilet, why can't I catch up?"

"I just finished watching the beauty. What are you going to do in the bathroom? Manual dog head!"

"For those who still don't know what to do next, don't forget that the anchor just picked up the car and called five drivers!!"

After the answer was announced, the live broadcast room instantly fell silent.

After a few seconds, barrages poured out crazily:

"No, no, no!!"

"Nah, do you still have this kind of operation?"

"Could it be that the anchor is going to call five surrogate drivers to drive one car?"

“Brother acting driver: It’s so easy to make money today!”

"I have a question. A car can only carry five people, so where will the anchor sit!?"

"Anchor: Shall I walk back?"

"...666!"

"This whole operation is something I can never imagine in my life!"

"The emperor's imagination is too big and has already exceeded the limits of mortals!!"

"I'm convinced. Thinking of this scene, my toes started to move on their own!"

"Trisolarans: Have humans on Earth evolved to this extent?"

"Just like the 3D area cannot lose Tifa, the live broadcast area can never lose the Abstract Emperor!!"

"It's so damn crazy! My brain is about to burst!!"

"..."

???

Looking at the barrage area and comment area that were gradually deviating, Shen Jingbing slowly typed a row of question marks.

Don't tell me, this group of troll netizens don't know anything, and they have quite a lot of memes!

After sitting for a while, Shen Jingbing drank tea in the exhibition area and looked at the beautiful women, feeling quite at home.

Soon, a Hongqi employee came over and said:

"Dear sir, your car has been arranged and is now outside the venue!"

Shen Jingbing nodded, stood up and said:

"Then let's go!"

As the employees walked outside the venue, Shen Jingbing saw his first car——

Top with Hongqi H9!

The pure black body exudes a calm and mature temperament.

The silver-white grille pours down from the front of the car like a mountain waterfall.

The sunken waistline is like a stroke of genius, firm and soft.

The elegant and agile rear of the car, set off by the Beidou Wings taillights, makes it even more sophisticated.

Shen Jingbing walked around the Hongqi H9 and nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, the employee acting as the driver got out of the car and handed him the smart key and NFC card.

Shen Jingbing casually stuffed the key into his pocket and then said:

"Thank you both. You go back first. When the next generation driver arrives, please help me bring it over!"

The two Hongqi employees looked at each other, couldn't help but smile and nodded.

After knowing that Shen Jingbing ordered five drivers in a row, these employees could certainly imagine the scene that the netizens could think of.

Five drivers come to drive one car!

How much energy do you have to have to think of such an operation?

One of the polite employees wearing glasses and a suit couldn't help but ask:

"Sir, do you have a driver's license?"

Shen Jingbing nodded.

The suit employee added:

"I have to remind you that according to traffic laws, this car can only seat five passengers, but you asked five to drive for you..."

Shen Jingbing smiled and said:

"It's okay! I'll take a taxi back later!"

The two employees looked at each other again, and both saw shock, confusion and confusion in each other's eyes.

At this moment, Sha Diao netizens laughed and there was a flood of barrages:

"Hahahaha!! Damn, I'm laughing so hard!"

"Brothers, look at their expressions, they are stunned!!"

"A: Is there anything wrong with this person's mind?"

"B: Not sure, it looks a bit like it, I'll take a look again!"

"Since my eldest brother got mentally ill, he has become more and more energetic!"

"Brother, you are so talented!"

"You've taken all the bamboo shoots in the park!!"

"..."

At this moment, in a large flat of 300 square meters in the urban area.

Two beauties, Jiang Luoluo and Mina, were leaning against each other in cool clothes, watching the live broadcast on TV, laughing their heads off.

When two people laugh together, the more they laugh, the more they want to laugh.

Therefore, the laughter in the living room was like eating Xuanmai, and it couldn't stop.

Jiang Luoluo patted her thigh and said with a smile:

"Do you think he is sick?"

"How else could you come up with this kind of job?"

Mina was almost laughing with tears in her eyes and said:

"Yes! I'm sick, so sick!"

"I have never thought about calling five chauffeurs at once!"

But suddenly, Jiang Luoluo remembered the deletion of her WeChat account and hummed:

“If he wasn’t sick, he wouldn’t have deleted my WeChat account!”

Mina comforted and said:

"Good things come in a long way!"

"It's not easy to find something you like, you must cherish it!"

Jiang Luoluo thought about it and thought the same thing, and then happily watched the live broadcast again.

But at this moment, she seemed to have discovered something, patted Mina and reminded:

"Look, look, look! The driver is here!!"

Finally, in the live broadcast room with great anticipation.

The first driver arrived late.

(End of chapter)