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Chapter 61 [Beyond Picasso's representative works, seek further reading!
Chapter 61 [Beyond Picasso’s masterpiece!!] Please read it!!!
Author: Eating donuts today
Chapter 61 [Beyond Picasso’s masterpiece!!] Please read it!!!
Magic City.
International exhibitions.
Internal roads in the hall area.
The chauffeur wearing a white helmet and a blue vest, talking on the phone in his hand, slowly rode over on a small electric donkey.
As soon as they saw this driver, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately became excited:
"Hahaha! The victim appears!!"
"Sorry, I started laughing already!!"
"Brother! Run away! Run away!!"
“I really don’t dare to look any further, my anus is already squirming in embarrassment!”
"..."
This driver was obviously called by a Hongqi employee. He didn't even enter the venue and found the place under the guidance of an employee's phone call.
He saw the unlicensed Hongqi H9 next to Shen Jingbing and asked Shen Jingbing politely:
"Hello, is this the driver you ordered?"
Shen Jingbing nodded repeatedly.
After getting confirmation, he hung up the phone and asked:
"Boss, are you leaving now?"
Shen Jingbing pointed to the Hongqi H9 behind him and said:
"Don't worry, there are still people, please put the car in the trunk first!"
With that said, Shen Jingbing opened the trunk and asked the driver to fold the e-mule and put it in.
Then, the driver stood there and waited with Shen Jingbing.
Soon, another burly man came over on a small electric donkey.
Seeing the driver number two, Shen Jingbing immediately waved and said:
"This way, this way!"
The driver number two didn’t say much and nodded repeatedly:
"Okay, okay!"
Just as he finished speaking and was about to put the car away, he bumped into the number one driver.
The two looked at each other's vests and looked at each other.
At this moment, anyone can see the confusion and confusion on their faces.
At this moment, netizens in the live broadcast room posted a barrage:
"Hahahaha! I'm laughing so hard!!"
"A historic scene! It is recommended to be recorded in history!"
"Who do you meet at the corner of your love~ Will it not make you cry~"
"It's so rough, I just cut out the floor for four bedrooms and two living rooms!"
"Upstairs, everyone else has three bedrooms and one living room, why don't you get a super double?"
"I can't help it, it's embarrassing!"
"Yeah, it's embarrassing for me!"
“There’s something wrong with you upstairs!!”
"No driving!!"
"No, no driving!"
"..."
The driver No. 1 asked Shen Jingbing with a confused look on his face:
"You want two chauffeurs?"
Shen Jingbing said matter-of-factly:
"Yeah, I called twice!"
The second driver also asked with a confused look:
"How many cars? Two cars?"
Shen Jingbing scratched his head and said matter-of-factly:
"What a car!"
Acting driver No. 1 and acting driver No. 2 looked at each other again, with deep confusion in their eyes.
Seeing the expressions on their faces, the netizens in the live broadcast room were really shocked:
"Holy shit! That's so embarrassing!!"
"I really can't stand this embarrassing situation!"
"I just took a look and my stockings were torn!"
"What? Send it to me quickly, it's urgent!"
"Be alert, what do you want to do upstairs?"
"What a dick, it's a real dick. I just laughed and my stomach hurts more than when I gave birth!"
"Be careful with your wording upstairs. People who don't know may think you are giving birth to my eldest brother's child!"
"..."
The driver number one looked at the Hongqi H9, scratched his head and asked:
"Then how do you open this? Brother!"
The driver number two also laughed and said:
"Yes! It's just one car, who among us can drive it?"
Shen Jingbing stood up and said:
"It's okay, just put the car in the car first!"
"I still have someone else!!"
Hearing this——
Driver No. 1:???
Driver No. 2:???
Brother No. 2 couldn't believe it when he heard this. He swallowed and said:
"Is there anyone else? Isn't this just a car?"
Shen Jingbing did not explain, just waved his hand and said:
"It's okay! Just put the car in the car first!"
Brother No. 2 seems to have realized something and no longer dwells on the issue.
He smiled awkwardly, folded the car and put it away, and while carrying the trunk, he said to Brother No. 1:
"Why am I a little confused?"
Brother No. 1 shook his head helplessly.
Seeing this scene, netizens who had guessed the inside story couldn't help laughing:
"Hahaha! Don't worry, there are three more!"
"I wonder what the scene will be like when everyone arrives soon!"
"Exciting! So exciting!!"
"This is definitely a big production!!"
"Just imagining this scene makes me feel like shitting live in the Capitol Building, let alone realizing it!!"
"It's against the sky! It's really against the sky!!"
"..."
Soon, driver No. 3 emerged from the corner of the road.
Shen Jingbing immediately waved to him and shouted:
"This way, this way!"
The driver No. 3 looked at the other two colleagues wearing conspicuous clothes, stopped the car at a distance, and then slowly moved over on two legs.
After coming to Shen Jingbing, he asked with the same confusion:
"What's happening here?"
Brother No. 3 looked at the other two brothers with doubtful eyes.
Brother No. 1 spread his hands towards him and pointed to his head.
Brother No. 2 sighed, shrugged his shoulders slightly, and looked helpless.
Soon, the smart guy No. 3 understood the situation.
Under Shen Jingbing's command, he folded up the small electric car and put it in the trunk.
Immediately afterwards, the sensible guy No. 3 didn't ask anything and just stood side by side with the other two guys.
If this scene were painted in oil, it would definitely surpass Picasso's masterpiece.
Seeing this extremely abstract scene, countless netizens burst out laughing:
"Driving Brother: My family, who understands my helplessness!!"
"With the hints from the first two guys, the third guy quickly learned the fact that the anchor is a psychopath!"
"Mental patient: He is much more energetic than me!!"
"I am a mental patient. After watching his live broadcast, the doctor said that my condition has worsened! Because I always said that I am not sick!"
"At this moment, I have deep doubts about the biological attributes of the anchor."
"It's definitely not a carbon-based organism. Carbon-based organisms can't do this kind of thing!"
"Hey, is this the research institute? I discovered an alien creature... Well, I'm not sure whether it's a creature or not. Anyway, hurry up and slice it up for study."
"Who in the family understands this? I watched this live broadcast during my period, and my blood burst from laughter!"
"Hahahaha! I can't stop laughing!"
"..."
At this moment, there are three small electric donkeys in the trunk.
Shen Jingbing took a look and nodded with satisfaction.
Not to mention, the trunk capacity of the Hongqi H9 is quite large, enough to accommodate eight or nine small foldable electric vehicles.
So sloppy!!
There are still fewer people shouting!
Call two more.
One came to give him a ride, and the other chatted with him on the way.
Just when Shen Jingbing was thinking about it, his phone suddenly vibrated.
He opened it and saw that it was the driver he had just ordered.
The fourth victim is already on the way!
(End of chapter)
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