Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me

003: Send fake monks to jail

Check the water meter?

All the people of Xia know the meaning of these three words.

As a wanted criminal, Master Fu Bao naturally also knows that after becoming a wanted criminal for thousands of nights, he wondered whether he would be checked for the water meter. The day has finally come.

However, what he could not have imagined was that the water meter he was checked this time was actually calculated by a little Taoist priest?

at this time.

Lin Xuan spoke again: "Master Fu Bao, you are unwilling to be caught, and you will run to the window next, but you will fall when you run the third step, your head will hit the table in front of you, and your left forehead will be touched. Bleeding, and then...you'll be caught by the cops who break in!"

A word to wake up the dreamer!

Master Fu Bao woke up suddenly.

In order to prevent the water meter from being checked, he deliberately lived on the second floor without security windows. When would he wait if he didn't run?

Thinking of this, Master Fu Bao suddenly jumped up from his chair and ran towards the window, one step... two steps... three steps... ouch...

In the third step, Master Fu Bao sprained his ankle, and his entire body fell down involuntarily. Coincidentally, his forehead hit the corner of the table.

"Boom..."

Master Fu Bao touched the corner of the table with his forehead, and his blood was pouring out for a while.

The police officers outside the house heard the noise inside the house, and they couldn't care about the other kicks and kicked the door open. They just saw the blood of the forehead of the Master Fubao, but rushed to the window, and quickly stepped forward and pressed the Master Fubao to the ground.

Master Fu Bao struggled for a while, and seeing that he could not break free from the restraints of the two young police officers, he gave up his resistance.

The middle-aged police officer at the head relieved his chest, pointed at his mottled white hair, and said solemnly: "Li Zhengtao, it really is you. I have been looking for you for twelve years, and I have found you from black hair to white hair!"

The handcuffed Master Fubao lowered his head and did not speak.

"take away!"

The middle-aged police officer said a word and took Master Fu Bao away.

quiet……

quiet……

quiet……

The policeman left with Master Fu Bao.

The live room fell into incredible silence.

After a brief silence, the live room heated up like an explosion, and all the fans went crazy:

"My mother, what did I just see?"

"I'm a Jade Emperor, is Master Fu Bao really such a scammer?"

"It's not good, it's not good, my three views have been subverted, and fortune-telling actually counts people in prison?"

"The prisoners introduced themselves. Other prisoners were imprisoned for theft, robbery, and fraud. Master Fu Bao said: [You may not believe me, but I was imprisoned by a fortune teller...]"

Some fans are making fun of Master Fubao.

However, more people are touting Lin Xuan.

After some operations, these fans have praised Lin Xuan as a god operator:

"Great, my brother Xuan."

"My f*ck is really knowledgeable. I can even figure out that Master Fu Bao took a few steps and fell. Is this something done by humans? This is clearly something done by gods!"

"Don't talk about falling, you can even figure out where your forehead hits. Where is this fortune-telling? It's just predicting the future.

"Don't say it, I have already burned incense and bathed for Brother Xuan to kneel down."

"You just burned incense and bathed. I've already knelt down."

"Fortune me, Brother Xuan, take my knee..."

Fans in the live broadcast room are frantically brushing bullet screens and gifts.

Lin Xuan felt that after getting rid of the villain, Master Fu Bao, a lot of merit was released from the wordless scripture.

Feeling the warm feeling that merit brought him, Lin Xuan couldn't help recalling the original fate of Master Fu Bao.

Master Fu Bao, a fake monk, cheated money and sex, and deceived a female believer named Wang Yunxiu of more than 300,000 soft RMB. Thirty-seven days later, Wang Yunxiu's husband found out that the family's money was gone.

Then……

Wang Yunxiu's husband came to ask Master Fu Bao for money.

Master Fu Bao not only refused to give money, but also beat Wang Yunxiu's husband.

Wang Yunxiu's husband was angry, so he picked up a knife and went to the door. He happened to meet Master Fu Bao and his daughter-in-law lying on the same bed, and killed both of them.

After killing the two of them, Wang Yunxiu's husband squatted in place, and when Master Fubao's daughter and wife returned home, they were all stabbed to death by one pot. In the end, Wang Yunxiu's husband was sentenced to death!

now!

Because of his appearance, the tragedy was avoided.

After recalling, Lin Xuan turned his eyes to the live broadcast room again, and saw that the live broadcast room was full of barrages:

"Brother Xuan, give me a hexagram."

"Send by private jet, give me a word."

"Private yacht X10, just ask for a hexagram from Brother Xuan."

"I don't believe your calculations are so accurate, unless you give me a guess."

"Brother Xuan, you can count me and we are destined, I just want to find a Taoist priest to be my husband..."

a time.

The live broadcast room was very lively.

Wang Miaomiao, nicknamed Miaomiao, also sent a barrage: "Master, can you give me a hexagram?"

Lin Xuan himself wanted to try it out to see if his existing merits could open the second page of the Wordless Book, but Wang Miaomiao felt that he had to agree.

After all, without Wang Miaomiao, he would have no chance to get rid of the villain, Master Fubao, let alone get so many merits!

then……

Lin Xuan sent a video invitation to Wang Miaomiao.

Wang Miaomiao took the video, and she was actually a beautiful beauty with eight points+.

Seeing that Wang Miaomiao is so beautiful, fans immediately praised him fiercely, but Wang Miaomiao never lacked licking dogs, so he ignored the praise of netizens and asked directly:

"Master Lin, I don't believe in fortune-telling, can you make me believe it?"

PS: Ask for collections, flowers and evaluation tickets! *