Live Fortune Telling: No One Knows Fortune Telling Better Than Me
004: I didn't see it, you turned out to be a shit girl
004: I didn't see it, you turned out to be a shit girl
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Lin Xuan nodded with a smile: "Your name is Wang Miaomiao, your name was given by your grandfather, right?"
"Yes, yes, Master, how did you know?" Wang Miaomiao's eyes widened, revealing an incredible expression.
Lin Xuan didn't answer, and continued: "When you were in sixth grade, your father died in a landslide, and you were brought up by your mother."
"My God, you are too amazing, can you even calculate this?" Wang Miaomiao sat up directly from the chair, her shocked eyes almost fell out, she really couldn't believe it, it could be calculated come out?
Wang Miaomiao was shocked.
Other fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
At this moment, fans are frantically brushing the barrage:
"Woooooo, it's so amazing."
"Mama, my three views have been subverted."
"We have to believe in science, fuck science, Laozi want feudal superstition!"
"I'll drop a Virgin Mary, how did you figure it out, Lin Xuan, isn't it because you went to someone's house to investigate..."
Wang Miaomiao herself was in extreme shock.
However, when Wang Miaomiao saw the last barrage, he finally awakened his reason as a highly educated person.
So Wang Miaomiao said politely: "Master Lin, it's not that I don't believe you, but that all the information you said can be found in my hometown. Can you tell me what only I know?"
【Meow Meow reward private jet X10! 】
After speaking, Wang Miaomiao gave Lin Xuan another ten private jets.
Lin Xuan glanced at Wang Miaomiao's life experience, and his eyes lit up with a wicked smile: "I said, don't be angry."
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, as long as you are right, I will give you another reward!" Wang Miaomiao's tone was very respectful.
Lin Xuan grinned: "Li Zhiqi is a person, you kissed his shit!"
As soon as this word comes out!
The whole place shook!
Who would have thought that Wang Miaomiao, such a beautiful beauty with a face value of 8 points+, would kiss shit?
And from the mouth of Master Lin Xuan, can it be wrong? As a result, fans madly brushed the barrage:
"No, no, no, Miao Miao kissed shit?"
"I've never seen you for a long time. I've only heard about eating shit before, and this is the first time I've seen kiss shit."
"I didn't see that, with such a high appearance, he is a ruthless person who kisses shit. Could it be that Li Zhiqi is a big guy with a special hobby?"
"Miaomiao beauty, can I ask you how you feel when you kiss shit?"
Seeing the dense barrage saying that he ate shit, Wang Miaomiao was about to cry.
She is such a clean-loving girl, she usually wipes her urine twice with paper, how can she kiss shit?
In anger, Wang Miaomiao immediately denied: "Master, don't spit your blood, I love cleanliness so much, how could I kiss shit?"
Lin Xuan smirked: "Did you keep a little corgi named [Doudou]?"
"Yeah? What happened to raising a little corgi?"
"Three days ago, you took the little corgi to the community for a walk, and then the little corgi ran to the grass by himself, right?"
"Yeah, what's the problem?"
"You screamed, and the little corgi came back, right?" Lin Xuan asked with a smirk.
Wang Miaomiao's face changed slightly: "You...you mean?"
"At that time, the little corgi ran back, and you kissed the little corgi, and when you kissed the little corgi, you smelled the stench, and then scolded the little corgi: [Damn, did you eat shit?]" Saying these When he spoke, Lin Xuan couldn't help laughing out loud.
Wang Miaomiao's eyes widened: "You...you mean that little corgi really eats shit?"
"Yes, the name of the person Raoli gave was Li Zhiqi." Lin Xuan replied with a chuckle.
"vomit……"
Even after three days, Wang Miaomiao still felt extremely nauseated and retched directly on the spot.
at the same time.
Fans in the live broadcast room were completely shocked.
"Pfft, hahaha, laugh at me, laugh at me."
"I can now make up the picture at the time: [Damn, did you eat shit?] Hahaha."
"I couldn't laugh anymore, tears flowed out, I kissed my dog, I didn't expect my dog, hahaha."
"You are all laughing at the beauties kissing shit, I am the only one who feels that Master Lin Xuan is hideous, not only counting the beauties kissing shit, but also the maker!"
"Master Lin Xuan's cowhide has more to say, I'm typing on my knees now."
"I'm typing on my knees too. You're not standing, are you?"
The live broadcast room was very lively.
Miaomiao has come back after rinsing her mouth, and glanced at Lin Xuan resentfully.
Lin Xuan smiled lightly: "What, does this matter, do you want to talk about it again?"
"No, no, just this one thing I want to live on a different planet. If you talk about one more thing, I will have a life in the underworld." Wang Miaomiao waved her hands in fright, shaking her head like a rattle. By the way, I also rewarded 20 private jets.
Lin Xuan added: "I know you have to count your future, whether to go to the United States to develop well, or to develop in your own country, but I suggest that you still count your mother?"
"My mother, what's wrong with my mother?" Miaomiao asked.
Lin Xuan said in a deep voice, "Your mother's bloodshed!"
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