Live: My Ocean Ranch

The two of them were so cute that they were so cute.

"Fuck!"

Jiangnan struggled to climb onto the shore, and before he could stand firm, he cursed.

Two gray lizards were standing on the beach.

That's right, they were standing.

To be precise, they were hugging each other.

They stood up on their hind legs, and then hugged each other with their legs.

They even stuck out their long tongues.

What a French kiss!

It's a heart-shaped island, full of romance. As soon as they got ashore, they ate a lot of dog food from the two lizards!

Originally, they were just kissing, hugging, lifting each other up, and sticking to each other, but who would have thought...

The next second, one of the slightly larger lizards actually rode on the other one.

Although they noticed Jiangnan who just came ashore, they chose to ignore him completely.

"Fuck! Is this something a minor like me can watch?"

"Report the island owner for live streaming lizard movies!"

"Don't switch the camera, I admit I love watching this!"

"This is the first time I've seen a lizard movie since I was a child. I'm a little excited."

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Haven't you seen the Indian boy band and the lizard movie?"

"Brother, the one above, you are my brother, give me some resources."

"Same request!"

"Indian lizard: We are all lizards, why is there such a big gap between us?"

"Nonsense! In India, even mosquitoes have to cover their butts!"

"Lizard 1: Brother, I'm drunk and can't stand, help me.

Lizard 2: Me too!

Lizard 1: You help me, why did you put me down? ? "

"The one above, you know Geng Mei's novels!"

"What are you doing standing there? Take a wedding photo of them, a romantic photo at the beach."

"Platinum Travel Photography, you can take photos wherever you want."

"Fuck, this can be advertised?"

"Diana, will you always accompany me to watch the sea?

I promise you, I will quench my thirst, but I am Suri.

Actually, my name is Fred.

..."

"Damn, these three sentences are too complicated, even more confusing than "The Legend of Zhen Huan"!"

"Let go first, if you don't, today will not end.

Why should I let go first, and you let go first?"

"Wife, I haven't seen you for a long time. Come, hug one, and then play in the wild. Don't ask why, the answer is that I can't wait!"

The live broadcast room is full of talents. Even the lizards who are just "exercising" can come up with a lot of good dramas.

Jiangnan smiled and said, "Brother Godzilla, you continue, I won't disturb you!"

After that, he waved his hand and walked towards the heart-shaped island.

He didn't plan to go deeper today because he was too tired, and he didn't bring any tools. He just planned to take a casual walk around the heart-shaped island to let the audience in the live broadcast room have a brief understanding first.

Have a good sleep tonight, and come back to explore and fly with wingsuits tomorrow.

"Wait, what did the island owner say just now?"

"Godzilla?"

"Aren't they lizards? How can they be Godzilla?"

"They look so ugly, and they are not as domineering and handsome as the Godzilla in the movie!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! There is no Godzilla in this world, just like there is no Ultraman!"

"Bah! There is Ultraman in this world, and I have seen the actor of Tiga in the island country!"

"Although I haven't seen the actor of Tiga, I have seen other female Ultraman movies. There is a female in "Ultraman Tiga" The actor has gone into the entertainment industry, sorry, I have also seen it. "

"Boss! You are the real boss, please share! (drooling)"

"Brother, no, dad, let me watch it too! (sour expression)"

The speed of the live broadcast room was getting faster and faster, and it was about to go straight to the kindergarten. Jiangnan hurriedly interrupted the audience and continued: "The two lizards just now were Godzilla! I really didn't lie, you have to believe me!"

This sentence is a bit like Liu Bei's classic line in the anime "Salting Three Kingdoms": You have to believe me!

As long as Liu Bei said this, everyone would choose to believe him.

But now no one believes Jiangnan at all.

"Island owner, don't make trouble."

"How could there be Godzilla in the world?"

"If there is Godzilla, wouldn't there be King Kong?"

"Island owner, don't joke, tell us what's going on quickly, look at my big eyes, they are full of desire for knowledge!"

Looking at the scrolling comments, which were basically all expressing doubt, Jiangnan smiled helplessly and said, "Since everyone says that there is no Godzilla in this world, then I have to ask a question in return. How do you know that there is no Godzilla in this world? Have you seen it? If you haven't seen it, why do you say so?"

"Just like dragons, have you seen them? But why is there a dragon among the twelve zodiac signs? And many people have never seen it, but would rather believe it?"

"Also, I remember that Teacher Luo Xiang once asked a question: Is there a Qin Dynasty in this world?

Why do you think there is? Have you been there?

You said Sima Qian wrote the Records of the Grand Historian, and you can see it in the Records of the Grand Historian? Didn't Sima Qian lie to you? Or was he also deceived?

At this time, someone will definitely say that there are cultural relics unearthed from the Qin Dynasty. Is it possible that the cultural relics are also fake?"

"Since you were born, you have been to the Qin Dynasty. Everyone is telling you that there was a Qin Dynasty in the world, so you believe it subtly? "

"For example, if you are not sure that you are your father's son, have you done an appraisal?"

"Even if you have done it and it is 100% confirmed, are you sure that your father is your grandfather's biological son? Is your grandfather his father's biological son? Repeatedly!"

"Nima! I am confused!"

"What's going on? Why do I feel that there are suddenly many twinkling little stars in front of my eyes!"

"I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that what he said makes sense!"

"Island owner, you are done. You dare to comment on Teacher Luo Xiang. Wait for the trial next week!"

"Let me make it clear first. I just passed by the live broadcast room. I didn't hear anything and didn't see anything!"

The words of Teacher Luo Xiang quoted by Jiangnan directly confused the audience in the live broadcast room and made them feel more scared.

The fear of Teacher Luo Xiang comes from the bottom of their hearts.

There are two characters that everyone respects in the legal profession: Zhang Wei and Luo Xiang!

With Zhang Wei here, a compensation of two million can be commuted to ten years in prison.

With Teacher Luo Xiang here, you might be sent to prison if you just look at him.

I just want to ask you if you are afraid!

Anyway, it has not been determined who is the strongest between the two!

Jiangnan took a deep breath and continued: "What we encountered just now was really Godzilla. The prototype of the movie "Godzilla" is it, and its name is Marine Iguana!"