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"The marine iguana is the only lizard in the world that can adapt to marine life. They are born to live and forage in the sea. They usually live on rocky beaches by the sea and occasionally enter the forests on the island."

"Don't They look ugly and a bit fierce, but they are actually vegetarians. They drink seawater and eat seaweed. To sum it up, I am ugly, but I am gentle! "

"Marine iguanas are mainly distributed in Cologne Islands, and have never appeared in the Great Barrier Reef. These two must have come here to find a better habitat. "

"If the marine iguana is enlarged a hundred times, or even hundreds or thousands of times, If it's ten thousand times, this guy is really the domineering Godzilla in the movie! "

While speaking, Jiangnan has already cut the camera back to the two marine iguanas.

In order not to disturb them, there is no Very close.

"Looking closely, it really does look a bit like Godzilla!"

"Mini Godzilla!"

"I have a bold idea. If we put it in the dinosaur era, when animals were all very large, It is very big, so will it also become a giant Godzilla? "

"It is really possible! Maybe it can even breathe atomic breath!"

"I am ugly but I am gentle. Why does this sentence remind me of Mr. Xu Jinjiang? ? Although Mr. Xu looks rough and always plays villains in movies, he is very gentle in real life and knows how to paint. He is an artist. "

"Anyway, I envy many of Mr. Xu's roles in movies. Especially his moves, I am still watching, but unfortunately I haven't learned them yet. ”

“Me too!”

Perhaps it was really influenced by the unique romantic atmosphere of the heart-shaped island, the speed of the live broadcast room has been soaring. tidy.

Jiangnan coughed lightly, forcibly pulling the audience back to the live broadcast room, and explained: "Because of the unique underwater life of marine iguanas, zoologists believe that they evolved from iguanas on land."

"This This is the opposite of human evolution. Humans moved from the sea to the land, while marine iguanas moved from the land to the sea.

“Zoologists believe that during the long evolutionary process, the marine iguana’s body has undergone a series of changes, the most What is obvious is that their tails are much thicker than those of lizards on land. The tail of almost every marine iguana is almost twice as long as its torso, so they can swim freely in the sea and control direction. At the same time, the long tail can provide enough power when swimming, allowing them to sink to deeper areas, and quickly climb ashore to avoid danger! "

"In addition, the claws are sharper than those of land lizards, and they are With hooks, it is easier for them to climb the rocks on the seashore and prevent them from being blown away by the waves. They can also lie more firmly on the rocks on the seabed to find food. ”

“There are currently seven subspecies of marine iguanas, and the most obvious difference between the various species is their size.

The largest can reach 1.6 meters or even 2 meters, and the smallest is only 0.7 meters. You can see how big the gap is.

The two in front of me are estimated to be 1.45 meters tall, which is the largest one. ”

The ones on Fernandina Island and Isabela Island are the largest, and the one in front of me is The iguana is up to 1.6 meters long, and it is obvious that it comes from here.

"In addition to size, the colors of marine iguanas are also different. Some are dark black, some are gray, and some are yellow, green, and red.

But basically They are all dark grey, and some change colour when they are courting, from grey to black, with red spots on their bodies. ”

Jiangnan was talking excitedly, when suddenly…

“Hiss!”

“Hiss hiss hiss!!!” "

The marine iguana not far away called out.

"Go, go, go, hurry up! "

Jiangnan turned around and left, not wanting to stay even for a second.

Two marine iguanas, a male and a female, were "exercising" when suddenly one of them made a sound. What else could it be!

"Island owner, what the hell? Why are you leaving so fast? We haven't watched enough lizard movies yet!"

"Fuck! This is the first time I heard a sound in a lizard movie!"

"It seems to be quite exciting!"

"Island owner, the machine is stuck!"

"This Please calm down, players from the island country! "

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't contain their excitement, and they wanted to go through the screen to observe closely.

Jiangnan's face was full of black lines, and he regretted switching the camera just now.

At this moment, he didn't even turn his head back ,

Just walk.

However...

Before he walked two meters away, he suddenly heard hurried footsteps behind him.

It was not the sound of human footsteps, but the sound of lizards crawling.

In the blink of an eye, the smaller marine iguana appeared in front of Jiangnan, blocking his way.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Jiangnan wanted to cry but had no tears.

Damn it, I don't want to watch you young couples exercising, are you going to force me to watch?

Wow!

The marine iguana opened its mouth, bit Jiangnan's shorts, and pulled them back.

"Don't be like this! I'm a serious person and don't like watching lizard movies!"

"Don't you like others to comment on you when you are exercising?"

"Don't worry! You continue, I will never disturb you again!"

Jiangnan chattered.

But the marine iguana didn't care, and bit the shorts with increasing strength. If Jiangnan persisted, the shorts might be bitten.

Now Jiangnan is only wearing a pair of shorts. If it gets torn and something is exposed, the live broadcast room will be closed.

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you. I'll go and see it!"

Jiangnan had no choice but to compromise.

Just like that, he was pulled by the marine iguana and turned around, ready to return to the beach.

But the moment he turned around, he saw another marine iguana lying on the beach and twitching constantly!

"What's wrong with the marine iguana?"

"Twitched?"

"No wonder you screamed just now, it turned out to be twitching!"

"The upstairs person, I can see that you are single. You screamed just now because you used too much force, and you twitched because you used too much force."

"Correct! I occasionally twitched when I exercise at night!"

"I only twitched when I was suddenly startled!"

The live broadcast room was full of old drivers, and each of them had a "night life".

Jiangnan walked quickly to the marine iguana, looked it up and down, and found that it was exactly the same as what the audience in the live broadcast room said, it was just twitching because of too much force.

"You guys were comfortable just now, but now you want me to clean up the mess!"

Jiangnan rolled his eyes in annoyance, blew a breath of hot air on his hands, rubbed them gently to keep his palms warm, and finally began to massage the marine iguana's whole body.

In this situation, the only way to relieve it is through massage.