Live Singled Out Wilderness
Chapter 173: A Salted Fish Without Dreams
"Hello, Aunt Linda, is Frogan at home?" Jason was wearing a large T-shirt, standing in front of the lawn, with a Sima face trying to put on a smile, and asked the bloated woman in front of him
The bloated woman raised her head in surprise, and when she saw Jason, she immediately smiled in surprise: "Jason, I heard that you went to China to study abroad. How are you doing there?"
If you look carefully, you can see the shadow of the beautiful face in the past from the face of the middle-aged woman. Obesity in the United States is very serious, and almost all people become obese when they reach middle age. This is caused by their diet. Eating a lot of high-sugar and high-protein foods every day makes it difficult to gain weight.
When mentioning Tianchao, Jason's smile disappeared immediately, and he changed back to a Sima face. In his imagination, if it wasn't for the appearance of his parents, he might have succeeded in apprenticeship and learned the real Kung Fu of the Celestial Dynasty.
Seeing his expression, the middle-aged woman shrugged helplessly and said, "Flogan is in the bedroom. He is in a bad mood recently. It would be best if you could come and see him."
Frogan and Jason were considered to be children, and they were in the same school from elementary school to high school, and their homes were relatively close to each other. It's just that after high school, Jason became crazy infatuated with Celestial Kung Fu. Although Flogan expressed his contempt for this, it did not affect the relationship between the two. Of course, the most important thing is that only Frogan can bear his nervous behavior of turning into Ji Xiaolong from time to time.
Walking up to the second floor with ease, Jason walked directly into the bedroom without knocking on the door. He imagined that Flogan would be very surprised to see him. But the imagination didn't happen, and Flogan didn't even notice that someone walked into the bedroom, but was yelling into the phone.
"Fack, isn't this a program on your channel? Why don't you know when it will be broadcast? OK, can you tell me the information of the host on the show? Are you sure you are not kidding me? Why don't you f*ck anything Do you know? Shall I call the cable channel?"?"
Frogan was almost driven crazy by the customer service on the other end of the phone at this moment. This guy knew everything, and he was a typical questioner who didn't know anything.
"Fack, what a shitty customer service." Frogan hung up the phone angrily. Only then did he realize that there was someone extra in the dark bedroom.
When he saw this person's appearance clearly, he immediately exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, Yusen! You have come back from the Celestial Dynasty."
etc!
Celestial Dynasty!
At this time, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in Frogan's mind. The yellow man in the video just now seems to be from the Celestial Dynasty. Although he couldn't tell the difference between the Chinese, the islanders, and the sticks, he seemed to have heard the words in the video before in Chinatown.
If he is from the Celestial Dynasty, he should be very famous in his country. Thinking of this, Flogan excitedly pulled Jason to sit down, then pointed to Lin Bei on the computer screen and asked, "Jason, is he from the Chinese dynasty? Is he famous in the Chinese dynasty?"
When Jason saw Lin Bei in the video, he was stunned for a moment, and then he had an expression on his face as if you were kidding me.
"What's the matter? Isn't he from the Celestial Dynasty?" Frogan asked nervously, not understanding the meaning of Jason's expression.
"He is my master." When Jason said the word master, his face was full of pride.
"WHAT?" It was Flogan's turn to be stunned, and at this moment he had a black question mark expression.
Seeing that his own little boy didn't believe it, Jason became anxious. He took out his mobile phone, put a few photos of himself and Lin Bei in front of Frogan during the water friend activities, and then pretended to say: "Do you believe it now? He is my master. I was about to pass the test. The real Kung Fu of the Celestial Dynasty. As a result, a little accident happened.
Of course, Frogan knew the main purpose of Jason's study abroad in China. At first he thought that Lin Bei was just an extreme sportsman, but he didn't expect to know kung fu. The key is his buddy's master, which made him feel that the world is really amazing.
Flogan called the Discovery Channel just to get information from Lin Bei and wanted to learn parkour from him. Now everything becomes easier, so Flogan asked excitedly: "Jason, can I learn parkour from him?"
"Parkour?" Jason looked at Frogan as if he was looking at a pile of shit. Following such an awesome master, he only wanted to learn parkour. This made him think that his brother was a salted fish without dreams.
If in the past, Jason dared to look at himself with such eyes, he would definitely raise his middle finger without hesitation. But now, when he thinks of Lin Bei's fluent parkour, which can be called artistic parkour, Flogan can only choose to endure it.
Seeing that Frogan's attitude is so good, Jason's pretense was satisfied, and he said in a good mood: "Apprenticeship is a very serious matter in the Celestial Dynasty. I have been in the Celestial Dynasty for two full years, and I barely managed to become a teacher. But If you succeed in apprenticeship, you will be my younger brother in the future, and I will be your senior brother.
Coming out of Frogan's house, Jason felt extremely comfortable. Pretending to be a perfect pussy in front of his brother made his depressed mood dissipate.
It's just that what Jason doesn't know is that he will act more and more in the future. Because of the video edited by Charles, the YouTube has been completely detonated. Extreme sports enthusiasts and outdoor sports enthusiasts all over the United States and even the world are frantically asking for information about Lin Bei.
Lin Bei didn't know that he had become a god-like figure in the circle of extreme sports and outdoor sports. He was very shocked now. For some reason, his belief value suddenly increased from more than 80,000 last night to 800,000.
Happiness came so suddenly that he was caught off guard. Last night, he was still worrying about his strength, but today he suddenly found that he could draw 8 times in a row, which made him stand still and giggle
The audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded. (Li's Zhao) One moment Lin Bei was still eloquently explaining novel knowledge, and the next moment he just stood there giggling. As a result, Ouzhong launched barrages one after another.
"Hey, is that Uncle Ying? Someone here is bewitched, and the situation is almost out of control. Come quickly!"
"Upstairs is a mud horse, I can hardly hold Uncle Ying's coffin."
"Nimma, what's going on?"
"Hold the grass, Master Bei laughed so hard that I panicked."
"I have a bad feeling."
"God damn coffin board, Uncle Ying is not dead yet!"
"Upstairs is the village network? Uncle Ying has been dead for more than ten years, you seem to be teasing me!"
"To be reasonable, seeing Uncle Ying now is the scariest thing, okay?"
"Is your focus a bit wrong? Master Pei is still smirking."
"It may be poisoned, I said that the corpse-flavored konjac can make people hallucinate.
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