Live stream: I’m the king of big stomachs

Mu Xiaoyue has not met a straight man, but she has never met a straight man like Xu Hanzhong, but fortunately, she is mentally prepared and has a good enough mentality, she deliberately pulled away from the topic and said.

“Boss, which district are you?”

This time, I didn’t call my brother the boss instead.

Xu Hanzhong said: “My number is a master, do you have a master number?” ”

“Eh…. No,” Mu Xiaoyue replied.

“Isn’t that enough, what rank are you in?” Xu Hanzhong asked.

“Black Rose White Silver Three.”

Xu Hanzhong said again: “Yo, there is still silver, so my black iron account will not be used, wait for me to find one.” ”

Mu Xiaoyue rolled her eyes, mercilessly taunting was the most deadly.

Xu Hanzhong said in the live broadcast room, asked the audience to send him one, and only landed after confirming that it was silver, and the two teamed up.

“I will help play a little more, and I will be a little bit, or shall we walk down the road together?” Mu Xiaoyue said.

Xu Hanzhong refused: “You are thinking about fart eating, I am not good at taking my sister to a dozen or three, you play auxiliary mixing, I want to play middle and upper Carrey.” ”

I shouldn’t have asked!!

Mu Xiaoyue chose the auxiliary, and Xu Hanzhong chose the middle list.

“Hahaha, Brother Hanzi is about to the girl!”

“The anchor is really a straight male ghost, be careful of being punched by the boxer.”

“I feel sorry for the girl, and I met the ghost brother.”

“Take my sister one dozen three, I suspect you are implying that my family is full.”

“Fighting such a Duan rank brother is not a random killing.”

Quickly lined into the room, but unfortunately Xu Hanzhong was not a middle list, and he was ranked in the second place of the upper list, and he typed and said.

“I and the auxiliary double platoon, on the single for the middle single, take you to fly.”

The player in the single position asked, “Brother train or take sister?” ”

Xu Hanzhong replied: “No, it should be said that it is weight training.” ”

Mu Xiaoyue: “…..”

It can be said that if Xu Hanzhong is in front of Mu Xiaoyue now, she will definitely give him a jio without saying a word, and she will directly damage herself in front of her teammates! ! !

Is it easy for me to earn some pocket money as a companion!! Other bosses hear their own voices, one by one, even if they can’t speak, at least they are talking about people, this one! Not a person at all!!

Damn it!!

The teammate saw that Xu Hanzhong said so casually, or gave up the position, just as Xu Hanzhong had a Kangt position on the fifth floor, seeing that the other party chose Yasuo, Xu Hanzhong didn’t look much and directly locked Qinggang Ying, Mu Xiaoyue chose the nanny to assist.

This auxiliary is relatively simple, easy to mix, stand behind and add blood to finish, it can be said that it is one of the more assisted for female companions, and even the most is not exaggerated.

When reading the note, Xu Hanzhong sighed: “Hey, three lucky people, five unlucky eggs.” ”

“Why do you say that?” Mu Xiaoyue asked puzzled, although Xu Hanzhong’s straight man is terrible, her professionalism still makes her not forget to chat, and playing games with her is secondary, mainly chatting.

“By the way, it should be four lucky people and five unlucky eggs,” Xu Hanzhong corrected, “As for why you say that, in this game, the lucky ones who rank me and my opponent are the unlucky eggs, understand.” ”

“(⊙o⊙)…” Mu Xiaoyue was speechless for a while, this person is so narcissistic!! Do you really think that you are a master, and the master will be idle to find a companion?

No, I don’t believe that I am a Mu Xiaoyue and a stinky man!

Mu Xiaoyue suddenly perked up, cleared her throat slightly, and prepared to perform a provocative stunt.

“Do you have an uncomfortable throat?” Xu Hanzhong asked.

Yo, even care about people, it seems that it is not so straight!

Mu Xiaoyue replied, “A little. ”

“Oh, drink more hot water,” Xu Hanzhong replied.

When I didn’t say! He’s still a stinky straight guy!!

Mu Xiaoyue’s brain turned all kinds of flirtatious jokes, and selected one and asked: “Little brother, little brother, do you have a girlfriend?” ”

“Yes, there is more than one, all of them are very good-looking, you don’t have a chance, don’t think about it,” Xu Hanzhong replied.

Mu Xiaoyue: “I…. You…..”

If it weren’t for her good mentality, she would have cried out directly with a wow!

What kind of person is this! Don’t play cards at all! Originally, he thought about it, if he said no, then he said that he has it now, and if he said that he had it, he said that he didn’t mind having one more.

It turned out to be more than one sentence!! Your narcissism is over! I can’t take the key!!

Mu Xiaoyue was about to cry, she had never found it so difficult to accompany this work.

“Play with Miss -1.”

“What good do I do to laugh at you?”

“Weight training is okay, and a girl with such a good voice is actually disgusted with her body.”

“Others are straight men of steel, and my brother Hanzi is a straight man of diamonds, straighter and stronger!”

“It’s really four lucky people, and they get points for free.”

“Full marks for the show, go on, don’t stop, I can still laugh.”

“I press a spicy strip, and the opposite Yasuo will die more than five times in this game.”

In fact, he can be bold and press more than ten times, because Yasuo’s opponent is Xu Hanzhong.

In terms of strength, it is crushing, not to mention reaction and hand speed, hanging from the ceiling to fight

After going online, the second level consumes a set, just reached the third level, Xu Hanzhong directly killed Yasuo, he still has a quarter of his health, the other party hit the wild excavator to kill him, and was also killed by him under the tower.

Mu Xiaoyue had not forgotten her duty to accompany the play, and quickly praised: “Wow! The little brother is so powerful, he will double kill so quickly!! ”

Xu Hanzhong replied, “Do you still need to say this?” ”

“Eh….”

When a person dies!!

Teammates also hit 666 one after another, sighing that this game was stable, Xu Hanzhong returned to a basic operation and sat down, don’t buckle 6.

Mu Xiaoyue was not so uncomfortable, but after seeing this, tears fell instantly, what kind of person is this, his teammates in both rows praised him and he actually choked himself, and others praised that there was a back and forth chat.

Oh, man.

Yasuo, who was killed alone, was very unconvinced, and after going online, he dared to come over and be happy, afraid that he had not died. As a result, he was chased by Xu Hanzhong with a red buff to kill a single, after all, the advantage of two kills is in hand, and there is a red buff, and he can’t beat the single line at all.

Killed Yaso Xu Hanzhong into the opponent’s wild area, caught the excavator that was fighting the field is another kill, by the way brushed his wild area, after all, it was Tiamat that came out, and Qingye was relatively fast.

Before the sixth level, Xu Hanzhong already had four kills in hand, and when he went home, a set of skills Yasuo was gone.

Xu Hanzhong typed on the screen and asked, “Are you happy?” ”

Yasuo also hardened, “Happy.” ”

Xu Hanzhong squatted in the grass, he just came out E went over to cover down and died, quickly returned to the city to ensure that he and Yasuo went online at the same time, so that he could kill him seamlessly, this game Xu Hanzhong was looking for Yasuo’s figure the whole time.

In ten minutes, Yaso was killed seven times and replenished twenty-one.

Xu Hanzhong didn’t ask him if he was happy or not, that is, he kept killing him alone, and when two came, he died a couple.

While killing back, he said: “Now you know why I said four lucky people and five unlucky eggs.” ”

Mu Xiaoyue nodded straight, “Understood.” ”

Including her, whether their four teammates collapsed or normal, this game is lying to win, and the other four are lying to lose, Yasuo is the most unlucky one, seeing Xu Hanzhong is death, the defense tower and teammates can’t save him.

“League of Legends Player-1.”

“Han Bao, don’t kill, Ma Ma is afraid.”

“Yasuo players are probably about to smash the computer and smash the keyboard.”

“Hanzi brother is stable, specializing in treating Internet addiction for less than Chinese New Year’s Eve years.”

“Keep killing, don’t stop, I’m the most annoyed with this hero Yaso!” On my side is the pit, on the opposite side is the supergod! Simply speechless. ”

Yasso’s teammates have already started to scold him, but what can he do, the opposite side has been killing him alone, what can he do?

This game can be said to be very bloody and terrible, Xu Hanzhong killed without stopping, the main kill Yasuo, the deputy kill the wild excavator, there is time to kill a single and a lower road, the five people on the opposite side have a very poor experience.

After finally taking the sixteenth kill in Xu Hanzhong, they threw fifteen shots.

“Ness, win!” Mu Xiaoyue shouted happily.

“You are a hammer, it has nothing to do with you, bastard,” Xu Hanzhong complained ruthlessly.

“I !!” _

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