Live stream: I’m the king of big stomachs

Xu Hanzhong seriously suspected that there was a problem with the matching system of LOL, and the upper order selected in the previous game gave the upper single position, but the upper order selected in this game gave the ADC position.

Xu Hanzhong typed and asked his teammates for a position, but unfortunately no one gave it, so he had no choice but to walk down the road with the bastard Mu Xiaoyue.

Mu Xiaoyue smiled, “Boss, don’t struggle, let’s go down the road together, with my assistance you to ensure that it is no problem!” Twenty minutes to go up the highlands is like playing. ”

“Who do you look down on! Even if I hit two or fifteen minutes, I can beat the other side and surrender,” Mr. Xu said.

“Eh….”

Mu Xiaoyue wanted to refute, but suddenly remembered Xu Hanzhong’s Qinggang Shadow in the upper game, one hit two and three with things.

“What assistance do you want?” She asked as she was choosing.

Xu Hanzhong himself first chooses a hand of Delevingne, there is a bounty Dellevingne can get more money by killing people, and the take-off is naturally faster, which is especially suitable for abuse in AD.

Delevingne needs to control the strong rush to sell the auxiliary, female tan, hammerstone, titan, bull head can be, but only if the skill is right.

In the last game, Xu Hanzhong took the time to take a look at Mu Xiaoyue’s operation, and people who can’t understand the nanny still don’t expect her to play these heroes well.

“You choose a Lulu to make an incense burner, and keep giving me a shield and other casualness,” Xu Hanzhong said casually.

“Received!” Mu Xiaoyue chose Lulu.

Enter the game.

Coincidentally, this blind monk on the opposite side turned out to be Yasuo, who was killed eight times by Xu Hanzhong.

He came up and typed on the public screen, “I’m always on the way down this bureau, Delevingne, you give me care!” ”

Xu Hanzhong said: “Yo, you didn’t smash the keyboard, you have a good mentality.” ”

Blind monk: “Hmph, wait.” ”

Xu Hanzhong said to Mu Xiaoyue: “Look at this tone, the arrogant look looks like you. ”

“Me? Hum! I’m not a tsundere! Mu Xiaoyue said.

Xu Hanzhong smiled, and the laughter was full of ridicule.

“Little sister is ridiculed 12/12 every day.”

“I really don’t miss an opportunity to mock!”

“This Yasuo mentality is really good, I’m afraid it’s not Zuan.”

“How good is your Ash, her nanny, there is output and reply.”

Xu Hanzhong brought teleportation, which can be quickly launched and kill more coolly.

On the opposite side of the road were rats and Jela, and Delevingne smiled crookedly when he saw such a crispy skin.

After the first level saved the double axe, Xu Hanzhong went up and chased after the opposite two.

“No, this is only one level, do you really want to fight so fiercely!” Mu Xiaoyue shouted in the back.

“Woman, you’re annoying.”

“Poof…..,” Mu Xiaoyue suddenly burst into laughter, what the hell, is the domineering president in love with me? Play awkward!

Unexpectedly, although this person has a broken mouth and likes yin and yang strangeness, he is quite humorous.

The first-level rat and Jela were chased and beaten by Xu Hanzhong Delevingne, and finally handed over the treatment to avoid death.

At this time, the blind monk suddenly walked out of the river, obviously just after playing the red buff, the second level came down, and it was really stationed on the road.

Just at this time, Xu Hanzhong also rose to the second level and learned the E skill, the blind monk did not Q to him, directly inserted his eyes to prepare W, but was interrupted by Xu Hanzhong’s E skill and chased him to cut.

Seeing that the amount of blood dropped too much, he wanted to cross the wall, but the wall was too thick and he was too nervous and crashed into it, and was finally killed by Xu Hanzhong.

After killing Xu Hanzhong, he stood on his corpse and typed, “Hahaha, second-level capture, you are a fan of a hot man?” Do you think that if you are bald, you will have an iron head? Want to knock this wall apart? ”

The blind monk’s half-dead breath began to spit fragrance in the mouth of the gongping, and his small mouth was smeared with honey.

Xu Hanzhong smiled and ignored him, incompetent and furious.

I don’t know how, seeing the blind monk being angry like this, Mu Xiaoyue surprisingly felt that his heart was balanced.

“The second level is captured, and it will be over, 777.”

“Nana-chan has already put on a suit as a teacher, and my youth is over.”

“Don’t send the blind boy, Ma Ma is afraid.”

“Send a blood and send a red buff, blind.”

“I bet on the blind boy to die more than ten times in this round.”

With the red buff, Xu Hanzhong turned around and went up three levels to kill the mouse, and Jie La ran fast but did not die.

Returning home and teleporting back with a cross pickaxe, the blind boy with the blue buff appeared again, this time hiding in the grass, but as soon as he came out, he was turned into a sheep, and Q’s empty eye was interrupted again and died.

Last time sent red buff, this time send blue buff.

The blind dish was more than three times and laughed at Mu Xiaoyue.

“This blind monk is so funny! People die without touching it,” Mu Xiaoyue’s voice was still very good when she laughed, like a lark, this may be a silver bell-like laughter.

Xu Hanzhong roared, “You laugh at a hammer!” Add a shield! ”

“Oh….”

The next road was completely unable to fight, the military line pushed over, and Xu Hanzhong directly killed the mouse and Jela under the tower.

The mouse also said on the public screen: “There are actors in silver!” Not cheap, right? ”

But for the next five minutes, Xu Hanzhong was super-energetic, but did not see the blind monk coming down, but went to Shangzhong.

Xu Hanzhong typed and asked: “Blind boy, why don’t you come, blind boy, I need your buff and head!” ”

The blind monk player vomited blood and came to the lower road with him.

As a result, he was killed by Xu Hanzhong four times.

“It’s a pity that there are no five kills,” Mu Xiaoyue said.

“You can send the tower, so that you will die five,” Mr. Xu said.

“Hmph! I won’t send it, but I’m going to send out a murder book,” Mu Xiaoyue hummed, slowly she was used to Xu Hanzhong’s words and style, and she was not so easy to get angry.

This time it was even fiercer than the upper game, because the lower road was a double road, killing more people, plus the blind monk came three times, sending it up.

For about thirteen minutes, Xu Hanzhong stood in front of the opposite spring, and the double axe in the hands of the three major pieces of Delevingne turned, followed by a twenty-fifth layer of the murder book.

Jela was killed in seconds with a single sword, and staged a blood bar disappearance technique.

The other five people were all locked in their homes, and one died when they came out, and some crispy skins died without even touching Xu Hanzhong.

“Isn’t that a little too ferocious?” Mu Xiaoyue asked.

“Ferocious? So why don’t we go home and get out of the gear and come again? Xu Hanzhong said.

“Eh…. That’s fine. ”

Mu Xiaoyue thought in her heart, on the other side, I have tried hard, but he doesn’t want to let you go.

“Professional treatment of internet addiction.”

“Death with one knife? That’s scary! ”

“Blind boy, how are you blind boy, blind boy, you talk, blind boy!! (crying)”

“Except for the real eye, no one can bear three knives.”

The five people on the opposite side felt for the first time that fifteen minutes was so long, and they were blocked by Xu Hanzhong standing outside the spring for more than two minutes, and at fifteen minutes, they surrendered at the speed of light, ending Xu Hanzhong’s criminal life.

“It’s a pity, it’s not yet the Six Gods Costume, otherwise it will be a knife to cut anyone at that time,” Xu Hanzhong said another inappropriate sentence.

The scheduled game was to play for two hours, and after these two rounds, they came a few more rounds, but Xu Hanzhong killed every game, so each game ended very quickly, just like playing chicken and skydiving, which was very efficient.

If there is no queue to select people, two hours can play six or even seven rounds.

Now it’s only five innings played, and there are still fifteen minutes or so to come.

Xu Hanzhong said: “The last ten minutes, give you a chance to express yourself, what talents can be shown, don’t be too difficult, like drinking Coke upside down, you can make do with a fork, I’m not picky.” ”

Burst…. It’s not that hard! This is not yet picked!!

I see that you are deliberately making things difficult for me fat tiger!

“I can sing,” Mu Xiaoyue said.

“Hey, how to say it is also out of the mix, the game is sparse, the talent is not there, the real Jill is shameful, you quit the group,” Xu Hanzhong said.

“I don’t! I’m going to sing! Hum! Mu Xiaoyue pouted, came up, didn’t say a word, found an accompaniment and began to sing.

The song “You Are So Poisonous” was sung, and she should have sung this song on purpose, just to vent her inner dissatisfaction with Xu Hanzhong like a complaint.

After singing, the whole person was comfortable.

Xu Hanzhong didn’t pay attention to listen, because Su Xiaoluo brought over the hot spicy scalding, and Xu Hanzhong ate happily.

“Are you eating?” Mu Xiaoyue asked, she was singing seriously just now, and she didn’t hear other sounds.

“Well, it’s hot and fragrant,” Xu Hanzhong said.

Damn it!! You didn’t even listen to my singing and went to eat spicy hot!! I want to eat it too!!

Xu Hanzhong wanted to guess her inner thoughts, and the voice of eating gradually became louder, and she was also explaining.

“It’s delicious, fish balls Q bomb, Sichuan flour is soft and strong, beef tastes particularly fragrant, of course, konjac fairy should be the most delicious.”

“Aaa Don’t say it, my stomach is starting to growl! Mu Xiaoyue roared.

Xu Hanzhong didn’t speak, eating more fragrant and more engaged, Mu Xiaoyue was very uncomfortable listening to this voice, feeling like someone was eating next to him, and even vaguely smelled the fragrance.

Gollum….

Mu Xiaoyue’s stomach screamed several times without contending, she cried and took out her mobile phone to order takeaway, and the weight loss plan failed again! ! !

When the time was up, Xu Hanzhong said: “Xiao Yueyue goodbye, although you are a little stupid, but the game is a dish, I have time to find you to play with the game.” ”

I’m not called Xiao Yue Yue! My name is Mu Xiaoyue!! You’re stupid!

Mu Xiaoyue said: “I beg you brother, don’t look for me again in the future.” ”

There was even a hint of crying in her voice.

Xu Hanzhong felt that he was amused enough, said yes, and quit the voice channel.

What she didn’t know was that although she was half dead of anger, she made a lot of money, because Xu Hanzhong’s popularity could definitely attract many customers for her. _

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