Lord God Investigator

"Want to persuade us to surrender?"

Deidara shouted distractedly: "Stop dreaming, how can you understand our pursuit? Don't tell me nonsense about famous names being corrupt and ninjas being exploited. We are not ninjas at all, we are artists!" We have the ethics and pursuits of artists, and politicians like you can’t understand that, you bastard!”

"Bah, what kind of artist..."

Naruto curled his lips in disdain: "What works do you two have and how dare you boast that you are artists? You are just a brat who plays with mud and likes to watch big firecrackers explode. Only brats can do this." Are you happy with this?"

Turning to Scorpion, who was silent because his body was damaged and all his puppets were lost, Naruto continued to speak venomously: "And you, you are just a necrophilic autistic child who likes to play with dolls. No one talks to you. Chatting with a doll is both girly and childish!"

Naruto angered the artistic duo with just one or two words. Scorpion didn't say anything, and the blades popped out of the puppet's arms, as if he would step forward to fight if he didn't agree with them.

Deidara was so angry that he yelled: "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole! Who are you calling a brat? I...I want you, I want..."

"What do you want to do?" Naruto sneered: "I can leave at any time, please calm down and listen to me, or I will activate the space prison thruster and let this iron can accelerate away from the planet's gravity, leaving you behind Drifting in the endless silence of space, be a pair of quiet beautiful men!"

In addition to trapping the enemy in the orbit of the planet, the space prison is also equipped with a fire escape device, which can change the orbit and accelerate to the second cosmic speed, adjust the direction and control the prison to fly to distant deep space, or fly to the sun, and will be imprisoned. Those who were forever exiled or crashed and burned on the surface of the sun.

The artistic duo were almost furious, but there was nothing they could do about Naruto. If they couldn't help but act impulsively, the other person would just pat their butts and leave.

No matter how angry they were, they could only endure it. Deidara and Scorpion suppressed their overwhelming anger and waited for Naruto to continue with an angry look on their faces.

Seeing that the two of them finally understood their situation, Naruto smiled slightly and did not rush to speak. He walked to the porthole of the space prison tank cabin, looked at the stars in the universe, and said to himself in a refreshed voice: "Come and take a look together. Well, it’s so beautiful. Don’t you usually look up at the stars? This is the real art, the miracle of the Creator.”

The two people who were confused also came to the porthole and followed Naruto's line of sight. They saw the bright stars with no obstruction of the atmosphere and an excellent view. They were also attracted by the magnificent scene of the vast universe.

"I have read the information about you two. You are a pair of so-called 'artists'. One is addicted to the 'momentary beauty' that is as brilliant as fireworks in the moment of explosion, and the other is obsessed with the 'eternal beauty' of the puppet's long-lasting immortality."

Naruto turned to look at the two of them, showing a look of pity: "It's really pitiful. You have been pursuing art all your life, but in fact you don't understand art at all. This is not your fault. After all, you have never studied aesthetics and philosophy, and you have no knowledge of art." I went to a serious art school and had no guidance from famous teachers. What you call 'art' is not even folk art. Folk artists who make dough, blow candy, paper-cut, and make kites are all a hundred or a thousand times better than you. !”

"Who are you saying doesn't understand art!" the grumpy Deidara said angrily: "Who are you qualified to judge that we don't understand art?"

"Haha, don't you always say 'explosion is art'? I'll let you see a real explosion!"

Naruto smiled contemptuously, and the golden light disappeared in a flash. Before Deidara could react, he suddenly appeared again.

"Look in that direction..." Naruto pointed to a deep dark void and reminded Deidara: "Oh, by the way, I'll give you sunglasses. If you look directly at them, you will go blind."

As he spoke, Naruto took out a pair of sunglasses and put them on Deidara. The latter looked up again, only to see a sudden flash of light in the void, and an extremely dazzling fireball exploded in the void. In an instant, the light was more dazzling than a thousand suns!

The location of the explosion was far away, but just the light radiation was already scorching Deidara's body. If it weren't for the fact that the portholes of this space prison were made of radiation-resistant materials, the high-intensity radiation could instantly burn him. He kills.

The fireball slowly expanded, and an ionized halo spread from the center of the explosion, sweeping through the space and becoming larger and larger. At first glance, the explosion looked like the birth of a new star with a halo.

"Is this the legendary Nuclear Uzumaki?"

Deidara stared dumbly at the afterglow of the nuclear explosion, and was deeply shocked.

When Naruto dropped a small-yield tactical nuclear Uzumaki pill in the Chuunin exam, he shocked the entire ninja world, and was frightened by this amazingly powerful explosive ninjutsu.

At that time, Deidara also saw the footage shot by the reporter, and was actually rather disapproving of it. As the number one explosion expert in the ninja world, he could calculate the power just from the explosion fire. The bomb could only destroy everything within one kilometer, compared to His CO's self-destruction range of ten kilometers is much smaller.

Unconvinced, Deidara wanted to find Naruto and have a discussion with him, using explosions against explosions to kill him alive and teach him what the real art of explosions is, but because the Akatsuki organization has not yet completed the development of Phantom Nine Dragons, , after killing Naruto, he will not hunt the Nine-Tails and is strictly prohibited.

Now that he saw the large-yield strategic nuclear Uzumaki Naruto released in space, he was finally convinced after calculating the power of the explosion.

"This is a 10-million-ton strategic fusion nuclear vortex pellet, which is equivalent to 10 million tons of detonating clay being piled together and detonated. It has an effective killing radius of 20 kilometers and an indirect killing radius of 50 kilometers."

With a calm smile on Naruto's face, he explained: "This nuclear Uzumaki should be more powerful than your strongest explosive ninjutsu, but it is only a fusion nuclear Uzumaki with moderate to lower lethality. The yield of the stronger fusion core Uzumaki can reach 100 million tons. Since you think explosions are art, do I have more artistic cells than you?"

Deidara lowered his head unwillingly. Although he was not convinced, he had nothing to say. He tried his best and risked his own life to explode himself. The power was not even half as powerful as others. What else could he be proud of?

"However, what kind of art is this kind of explosion?" Naruto changed the subject and instead belittled himself: "From the perspective of the universe, it is just a small spark. I am not complacent because of this, you are half a bottle of water. Explosion expert, what are you shouting about?"

"Little spark?"

Deidara said in astonishment: "Even if your explosion is more powerful, you don't have to humiliate people like this, right? This is still a small spark, what is a real explosion?"

"Ignorant child, the real explosion is not a moment of youth, but an eternal burning, the evolution of all things, and the entropy that creates everything!"

Naruto put on a pity expression again and sighed: "Did you know that there is a kind of explosion, the diameter of the exploded fireball is millions of kilometers or even hundreds of millions of kilometers, and it can burn for tens of billions of years?"

Deidara was stunned, blinked, and murmured: "How is it possible... How could there be such a powerful explosion in the world?"

"So you are very ignorant. That kind of explosion has the same principle as the fusion nuclear Uzumaki I just showed you. You can obviously see that explosion every day and enjoy the nourishment of the warmth of the explosion, but you turn a blind eye and treat you The little sparks like firecrackers are shown off everywhere as great art.”

Naruto shook his head in disdain and said, "Tell me how superficial and blind you are!"

As he spoke, Naruto pointed to the sun and gave Deidara a popular science guide: "The sun is the product of fusion reactions. Nuclear fusion explosions are going on all the time in the core of the sun! When you are bathing in the sun, you are actually enduring the light radiation of fusion explosions. You face the sun every day, but you have the nerve to say that you are an explosive artist. This is the fearlessness of the ignorant."

Moving his finger, Naruto pointed to the starry sky and said: "The fusion explosion of the sun is just a small spark from the perspective of the universe. Those shining stars are the sun, and the supernova explosion when the stars die is even more powerful. Infinite, it can blow up space itself and collapse it to form a black hole."

Opening his arms, he showed the entire starry sky to Deidara: "From a broader perspective, our universe and billions of stars were all born in a big explosion. An explosion blew out the universe, and we live in it. In the Big Bang, this Big Bang will continue indefinitely. When the universe expands to the extreme, it begins to collapse, returns to a singularity again, and the Big Bang occurs again... This Big Bang of the universe is the real eternity, and the Creator created the world. , the art of evolving all things!”

Tilting his head, Naruto turned to Deidara, looked at him as if he were an idiot, and said angrily: "Compared with these great explosions, what kind of art are your explosions? Doing tricks with axes, blocking cars with mantis arms, fireflies and Even the idioms of the Kingdom of Dragon such as the bright moon and the glory cannot describe your humbleness. Please apologize to the explosion that you have tainted, and to the art, you bastard!"

"Yes...I'm sorry..."

Deidara was intimidated by Naruto's aura, shrunk his neck, and blurted out subconsciously.