Lord God Investigator

"What a fool!"

Seeing Deidara's dumbfounded look, Xia couldn't help but said quietly: "You don't know if what he said is true, why did you just listen to him and apologize?"

Deidara said with a guilty conscience: "Although I don't quite understand what he said about the great explosions in the universe, and I don't know if he is lying to me, but with my intuition as an artist, I feel that what he said is true. Yes."

As he said that, Deidara's arrogance disappeared, and he covered his face with his hands like a child in a brat's house, and said with a bitter face: "Am I really as superficial as he said? My artistic life is like this. Was it denied?”

"It's because the concept of 'art' is so broad that people like you can sneak into the ranks of artists!"

Naruto turned to Scorpion, frowned and said: "If you can't tell whether the 'common sense' I mentioned is true or false, you can go study and improve your self-cultivation! How can you be an artist if your cultural level is so low? What are you two doing? If those things have to be related to art, they can only be called 'performance art'!"

Scorpion's true form is that of a red-haired beautiful boy. He is usually calm and calm. He is not as fond of shouting as Deidara. Even so, his expression was distorted by Naruto's sarcasm, and he said angrily: "I'm not doing performance art. !I am different from Deidara, I have works!"

As if to prove his words, Xie fished behind him, trying to take out the psychic scroll with the puppets sealed, but he remembered that when he performed the Hundred Machine Exercise, he had already channeled all the puppets to participate in the battle, and was killed. The soldiers of the Scientific Ninja Army were completely destroyed.

On the scroll rack behind him, there were only two scrolls at the bottom of the box. Xie hesitated a little, but still took out one of them.

"This is my lowest-end work, so I'll ask you, a boastful fellow, to evaluate it!"

Xie opened the psychic scroll, and a burst of white mist dissipated. A puppet with long black hair floated in the air. Countless iron sands were suspended next to the puppet. The iron sand changed shapes under the control of the puppet, forming strange shapes. Black geometric shapes.

Naruto narrowed his eyes, touched his chin a lot, and muttered: "It looks familiar... Let me recall the information I have read. Isn't this guy... the Third Kazekage?"

Xie smiled proudly and said: "Yes, it was me who assassinated the Third Kazekage back then and made his body into a human puppet. This puppet has a unique magnetic escape blood inheritance limit and is the pinnacle of puppetry. !”

Naruto couldn't help but hold his forehead and was speechless, and said with hatred: "The trigger of the Third Ninja World War was the disappearance of the Third Kazekage. You, the guy, made a terrible death in silence, causing the Ninja World to have no peace for more than ten years! Obito was seriously injured and was rescued by Madara and was brainwashed. It was precisely because of the Battle of Kanna-kun Bridge in the Third Ninja War! Who ordered you to assassinate the Third Kazekage? What was your purpose?"

However, Scorpion didn't take Naruto's rebuke seriously and said coldly: "I killed him because I just took a fancy to his body and thought it would be a good material for making puppets. As for triggering a war in the ninja world... shouldn't I kill the Third Kazekage?" Will there not be a Ninja World War? It is the nature of ninjas to be warlike. Even if the Third Kazekage is not dead, the Third Ninja World War will break out for other reasons. What does it have to do with me?"

Although Naruto was angry, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that what Scorpion said made sense. On the surface, the disappearance of the Third Kazekage was the trigger for the war, but based on the international situation of the ninja world at that time, it was already a powder keg and the root cause of the outbreak of the war. It is still the economic and political imbalances, and the daimyo lords have evil intentions, but they cannot be simply blamed on Scorpion.

Patiently, Naruto nodded and said: "Okay, let's not mention the evil consequences caused by you creating this human puppet. From an artistic perspective alone, I will talk about how bad your 'work' is and why it is so bad." rotten!"

Pointing at the third generation Kazekage puppet, Naruto commented: "First of all, from an artistic point of view, your work is ugly and looks like a ghost. Not to mention bringing aesthetic enjoyment to others, it can scare people to death! For art In terms of taste, ugliness is the original sin. How dare you show off such an ugly thing?"

Xie heard the veins popping up on his forehead, suppressing his anger and said: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Puppet masters value the practicality and combat effectiveness of puppets. What's the use of looking good? Among the thousands of puppet technicians in Sunagakure, there is no one who makes Pretty puppet guy.”

"That's not necessarily true. You haven't been back to Sunagakure for a long time, right?"

Naruto shook his finger and said: "There is a dwarf girl among the Sunagakure puppet masters. She is good at making beautiful female puppets. Due to her superb skills, she can make people mistakenly think that the beautiful puppet is the real body. The dwarf doll in her arms is the puppet. That girl is now an actress in the Konoha Film Company controlling beautiful girl puppets. She is very popular with the audience and has gained both fame and fortune. In my opinion, that girl’s puppet art is better than your puppet Art is a hundred times more powerful, at least it is valuable to society, and the masses love to hear it!"

What Naruto was talking about was a female Sunagakure genin who appeared during the Sunagakure Chunin Exam. In the original plot, the Sunagakure puppet master team and the Hinata team fought. After a hard fight, the Hinata team finally They won and took away their scroll of heaven and earth.

After the destruction of Sunagakure Village, all the Sunagakure ninjas were laid off. They had no choice but to become civilians in Konoha Village and try to get another job. Among them, the most successful one was the Sunagakure female genin puppet master who controlled the beautiful girl puppet. She earns hundreds of times more money as an actress than when she fights as a ninja. She also gains a large number of loyal fans and is known as Sunagakure's number one puppet performing artist.

"Art and aesthetics are inseparable. A work of art must have an audience no matter what, whether it is the public or a niche audience, there must be an audience who know how to appreciate it. If everyone finds it ugly, it means that the work of art is not ugly. In terms of aesthetic value, it can’t even be called a work of art!”

Naruto refuted mercilessly: "You can call your puppet a weapon or a tool, but you can't call it a work of art. It's a piece of shit that makes other people feel disgusted when they look at it. Even if it is extremely powerful, it can be seen by everyone. Afraid, can you say it is a work of art?”

Scorpion has transformed himself into a puppet, so his endocrine system will not be like that of a normal person, and his mood swings will not be very big. If he still had a physical body, he would be very angry when he heard that Naruto turned his proud work into shit. Anyway.

Even so, Scorpion frowned. Although he didn't know how to refute Naruto's fallacy, he was still dissatisfied.

"Even from a technical and original point of view, your work is not very good."

Naruto saw that he was dissatisfied and continued to comment: "Technically speaking, the previous generation of chakra line control technology is still used. This technology has too many drawbacks. If someone cuts off the chakra line, the puppet will be useless. Aburame This family of parasites is simply the natural nemesis of this backward technology!”

"Don't puppet masters use chakra threads to control puppets?" Xie retorted unconvinced.

"That's the old almanac!" Naruto shook his finger and said disdainfully: "The six-path Pain puppet of Nagato, the boss of your Akatsuki organization, does not use chakra wire technology, but a further black rod remote control technology to control The distance and flexibility are a hundred times stronger than the chakra line!"

When it comes to Payne of the Six Paths, Scorpion's momentum can't help but weaken. The title of the strongest puppet master in the ninja world really does not belong to Scorpion. Nagato's Payne of the Six Paths puppets, especially Tendou Payne, are better than any of Scorpion's. All puppets must be powerful.

The most important thing is that the Six Paths Payne Puppet can be remotely controlled from several kilometers or even more than ten kilometers away, which is something that Scorpion cannot do no matter what.

"Nagato created the Six Paths of Pain by relying on the unique Rinnegan Eye in the ninja world, and it is not a real technology." Xie retorted unwillingly: "When it comes to puppet technology, except for talented puppet masters like Nagato, no one can Better than me!"

"That's not necessarily true. The control technology of Mecha Naruto and Mecha Nine-Tails manufactured by Orochimaru is a level higher than Six Paths Pain's remote control!"

Naruto said as he unfolded the psychic scroll and released Mecha Naruto, showing it to Scorpion.

"The control technology used by this kind of mechanical puppet is virtual intelligence. Mecha Naruto has a certain ability to think independently. His technical level is many times better than that of you, a folk artist playing with marionettes!"

Scorpion was speechless this time and could not argue. Orochimaru didn't have the Samsara Eye. He relied on his advanced civil science knowledge. With Mecha Naruto's technical level, anyone with a discerning eye would know the chakra lines at a glance. The puppets controlled are several generations older.

"From an originality point of view, you just modified a corpse and stole the Third Kazekage's Blood Succession Limit. There is no originality at all. And you didn't conduct in-depth research on the Magnet Release Blood Succession Limit. That's all. Even with his corpse, you can’t create a second magnetic escape puppet. Your understanding of the work is superficial and sloppy, and its functions are all based on plagiarism. What kind of technology is this?”

Naruto curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Your work is suspected of plagiarism and piracy. Have you obtained creative authorization for the image and abilities of the Third Kazekage? Do you think that by killing the victim, you can plagiarize with peace of mind? You shameless thief , robbers, and still have the nerve to say that they are artists! If artists are like you, where will original works appear in the future? Let’s all steal them!”