Lord God Investigator

"You, the so-called 'artist,' are just a plagiarist."

Naruto scolded with hatred: "You are so complacent when you copy a third Kazekage, thinking it is your own 'masterpiece'. If you have a chance in the future, do you plan to copy all the five Kages and make them into puppets to brag about?"

The scorpion could hardly lift its head. Fortunately, the puppet's body didn't blush, and it was hard to tell whether he was ashamed or not.

"At least...at least my puppet is strong..."

Scorpion replied in a weak voice.

"You know nothing about power!"

Naruto sighed and said: "Don't talk about a mere magnetic escape third generation Kazekage, even if you created all the five shadow puppets, you wouldn't be able to defeat a real strong person in one round. Take Uchiha Madara for example, If he wants to dismantle your puppet, all he has to do is move his fingers! And he is just a slightly bigger toad in the well of the Ninja Planet."

He casually rolled out a Rasengan, and with a flash of golden light, the third-generation Kazekage puppet was smashed into sawdust by Naruto. He didn't even use the immortal method - Quantum Collapse Rasengan. He just killed him instantly with the combo of Flying Thunder God and Rasengan. A work that Le Xie is proud of.

"Do you know what your problem is?"

Naruto flashed back to where he was and continued to teach Scorpion: "It is because he is accustomed to following the trend and plagiarizing, and is keen to imitate the known strong men in the ninja world and create puppets, that he gradually loses his will and creativity. Trapped by my own imagination.”

Xie was speechless and sat slumped on the ground, his eyes distracted, as if he had lost his motivation.

"And the 'eternal art' you are passionate about, you even transformed yourself into a puppet in order to live longer. Is living for a long time art?"

Naruto was not going to let him go, and continued to question: "People should live well and do meaningful things. Some people are alive, but they are dead, and some people are dead, but they are alive. Living is not the end of life." The goal is to do meaningful things, otherwise your life will become less and less interesting, and eternal life will become a curse."

Xie raised his head in confusion and asked: "How can eternal life be a curse?"

Naruto said: "I have a way to make you realize your dream of 'immortality' immediately. The method is very simple. I just need to reincarnate you in the dirt, and then you will never be relieved. Will you be satisfied if you do that? Will your life be complete? If you If your pursuit is so low, then commit suicide."

Scorpion sighed, and actually opened the energy core hatch on his chest, hesitating whether to pierce the core of his soul with the spikes on the puppet's arm, and simply commit suicide.

In the original plot, Scorpion had a strong tendency to commit suicide. His death at the hands of the "father" and "mother" puppets controlled by Chiyo's mother-in-law was actually a disguised suicide. After he was reincarnated by the dirty soil, he unexpectedly liked the reincarnation of the dirty soil, a life form that could "eternal life".

Naruto talked a lot of nonsense with him, but the purpose was not to talk them to death with words. Seeing that Scorpion was really about to commit suicide, Naruto quickly stopped him and said: "You must think clearly, I will keep my promise and reincarnate you. But they will also immediately put you into a rocket and send you to space, making you an eternal cosmic drifter. Anyway, the meaning of your life is to live. If the reincarnated body of the dirty earth stays in the world of the living for a long time, it will affect the balance of chakra yin and yang."

Scorpion felt hesitant this time, not knowing whether to commit suicide and gain lonely eternal life, or to continue living.

"You guys!"

Looking at the artistic duo who had lost their souls and lost their life goals, Naruto said helplessly: "I thought there was something different about you two ninjas who don't want to be ninjas. After talking with you, I found out that you are also ninjas. Victims of poor enlightenment education.”

"I thought that a guy who calls himself an artist would be a little more educated than the average ninja."

Shaking his head, Naruto smiled bitterly and said: "Now I understand that the art of both of you is just ignorance and obsession, and it is also a manifestation of lack of cultural literacy. As an artist, I do not ask you to have both virtue and art to create Excellent works enrich the amateur cultural life of people in the ninja world, but they should at least have some self-awareness, right? You know, not all kinds of self-expression can be called art."

"Art is a beautiful creation that serves others, not the emperor's new clothes imposed on others by flaunting one's own personality!"

Naruto said: "No one has exposed your mask of artists because ninjas have a lower cultural level and do not understand or bother to appreciate art. Your art is not only useless to society and the people, but also causes great harm, even to Jiraiya." Those vulgar, vulgar and vulgar H books are more valuable and meaningful than your works!"

Frowning and thinking, Naruto said in confusion: "Why do you have the nerve to call yourself artists? Are you really performing performance art? Use your ignorant and absurd behaviors to satirize the injustice of the ninja world system and accuse the ninja village of The poison and violation of children's minds? Are you using your lives to warn future generations? This can be considered art in a certain sense..."

Deidara and Scorpion were almost dumbfounded by Naruto's scolding. Although they couldn't quite understand Naruto's words, they also understood that they seemed to have done stupid things for most of their lives.

They are not engaging in performance art. In fact, they just dropped out of school at a young age and grew up in a poor environment. They were extremely disappointed with the era of ninjas and believed that it was meaningless to be ninjas who only knew how to kill. However, they were unfortunately born in a ninja village and ninja clan. They must bear the responsibility. The fate of becoming a ninja is why he pinned his nihilistic life ideals on an even more nihilistic "artistic pursuit".

Both of them committed suicide, and both died of suicide in the original plot, which fully demonstrated their disappointment in reality, their ignorant, confused and world-weary empty nature.

The artistic duo lay on the ground, looking like they couldn't even breathe. Naruto sighed again and said: "Since you still have some scientific talent, let me point you to something that makes a little sense. path."

Naruto walked over, pulled up Deidara, pointed to the distant starry sky and said to him: "Don't you want to try to explode a star in your lifetime? Put the sun into the furnace, and use the magnetic field to bind the eternal star. The flames of fission explosions create unlimited energy for human beings. Isn't this more interesting than watching the fireworks that pass by in an instant?"

"But...I...I don't understand what you mean by fusion and fission at all. Can it be done?"

"Whether you can do it depends on whether you are willing to learn. If you continue to treat ignorance as your personality, of course you won't be able to do it!"

Naruto patted him on the shoulder and said: "You are still young. You are only twenty years old now. You still have a lot of time to study. I can teach you."

Deidara nodded and sighed, "Okay, this is more interesting than throwing small firecrackers and blowing up random things..."

Naruto came to Scorpion again, stretched out his hand to hold his cheek, and looked at his face carefully.

"Actually, your most proud work is not without merit. Compared to the Third Kazekage's human puppet, your real best work is actually this puppet body."

Xie's dazed eyes gradually became focused, and he asked suspiciously: "My puppet body? This body is used to control the puppet. Its combat effectiveness is not very strong, and it has no special powers..."

"At least it's not ugly." Naruto smiled: "This puppet body is the most beautiful of all the puppets you have ever made."

Scorpion's true form was a handsome and lonely handsome boy, and Naruto's evaluation was just right.

"In addition to its good appearance, this puppet also has original technologies, such as the technology of sealing the soul core and the control core technology of dividing a hundred chakra lines to control the puppet. They are all your original work."

Scorpion unconsciously raised his hands and stroked the face of the true puppet, but he did not expect that the work that Naruto gave the highest praise was actually the true puppet he created by transforming himself in order to gain immortality.

Naruto suddenly asked: "Do you know why your true puppet is your best work?"

Scorpion shook his head.

"Because the creation of this body puppet is not your fault alone. Your appearance and your soul come from your deceased parents."

Naruto said meaningfully: "They knew each other, fell in love, joined together, and gave birth to you. This world has traces of you, and in order to protect the life given by your parents, you created this true puppet.

Only this true puppet expresses your gratitude to your parents and your love for the life they gave you. It is a work of true emotion, and of course it has more artistic value than those plagiarized works. "

Xie was stunned. When he created this true puppet, he didn't think that much. Now that he recalled it carefully, didn't the original intention of pursuing eternal art begin with the death of his parents?

The death of his parents made Scorpio feel extremely lonely. His soul was severely damaged and gradually closed, leaving an indelible shadow. He was deeply afraid of death and the loss of life.

"In your lifetime, don't you want to create a human puppet with a unique soul and self-awareness just like your parents created you, a unique work of art?"

Naruto said seductively: "That kind of puppet is called an 'AI intelligent robot'. It is a puppet with a soul similar to humans, a puppet with life and temperature. Ordinary people may find a woman to create life, but For a puppet master, being able to create life out of parts, steel, and wood is the pinnacle of puppet technology. As a puppet master, it is the highest honor and the best work to prove your talent. Creating life alone is It is the highest realm that can only be touched by gods, and it is the eternal art that can be praised by the world forever."

Xie remained silent, but there was a vague glimmer of something strange in those lifeless eyes.