Lord God Investigator

"Feeding chickens for dementia?"

The drunk Taoist was stunned again, frowned and said: "Shopkeeper Luo, your business plan has a profound meaning. I would like to hear the details. I want to know how this idiot can feed chickens to cause great disasters in the world."

"How else can we cause disaster?"

Luo Feng couldn't laugh or cry and said: "The fat, stupid and greedy people made big cakes and fattened the chickens to cook and eat them. As a result, the cowhide was blown and the belly was burst. But the superiors were afraid that the world would be destroyed and they still wanted to keep those people. Dementia, in the end only the chicken that is eaten will be unlucky..."

"Don't bother with Taoist Master"

The drunk Taoist refused to give up, jumped up and grabbed Luo Feng's collar and said: "Although you call yourself a merchant, you have a restrained spirit and a long spirit. You are a rare master in the martial arts world. In just over a month, you built the world's largest building at the foot of Shu Mountain. In a restaurant, it’s obvious what your intentions are. If you don’t make it clear today, don’t blame the Taoist master for being ruthless.”

Luo Feng was also shocked. The original plan to attract the Wine Sword Immortal was actually seen through by the real owner, and he blocked the entrance to the first floor of the world. Asking for a drink was the second best, and the real intention was to check Luo Feng.

Before Luo Feng could open his mouth to defend himself, the guys and the guests who were blocked by Jiujianxian started shouting and started to tear up the rebellious old man.

"Frenzy, stop being rude!"

"Old madman, let go of your hands. If you dare to touch the shopkeeper's hair, you will be left with nothing to eat!"

"You're a Taoist, you can't get the drink but you brazenly rob me, please let Mr. Luo Dashan go!"

…

Luo Feng's guests during this time were not in vain. He did a good job of inviting people's hearts. The beggars and wild dogs in Chengdu Prefecture were grateful for his kindness. In addition to treating the villagers and elders to a meal of flowing water, Luo Feng also repaired bridges and roads and donated money. To help students, I donated a large sum of money for sesame oil to a nearby temple, and I took care of everything clearly.

This can be regarded as an insurance for himself. He was doing something at the foot of Shu Mountain. If it was revealed that the Shu Mountain Sword Immortal came to slay demons, he hid behind the people, and the melon-eating people who did not know the truth acted as human shields for him. , not afraid of the flying sword coming.

Jiujianxian was grabbed by the people. With his cultivation, he could knock over a large area with just one shock of his immortal energy. However, he was not as cold-tempered as his senior brother Dugu Yuyun. He kept his moves measured and was afraid of hurting innocent people. , but didn't want to let Luo Feng slip away, and was in a dilemma for a while.

He could not learn from Jigong. He was slovenly and unkempt, and there was no trace of immortality. The common people could not distinguish between loyal and traitorous people with their naked eyes, but they rushed to help Luo Feng.

"Ahem... Taoist priest, don't worry, fellow villagers, don't worry about it. This Taoist priest is a friend of Luo who has never met, and he is just having fun with Luo! Don't get me wrong, let's break up."

The Jiujianxian was in trouble, but Luo Feng helped him out and shouted to the people who came up: "Oh, by the way, in order to thank everyone for caring for Luo, Luo is treating me today. There is a person present. If you are one of us, please come in and enjoy the delicious food and wine.”

After drinking and dispersing the onlookers, Luo Feng lowered his voice and whispered in Jiujianxian's ear: "The Taoist priest wants to know the reason. Luo is willing to tell you, but this is not the place to talk. Please go upstairs with Luo." After chatting in the elegant room, Luo asked the Taoist priest to drink, how about we chat while drinking?"

The expert in wine and sword skills was bold. Although he didn't know what kind of medicine Luo Feng was selling in his gourd, he was not afraid of him getting in the way. He followed Luo Feng upstairs and entered an elegant single room. The two sat across the wine table from each other.

After sitting down, Jiujianxian said with a straight face: "Shopkeeper Luo wants to find Pindao. Pindao is here. If you have anything to say, please tell me."

Luo Feng smiled and said: "What's the hurry, Taoist Master? Let's drink a few glasses of wine to rinse your mouth first."

Regardless of whether Jiu Jianxian agreed or not, Luo Feng slapped his hands, and the well-trained waiter opened the door. The guys in the restaurant lined up, each of them holding a tray with wine in their hands. Bottles of wine and glasses, they walked into the private room one by one.

Judging from the meaning, he wanted to continuously send all kinds of fine wines to the Wine Sword Fairy to taste.

To say that the Jiu Sword Immortal was obsessed with Luo Feng and refused to take a sip of the wine brought to his lips. He was really not the kind of serious person. Seeing the wine from all over the world being served on the table, the old Taoist became excited. The alcohol worm in my stomach kept rising, and I thought to myself: "With experienced methods, no matter what tricks you use, I can't escape you anyway. Let's drink enough first."

The Wine Sword Fairy didn't use a wine glass. He grabbed the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth. With a sip of his mouth, the bottle of wine was drained.

"Nine elixir gold liquid from the Han Dynasty! Rare and rare!"

"Spring with bamboo leaves! The horses are ushering into the hall, and the golden basin contains wine with the fragrance of bamboo leaves. After ten cups and five cups, I don't understand, but after a hundred cups, I start to get mad."

"Monkey's Brew! Full of fruity aroma, wild flavor and refreshing taste!"

"Dragon brain plasma? Great tonic, great tonic..."

One gulp was a bottle of wine, and while he was drinking and appreciating it, the Taoist drank so much that he temporarily forgot about grabbing Luo Feng and asking him why he set up a trap to lure him here.

As the saying goes, "Du Kang is the only one who can relieve worries." This is probably because people who are good at drinking tend to drink to pieces, but the more the Jiujianxian drinks, the brighter his eyes become. It seems that drinking is really good for him. It generally relieves drunkenness. The more you drink, the clearer your mind becomes.

The waiters in the restaurant lined up to deliver the fine wine, then went to the wine cellar to get new wine. After buying the new wine, they lined up at the end of the queue and offered wine to the drunken Taoist in a steady stream.

The Jiujianxian was so drunk that he forgot about the time. Luo Feng was not in a hurry, folding his arms and waiting for him to enjoy himself.

This drink lasted from sunrise to sunset. Although I only drank one pot of wine at a time, I couldn't stand the endless queue of wine delivery people. The legs of the guys were weak from exhaustion. The sloppy Taoist priest who never got drunk after a thousand cups of wine He drank tons of wine, but his lower abdomen was only slightly bulging. He didn't know which dimension he drank the wine into.

It doesn't matter what the laws of physics are, this is the method of the Immortal family, and Luo Feng has long been used to it.

Seeing that it was time to turn on the lamp, the drunk Taoist sighed, shook his head and put down the wine bottle. With a look of unfinished understanding, he opened his mouth and let out a big wine burp, but he stopped drinking.

Luo Feng said with a smile on his face: "Taoist priest, did you enjoy your drink? I have the best wine store in the world, right?"

The Jiujianxian nodded, shook his head again, and sighed: "Your family's wine collection is indeed the largest in the world. This is the first time for me to drink all the fine wines in the world in a restaurant. It's a pity that Dole is not good at it. Dole Unsurprisingly, most of them are ordinary wine that Pindao has drunk before, there is nothing new about them!"

"It's easy for the Taoist Priest to drink wine that he has never drunk before. He is afraid that the Taoist Priest won't get used to it, so he doesn't drink it."

Luo Feng chuckled and gave orders to the waiter. Soon the waiter came in holding a bottle of wine in a glass bottle and delivered the bottle of wine to the Wine Sword Fairy.

"Glow-in-the-dark cup of fine grape wine..." The Wine Sword Immortal recited half of a poem, shook his head and said, "Although wine from the Western Regions is rare in the Central Plains, even poor people taste it when they travel far and wide, so it is not considered new."

"Taoist priest, this is not an ordinary wine, this is the 1982 Lafite!"

Seeing Luo Feng's exaggerated expression, Jiu Jianxian doubtfully pulled out the cork of the bottle, took a sip of Lafite like Erguotou, frowned and said, "Why is it different? It doesn't have any special taste!"

These words really stopped Luo Feng. He scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "The quality of the grapes that year was good...and...this wine...it's expensive...what you drink is taste, status, and lightness." The sadness..."

The Wine Sword Immortal smashed the wine in his mouth, and laughed and said: "Bah, no wonder it smells like copper. It's not as mellow as the wine from the Western Regions that I drank back then!"