Lord God Investigator

Eat people with a short mouth and treat people with soft hands. This is the worldly way of human beings, and even the worldly masters are not immune to this.

Huang Rong's few dishes conquered the gluttonous worm in Hong Qigong's belly, and Luo Feng's thousand cups of good wine also pleased the wine worm in the Jiu Jianxian's belly.

After drinking the good wine, a smile appeared on the face of the sloppy Taoist, and he looked more pleased with Luo Feng.

"If you don't like the smell of copper, Taoist priest, then try this bottle of rum. The taste of this wine contains the smell of the sea and the lofty ambition of a man."

Luo Feng waved, and the waiter brought another bottle of amber wine.

The Jiujianxian unscrewed the bottle cap, drank a few gulps, and frowned: "Isn't this Shangluo sugar cane wine? Shangluo is located in the Qinling Mountains, where does the sea come from?"

"Isn't it different?"

Luo Feng scratched his head and said: "I got this from the ship of the future Pirate King. How could it be produced in Shangluo? Oh, I understand, it's the way the Taoist drinks it that's wrong!"

Jiu Jianxian frowned and said, "Then how do you want to drink?"

"Of course I'm listening to the music and drinking."

Luo Feng asked his waiter to bring him an accordion. He played with the keys and sang with a broken gong in his voice: "Yo hoo hoo hoo, yo hoo hoo hoo... I will send Binx's wine to you, just like the sea breeze." , ride the wind and waves..."

This can be regarded as drinking and singing. The Jiu Swordsman tried to listen to the cheerful song and drank a few sips of rum. It really produced a little salty smell. It was probably because Luffy and the others did not store the food properly. Maybe it’s because the bottle of wine has been soaked in sea water.

"interesting……"

The Jiujianxian drank the bottle of wine accompanied by the song, nodded and said: "So you were once a maritime merchant. This wine is indeed not from the Central Plains. This is also the first time for me to drink it. Drinking it while listening to the song is really special. "

"Drinking. If you drink too much, it doesn't matter whether you are drunk or not." Luo Feng showed a nostalgic look and said with a smile: "Drink to be moved, to drink to have ideals, to drink to have friendship, to drink to have passion, that's what you call a good drinker." drink wine."

"Hey, you know a lot about wine."

The Wine Sword Immortal became interested and said: "If there are any fine wines that I have not tasted before, please bring them out."

The Taoist priest wanted to try something new, and Luo Feng was naturally satisfied. He beckoned the guys to serve the wine one by one, and introduced at the side: "This is tequila, brewed from the juice of agave, a foreign plant."

When the Jiujianxian was about to open the bottle and drink it, Luo Feng quickly waved his hand to stop him and said: "Taoist Master, you can't drink this wine like this. There is also a unique way to drink it."

As he spoke, Luo Feng raised his hand, touched a handful of salt at the tiger's mouth, took a piece of lemon, licked the salt, drank the wine in one gulp, and then took a bite of the lemon, all in one movement.

The Jiujianxian followed suit. After finishing a glass of wine, he licked his lips and nodded: "It really has a unique flavor. This is the first time I have tasted this taste."

"This is brandy, a fruit distilled liquor..."

"This is whiskey, malted."

"This is vodka, a kind of strong liquor, known as the antifreeze of fighting nations."

"This is gin, also known as gin, with a special spice smell."

"This is sake, from Yingzhou, East China Sea."

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After tasting the seven major wines in the world, Jiu Jianxian opened the meatball and smiled even more, saying: "Not bad, not bad. You really can't drink these kinds of wines in the Central Plains. Although the taste and grade are not as good as famous Chinese wines, they are still good. It’s very exotic, has a unique taste, and is very fresh.”

"If the Taoist priest likes to try new things, Luo has a way to let the Taoist priest drink countless new flavors!"

Luo Feng struck while the iron was hot, took out a wine shaker filled with a full set of bartending equipment, and placed it on the wine table.

"Based on the seven types of foreign wines I have drunk before, supplemented by juice and ice cubes, and using special techniques to mix several wines, I can create a mixed wine with diverse flavors and mixed textures."

"Interesting! But..."

The Jiujianxian shook his head slightly and said: "The wine mixed with this method is not pure enough. On the contrary, it changes the aroma and mellowness of the puree, and the quality of the wine will actually decrease!"

"Good advice, Taoist priest." Luo Feng said: "This method is to drink something interesting and taste something new. Taoist priest, do you want to try it?"

Jiu Jianxian nodded and said: "I just drink it regularly, but it doesn't hurt to give it a try."

Luo Feng took out a bottle of vodka, a juicer, a few tomatoes, and a piece of celery to make a drink for Jiujianxian. Tomatoes had not been introduced to China in the Song Dynasty. This was the first time Jiujianxian saw them, so he picked them up and looked at them. For a long time.

Since the old Taoist wanted to try something new, Luo Feng gave him fruits and vegetables that he had never tasted before. As the Shushan Sword Immortal, the Jiu Sword Immortal had never tasted any good wine, and Luo Feng could not produce the high-grade jade-brewed nectar from the Xian Xia side. You can only win by freshness.

Never mind that the Jiu Sword Immortal had drunk too many high-end immortal wines before, but drinking wine that he had never drunk before, even if it was of a lower grade, was a bonus for his first experience.

Mixing vodka and tomato juice into the shaker glass, Luo Feng did a fancy shake. The shaker glass flipped up and down. Soon a glass of scarlet mixed wine appeared in front of the Wine Sword Fairy. Luo Feng also inserted half of the glass into the glass. Celery and half a lemon on the rim of the glass.

Pushing the glass of wine in front of Jiujianxian, Luo Feng explained: "This glass of wine is called 'Bloody Mary'. It tastes sour and sweet. It doesn't taste like wine, but more like juice. It's not very intoxicating, but it's good for health and rich." Contains vitamins.”

The Jiujianxian picked up the wine glass and was about to drink it all in one gulp. Luo Feng quickly dissuaded him: "You should drink the mixed wine slowly. If you drink it too fast, you won't be able to taste the fresh taste."

The Taoist then changed to have a drink. While he was having a drink, Luo Feng continued to explain: "There are many skills in bartending. Each mixed wine will have a nice name, and there are also allusions behind the name."

Jiujianxian likes to learn about the culture of wine the most. When people tell stories about wine, his eyes suddenly light up and he says, "There are any more stories? Tell me!"

"The allusion to Bloody Mary is, firstly, because the wine is scarlet and looks like blood. Secondly, there is a slightly terrifying story about heroes, beauties and castles."

The Jiujianxian nodded slightly and looked forward to the story.

"This story tells that there was a beautiful princess who was kidnapped by a turtle spirit. A middle-aged knight who practiced Iron Head Kung Fu and Iron Leg Kung Fu went to rescue her. He broke countless bricks and stones along the way and stepped on them. Countless demon soldiers and generals died, covered in blood from head to toe, and their hats and shirts were dyed red. In the end, eight castles were destroyed in a row, and the seven dwarfs and Snow White were rescued..."

The Jiujianxian drank the remaining wine in one gulp, shook his head in disappointment and said: "The wine is okay, but this story is really bad!"

Luo Feng started to mix a few more cocktails, and the Jiujianxian drank them one by one. Then he drank up his drunkenness and said with his drunken eyes: "Shopkeeper Luo, just drink up to here. Are you asking for help from a poor man when you treat me so hospitably?" I can't drink your wine for free, so if you have any requests, just make them."

Luo Feng knew that his arrangement had paid off, and his face was full of joy. He stood up quickly, raised his hands respectfully and said: "Junior Luo Feng, I have admired the Shushan Immortal Sword Sect for a long time. I sincerely ask you, senior, to accept me as a disciple and accept me into the Shushan Gate Wall!"

"Did you know that if you become my disciple in Shushan, you will become a Taoist priest?"

The Jiujianxian frowned and said: "You have more than a million dollars in wealth, your martial arts has reached the level of a master, and you are already at the pinnacle of mortals. Why do you want to seek immortality?"