Lost Narrative Poetry

The east side of the fourth floor of the Special Building.

In the unknown club activity room of the Service Department, a strange silence and silence briefly appeared.

Almost everyone was stunned. Looking at Xia Ran, who looked determined, and then at Zaimokuza Yoshiki himself, they had no idea what to say. Even Hikigaya Hachiman, who had just asked Xia Ran to take a look, had a messy look on his face.

——Is this what you asked the other party to say? And let’s see what this sentence means based on your experience!

"Hey! Wait, wait! Wait! I'm just an ordinary high school sophomore. How could I kill three people?!"

Zaimokuza Yoshiki was also shocked by Xia Ran's speech. After finally coming to his senses, he immediately panicked and hurriedly shouted to explain.

He didn't know whether Hikigaya Hachiman and Yuigahama Yui were shocked by these words, or whether they really believed this groundless accusation of crime.

But no matter what he said, he couldn't acquiesce and let this kind of thing happen! Besides, he couldn't figure out whether this person was joking or not. Why did he have to sound so serious? !

"Huh? You don't refute the fact that he has a scary appearance and a vicious temperament?" Xia Ran was immediately surprised, and his attention was not on this aspect at all.

"Is this the focus now?" Even Hikigaya Hachiman had the urge to cover his face. The expert he promised looked so unreliable!

Huh? Wait, is it because you are an expert that you are unreliable, or is it because you are unreliable that you become an expert?

At this moment, Hikigaya Hachiman somehow thought of such an unsolvable problem and fell deeply into it.

"Didn't you kill three people?" Xia Ran looked a little unsure. "Did I make a mistake?"

"Of course you are wrong..." Zaimokuza Yoshiki nodded repeatedly and shouted. Although he was usually viewed with colored glasses, he could not break the rules and didn't care about anything. Bar?

"Okay, sorry, it seems I made a mistake...so how many people did you kill?" Xia Ran sighed, admitting that his experience was not enough. He felt very ashamed and humbly admitted his mistake.

"Of course I killed...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! No! No! The point is not that there is any difference in quantity, but that I have never killed anyone at all, I am just an ordinary high school student Have a good life!"

Zaimokuza Yoshiki subconsciously wanted to answer just now, but then he reacted and began to struggle with tears streaming down his face.

--Mother! Humans are really difficult creatures to communicate with!

——Is there something wrong with this person? Or can’t you understand human speech at all? !

"Are you an ordinary high school student?" The young man seemed unwilling to give up and asked reluctantly and repeatedly.

"Just an ordinary high school sophomore!" Zaimokuza Yoshiki said decisively, seemingly seeing hope, "How could I do such a thing?"

"Tsk, he turns out to be an ordinary high school student... Then what do you mean by living for hundreds of years and preparing to conquer the world hand in hand with Hikigaya? I just heard your laughter on the first floor. Sounded..."

Xia Ran suddenly switched to disappointment mode and gave a knowing blow.

It's not contempt, but it's better than contempt.

"Is there...is there any?"

Zaimokuza Yoshiki had a stiff expression on his face and was sweating profusely. He didn't know whether it was because he was nervous about such a topic, or because he was still wearing such thick clothes at this time of year, so he said this dryly.

"Maybe you heard it wrong, I didn't say that..."

"..." Xia Ran didn't continue to say anything. He just smiled meaningfully, then raised his arm that had been in his pocket, still holding a mobile phone in his hand.

Everyone looked at him in confusion, as if they didn't know what he wanted to do when he took out his mobile phone or what tricks he was planning to play.

I saw the young man sliding to unlock the phone and then pressing a certain key. Within a few seconds, a very obvious sound was played from the speaker of the phone. It could be heard that it belonged to Zaimuzuo. Yoshiki's.

And the most terrible thing is that it was obviously what he was saying just now, and it was also mixed with his iconic pretentious and heroic laughter——

"Hahahahaha... I didn't expect that hundreds of years later, we would still maintain the master-slave relationship... It seems that this is also the arrangement of Hachiman Bodhisattva..."

"This era is much filthier than in the past. People's hearts are not as old as they used to be. I really miss the pure Muromachi period... Hachiman, don't you think so?"

"Speaking of which, our relationship is equal, so help me! Just like in the past, control the world again! Hahahahaha..."

"..."

"..."

The sound is not particularly loud, and it sounds like the audio was recorded from a relatively long distance. However, because the speaker himself is so bold, it is very clear, and there is absolutely no incomprehension.

"Guwa——!!"

Zaimokuza Yihui let out a strange scream in an instant, and knelt on the ground in a frustrated ORZ posture, as if his whole body had burned up and turned into white ash in an instant.

"..."

"..."

At the same time, Hikigaya Hachiman and Yuigahama Yui subconsciously took a few steps back at the same time, their expressions were extremely exciting, and their gazes towards Xia Ran also changed immediately.

Especially Hikigaya Hachiman, he still remembers how the other party helped Hiratsuka-sensei make suggestions that day, and how he came up with a vicious plan in an understatement, forcing a tough man like him to endure the humiliation and bear the burden, frightened by Hiratsuka Shizuka's despotic power. under.

Now it seems that history is repeating itself, except that the victim has been replaced by Zaimuza... So what exactly is this person thinking? Was he already prepared to stab Zaimuza in the heart when he just came here? ?

——This person...could he be the devil?

Yukinoshita stood next to Xia Ran, not intimidated. However, after watching the latter's series of operations, she glanced at him thoughtfully: "So that's it... weren't you just because of What curiosity, but spending time recording?”

"Hehe..." Xia Ran put away the phone and smiled slightly, neither admitting nor denying.

However, his behavior was naturally equivalent to admission in the eyes of the girl.

Yukinoshita took a gentle breath and whispered: "You really have bad intentions, and this last hit is too cruel... Maybe you are even meaner than me."

She was probably worried and didn't want Zaimokuza Yoshiki, who was lying on the ground not far away and seemed to be dead, to hear it, but she still couldn't help but say it.

Xia Ran gave her a strange look. Did Yukinoshita also know that she was always mean? But yes, she obviously has no manners herself, but she always asks others to be polite...

However, he was not stupid enough to express such thoughts directly. Instead, he explained quite seriously:

"I just think this is more effective. Didn't you say that he has a chuunibyou and it is difficult to communicate? You have obviously attacked him before, but didn't he just show up again? I'm afraid he is sick. It’s not light, it can’t be changed easily…”

Look at the previous Hikigaya Hachiman. He couldn't communicate with Zaimokuza at all. The former hoped that the latter would be more serious, but the latter was always too deeply involved in his own character setting and couldn't extricate himself.

Because the radio waves of both parties are not on the same channel at all, how can they communicate? It's just a chicken talking to a duck.

Xia Ran is a very self-aware person. Of course, he knows that he is not serious sometimes, but at least he will not really delay anything. Most of the time, he feels that it is not important, so he makes jokes to liven up the atmosphere.

——After all, if he didn't know how to self-regulate his mood and be as optimistic as possible, he wouldn't be alive now, and he might have completely collapsed in one of his reincarnations.

But Zaimuzhao is different. His second disease is that he is out of time from beginning to end.

Let’s just talk about it just now, Hikigaya wanted to make him stop, he was talking about his fantasy; Hikigaya showed a serious attitude, he was talking about his fantasy; Hikigaya wanted to get to the point, but he was still talking about his fantasy……

Basically, they have completely forgotten their own business. Such people basically have no possibility of normal communication.

"So you plan to let his chuunibyou side of his personality die directly from society? Solve the problem directly?" Yukinoshita snorted slightly and said noncommittally.

"How can it be so serious? Don't you think he is still alive and well? And there are only a few of us here, so there is no social death... Even if we all have a copy of this audio file, as long as it is not circulated There will be no problem if you go out..."

It was absolutely impossible for Xia Ran to admit that he was a devil, so he explained slowly.

"puff!"

Zaimokuza Yoshiki, who seemed to be dead, suddenly raised his head, raised his blood-stained palm tremblingly on the floor, and reached out to the ruthless devil:

"Please, please don't do that, don't spread the audio... Please, give it to me! I already...have nothing..."

It's strange to say that I can obviously say the lines that are so good and carefree, but when someone else records them, I feel completely unacceptable and worry about my own social death.

Xia Ran didn't quite understand the reason for this, but this didn't prevent him from understanding it. He just smiled softly, walked forward and helped Zaimokuza Yihui up with a sincere expression:

"Zamokuza-san, what nonsense are you talking about? You don't have nothing. Don't you still have life?"

The low tone was like the whisper of a devil, and a super low pressure spread around.

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"..."

At this moment, not to mention the two Hikigayas who were sweating, even Yukinoshita couldn't help but take a small step back.