Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

That's right, the group of muscular "strong men" in front of him are actually coaches and students that Zi Qiao met at the gym.

Only one or two of their muscular bodies were real, and the rest were all wearing muscle clothes and were pulled over by him to show off.

Anyway, this corner is dark, so it's impossible for anyone to tell that something is wrong after putting on muscle clothes and clothes.

Just as Zi Qiao said at the beginning: What era are we in, and we still engage in hand-to-hand combat.

Sir, times have changed. This idiotic practice of going to the hospital if you lose or going to the police station if you win has long been discontinued.

Even though he is said by Yifei to be a once-in-a-century talent, Zi Qiao actually thinks that he is a wise general.

What does it mean to rely on your brain to eat?

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Of course, the main reason is that everyone’s legal awareness has improved.

It's easy to invite so many people to support the scene and pretend to be cool. If you really invite people to fight, who would be willing to pay attention to you except people in society.

Besides, since arriving at the love apartment, Zi Qiao has gradually lost contact with all the friends in society.

reason?

Instead of drinking and eating meat with that group of fair-weather friends, why don't you go to the bar with everyone in the apartment to have fun?

Those guys wouldn't care if they lost a friend like Lu Xiaobu, but Lu Ziqiao was indispensable in the apartment to solve everyone's overall problem of high moral standards.

As for why Zi Qiao, who never spent money to sweat, showed up at the gym and made so many friends there, that's another story.

"Brothers, thank you for tonight's business."

Zi Qiao clasped his hands in his fists and said, "I'm going to treat everyone to a supper tonight. If any of you don't go, you're giving me face."

"Don't worry, no one will be polite to you during this meal."

Erzi smiled at first, and then became a little worried: "But will those guys come to trouble you in the future?"

Zi Qiao smiled and shook his head: "Probably not."

Their idiotic behavior of looking for someone to beat them up was originally because they were too cruel and they were angry and lost their minds to retaliate.

Fortunately, he had never seen any big storms, so he was just waiting for their move.

Now this group of people are probably frightened by their own pretense, and when they calm down, they will not have the courage to retaliate against themselves.

If nothing else happens, this matter will be solved perfectly.

"That's fine."

Just when these twenty guys were going to the night market to kill Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao heard Zeng Xiaoxian yelling.

"Aren't you the pervert of Neptune who fishes for shit? Are you still looking for shit to eat at night?"

"roll!"

Zi Qiao was shocked: "No, Teacher Zeng!"

He ran in the direction of the sound without thinking, and the twenty or so "strong men" behind him followed after a little thought.

They just don't know how to fight and don't like to fight, but now they have an absolute advantage in terms of numbers and equipment. In this case, it is impossible to watch friends of friends being bullied.

But when these twenty or so people chased after the sound, they saw Zeng Xiaoxian performing a set of unsystematic boxing, chasing eight people on the opposite side.

He chased and smiled foolishly: "Hey, it doesn't hurt!

"Hey, it still doesn't hurt!"

Xiaoxian took out the belt from his waist and hit the other side: "Hey, do you feel any pain?"

When Da Tou saw this, he blurted out: "This...is this fucking Zeng Xiaoxian?"

He and Zeng Xiaoxian were relatively acquainted. When this guy fell out of love, he bought him a year of private training, saying he wanted to improve himself through exercise.

As a result, he only attended half of the class and I never saw him again.

The main reason why Da Tou still recognizes Zeng Xiaoxian after almost two years is because he has never seen a weakling weaker than this guy in all his years as a fitness coach.

What's the result now? The weakling has become a superman?

Zi Qiao was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. He shook his head and said, "I'm not sure now whether this is Zeng Xiaoxian."

…

3604, Zi Qiao clapped his hands and concluded.

"Just like that, after seeing more than 20 of us arriving, the group of guys even ran away desperately. In the end, they disappeared after a while."

Bang bang bang!

Wan Yu clapped and applauded: "Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect that your fighting ability is usually so low, but you can be so powerful after drinking."

Guan Gu also nodded in agreement and said, "In his drunken state, Teacher Zeng not only has greatly enhanced his endurance, but the most terrifying thing is that not only is he not afraid of pain, but he can also withstand beatings!

"When Zhang Wei was sleepwalking, he exerted so much force that he didn't feel any pain at all, and he acted as if nothing happened."

He shuddered: "If I were one of those people and encountered such a drunkard who can resist and deal with pain but is not afraid of pain at night, then I would have to run away."

Curry Sauce said matter-of-factly: "It seems that the ranking of combat effectiveness in our apartment needs to be rearranged. Drunk Teacher Zeng is too fierce."

Meijia rubbed her chin and had an idea: "You guys said, who is better, the sleepwalking Zhang Wei or the drunk Teacher Zeng?

"How about... when will we let them have a fight?"

"I'm more curious about one thing."

Yu Mo smiled evilly and said, "Do you think the sleepwalking Zhang Wei and the drunk Teacher Zeng can defeat Chang Chang Yifei together?"

Zhang Wei yelled: "Hey, hey, hey, the issues you are discussing are getting more and more excessive. You are deliberately trying to push Teacher Zeng and me to a dead end."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Immediately afterwards, everyone praised Zeng Xiaoxian.

This has always been the case with everyone. When they despise you, they can make you worthless, but when it is time to praise you, everyone will never be stingy with their words of praise.

Zeng Xiaoxian was soon blown away by everyone's praise. He squinted his eyes and leaned on the sofa, pretending to be modest.

“It’s nothing, this is all petty.

"Actually, I've always been very strong, but I just keep a gentlemanly attitude and let you guys do it."

Everyone was speechless for a while after hearing this.

What Yifei said was true. As long as he dared to give Teacher Zeng three points of color, he would open a dyeing workshop.

If he were to have a tail behind his butt, he would have to spiral into the sky.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zi Qiao: "So the big bump on my head is caused by fighting with eight people?"

"That's not true."

Zi Qiao chuckled and said, "Actually, the big bump on your head is because..."

He stretched out his hand: "If you want to know what happened, please pay to unlock the relevant information."

"Pooh!"

Everyone cursed.

As soon as the scene changed, Zi Qiao was pressed hard on the sofa by everyone in the apartment and couldn't move.

"I said, I said it's not okay."

Zi Qiao decisively chose to surrender.

Youyou slapped Qiao's butt hard: "I wish I had been so honest earlier. I just have to give it a slap like this."

Meijia smiled and said: "Maybe he has hidden masochism."

Zi Qiao adjusted his suit and complained very dissatisfiedly, "How rude, you all wrinkled my suit!"

Yu Mo glared at him: "Stop talking nonsense and speak quickly!"

Zi Qiao got straight to the point this time: "Here's the thing, after you beat those eight guys away, you happened to meet Yifei who was coming back.

"In the end, you rushed up to hug her without thinking, and just cried to her without saying a word.

"I don't know what you did last night, but you were all dirty, smelly, and sticky, and even Yifei's little dress was stained by you.

“She pinched her nose and yelled at you to let go of her, but you refused to let go.

"Just when you were about to say something...boom!"

Zi Qiao slammed his hand on the sofa under everyone's gaze: "First you were hit by Yifei's bullets without being hurt, and then Yifei's competitive spirit became stronger.

"Then you were hit by her twice, three times, and ten times.

"It wasn't until Yifei used his missiles that you were blasted a few meters away, and then you fainted on the spot."

He nodded and said: "Yes, it hit the ground on the back of the head first."

Everyone suddenly fell silent.

They always thought that Danyidou was Yifei's ultimate move, but after working on it for a long time, it was just someone else's starting move.

Sure enough, when facing Yifei, the stronger he is, the more miserable his death will be.

In front of Yifei, powerless people like them would be safer.

As early as when Zeng Xiaoxian heard Zi Qiao say "One Flash", his whole body started to feel phantom pain. When he said "One Hundred Flashes", he looked like he was in agony.

It felt like my pain was sealed together with the memories. Until the memories were slightly awakened, the pain disappeared one after another.

"Okay, I get it."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly started asking some other topics to divert his attention.

"So you sent me back?"

"How is that possible? What will my brothers do if I send you back?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Of course Yifei sent you back."

"correct."

He patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "By the way, after Yifei came back from the date, she went to the supermarket to buy a few kilograms of eggs, and then went to the night market to pack a box of lunch."

Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment: "Why is she buying eggs and lunch boxes so late...I know."

He was shocked: "That date can't be more stingy than Zhang Wei, right? He didn't even let Yifei eat!"

Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Yu Mo shook his head in disgust: "You idiot, I bought eggs and rice specifically. What else could I do for that guy besides making egg fried rice for someone who called and cried and asked for egg fried rice?"

"No way……"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled a little awkwardly.

Everyone cheered again: "Wow..."

"Whoa what?"

Yifei and Nanfeng came to 3603 with breakfast. She asked curiously: "Why are you all gathering in 3603 so early this morning?"

"Nothing, nothing..."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly winked at everyone.

Nanfeng, who had long heard what they were talking about, just smiled and said nothing, still treating him as a fool.

Curry Sauce asked: "Sister Yifei, Teacher Nanfeng, what are you doing so early in the morning?"

Yifei explained matter-of-factly: "We should exercise in the morning, Nanfeng and I don't do this every day.

"Nanfeng said that you all played very crazy last night and probably couldn't get up to make breakfast, so we lined up to buy breakfast."

She put breakfast on the table and complained: "The queue at that breakfast shop is really long. We waited in line for a long time to buy it."

Nanfeng said with a smile: "Stop sitting there and chatting stupidly. Everyone, come over and have breakfast."

Everyone stood up and came forward with their own concerns. Zeng Xiaoxian even pretended to be relaxed and said: "Breakfast is here, but I'm going to starve to death."

Yifei raised her eyes and scolded with a smile: "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you a pig? You ate such a big plate of fried rice last night, and you still have the nerve to say you are hungry."

"Ah?"